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>>44878079
Hookers and blow.

>>44878086
pls

>>44878079
Gold plate a red dragon
Convince it to pose as an actual gold dragon in a scheme to get more gold (I doubt you'll need to convince it to let you gold plate it)

>>44878018


Tandi suddenly speaks, almost out of the blue. Your multithreaded mind, running through the prototype server at a speed you could scarcely believe, comes to attention for her.
"I think that's all we can do." She says, pulling her hands away from the keyboard.
"Really, mother?"
"Yeah." She responds. "No matter how much processing power we have, we all just think faster. Not smarter, you know? Unless we get some new ideas or crack the code on how those artificial muscles actually work, this is the limit."
"I see." You say.

At that, with surprisingly lucky timing, Abel steps into the room, knocking on the doorframe as he does.
Tandi jumps, and then whirls around, hands behind her back. "Abel? How's Isha doing?"
"She woke up a few times, but she's recently went back to sleep." Abel says. He looks like he's hardly slept, himself.
"What's going on?" Tandi asks, apparently seeing something in his eyes that you haven't.
"We're considering making overtures toward the Free." He says. "They lost their headquarters and home in one day. For whoever's left, it can't be easy for them. So what we're considering is finding out more about them, and if we can't find a reason not to... we'll integrate them into our Initiative. They may use more violent methods than we're used to, so they might have to adapt... But we might have to adapt, too."

Tandi looks from him to your pink spider shell, sitting on the corner, and then back to him.
"Why are you telling us? Is there something you need us to do? We're just like, the tech team."
"You are, but I was hoping for your opinion on the matter. This was Isha's suggestion, before she got hurt. Mike disagreed with her. I'm just not sure which choice to make. And I trust your judgement, Tandi. Yours too, Azure."

"Er..." Tandi says, eyes darting back to you. You immediately get the impression that she'll agree with whatever you decide.
>?

>>44878029
I believe that our goals share some similarities, but are, in truth, very different. I am unsure as to whether the idea is sound.

>>44878029
Having a better relationship with Free might still be wise even though our methods are so different, even if it is just to prevent accidents like what almost happened when we went to retrieve Isha. Maybe full integration is a bit much but information sharing should be okay as a tentative first step?

Fuck yeah, time for monkey antics.

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"So then what happened?" Hiroaki asks you as he pours you some more of the excellent green tea.
"You're not gonna believe this but she was a ninja the ENTIRE time," you say as you take another piece of kabayaki unagi into your laqured chopsticks with a sigh.
Hiroaki, Shinzo, and Sakon all burst out laughing, with the last choking on his hot tea as he tries not to snort it from his laugher.
"Oh WOW," Shinzo says, clapping a hand over his eyes. "You have GOT to be kidding."
"I WISH I was kidding," you say, popping the delicious barbecued and marinated fish into your mouth.
"So...so...*heh*...so what you do?" Sakon asks, wiping tears from his eyes.
"What do you THINK I did man? I drew and started to cut my way out of there! They were ALL ninjas, it was ridiculous!"
"Oh man, and you had NO idea?" Hiroaki inquires as he takes some pickles.
"No! I mean, how was I supposed to know? There wasn't a sign above the village that say 'SECRET NINJA HIDEOUT, NO SAMURAI ALLOWED' or anything!"
"I guess Shinzo would know if they did that or not, right Shinzo?" Sakon says slyly.
"I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about. Soy sauce?" he offers the Ikoma.
"Yes, thank you," he accepts politely.
"But, at a wedding? Seriously?" Hiroaki asks.
"I dunno! I think maybe they thought I was a distant relative or something, and before I knew it I was engaged in the festivities and almost married myself. I couldn't keep track of it all!"

>WDYS?
>[Ask Ikoma Sakon how his work is going]
>[Ask Miya Hiroaki how his work is going]
>[Ask Shinzo when the Dragon and Phoenix are arriving today]

>>44877974
>[Ask Miya Hiroaki how his work is going]

Call of Cthulhu

Well, I'd call it a situation where the enemy is there just to teach the players that not every enemy can be beaten, and that sometimes you just have to run away.

The Cane of Humility.

There was darkness in your mind, darkness in your life and darkness in your eyes, but not in your soul. You had discovered that you were nothing but an experiment made by the two Archmagii who were also your genetic parents, you had killed your own brother in front of them and they didn’t even flinch, you might look like a monster but for you they are the truly inhuman ones.

Slowly your senses returned to you and the effects of the flashbang grenade ceased, in that instant another lighting struck you but this one was bearable and let you see its effects in all their glory. From the barrel of your lascannon you saw a massive beam of energy advance in a perfect pillar of ionized air until it struck your father in the torso. He was a Biologis Archmagus that had access to incredibly ancient and alien technology that no human should ever have, with that technology his body had been altered in a form that made him lose the few humanity that he had left and become a behemoth of a man who was made from pure raw muscle and dozens of protruding bone blades that covered in with a mantle of organic thorns.

No matter how mutated he was your weapon was designed with the destruction of tanks and bunkers in mind and no flesh could ever stop the staggering power of the holy hardened light that it was able to send. After the shot slowly faded away you were able to see how on his chest there was now a near perfectly circular gap that penetrated him from side to side. Axsiselios’s now bulbous and reptile like eyes rolled upwards until nothing but the white sclera became visible and he fell to his knees. Slowly you descended to the ground and searched for your mother who was seemingly absent.

>Search for your mother.
>Check if Axsiselios is dead.
>Try to contact with the rest of your army and give them your coordinates.
>Explore around.
>Return to the now abandoned Necron Knight, see if you can drive it.
>Write in.

>>44877333
>Check if Axsiselios is dead.
Douse his corpse with a few plasma shots, we are letting him pull a hybrid on us
Then
>Search for your mother.
While we
>Explore around.

>>44877379
Not letting him*

Eight years if I don't kill myself in five.

>>44877167
haha what? I had sex when I was 19

>>44877167
I lost eligibility when I was 12.

>>44877050
Compelled duel is the best thing ever.

Thank you based OP

At level 14, how would you make (or break) an effective Elven Monk-lock (shadows / Archfey)?

>>44877101
I wouldn't. Makes me MAD, Senpai.

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Bismuth amulet

+2 Illusion spells per day

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Garnet

+1d10 to fire spell damage

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Dwarf porn thread? Dwarf porn thread!

do you prefer them igneous or sedimentary?

Depends on the character
>Tittymonster rogue
>Mosquito bite barbarianess

>>44875597
Where do delicious B cups fit on that scale?

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I never specify. That way, everyone can enjoy their own headcanon.
Personally, I'd like to imagine my monk having a C-D cup.

>>44875443
>how are the "little timmy" types the AoS rules are aimed at going to paint all these new massive plastic models?
Because AoS isn't being aimed at little timmy

>>44875462

Who is it being aimed at then? All I can think of is the mentally handicapped and mugs.

>>44875493
IMO, It's being aimed at 40k players who never got into WHFB. Whoever the target audience is, it's not working.

>>44875051
Blue Moon.

I don't know what the answer is but I know the market thinks its Fulminator Mage

I want to play a deck in Jeskai colors.
Is UWr control legit for FNM level of play?

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>>44874949

“And that is how the whole royal family came to be eaten by trolls,” Petra announces, concluding her tale with what seems like an undue level of satisfaction. Maybe she's just excited about getting her missing arm restored. Or, you think wryly, maybe she's just amused by the idea of royalty getting eaten by monsters. “Say,” she asks as you pause outside the entrance to the archives, “Do you think it will hurt?”

Truth be told, you have no idea what to expect. You've tried to imagine how Scathach might attach the gauntlet, but no matter what wild fantasies you dream up – everything from simply saying a magic word to flipping the lever on a giant, lightning spewing machine – you can't make up your mind. It's not like Petra, you suggest with a faint shrug, to let something like that bother her.

“Ah, maybe you are right,” Petra decides, laughing faintly after a moment's thought, “Whatever happens, it will hurt less than losing the arm in the first place, yes?”

That's certainly one way of looking at it. Shrugging again, you trot down the steps to the archives and follow the familiar route through the bookshelves. Things look neater now, at least, and there are no more signs of errant destruction. Perhaps the research is going better, now that Scathach doesn't have gaggles of drunken fairies distracting her. The witch herself is floating in the air, a curious light entering her eyes as she notices the gauntlet you are carrying.

“Beautiful, isn't it?” she remarks, before you can even greet her, “Almost enough to put fairy craftsmanship to shame – almost.” Taking the gauntlet from you, Scathach examines it closely. “Yes,” she decides, “This will do. Now, I'll have to ask you to step outside for a while as I get this fixed up. Trade secrets and all that. Before you go, though, did you have any questions?”

>There were carvings, where I found it...
>Will it hurt?
>No questions, no
>Other

>>44874960
>>There were carvings, where I found it...

>>44874960
>There were carvings, where I found it...
>Will it hurt?

>voxes the base at Watcher's Point
Has anyone seen the interrogator or her enforcer?

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>Still in that cave with Alice.
So... what now?
Thread title pic related.

>>44874603
Took a Vendetta out on recon sir. Do you need to contact them?

>>44874268
Just act like a normal adventurer

>>44874290
who is out for themselves but doesn't mind throwing others under the bus when no one is looking.

>>44874268
What about a bard with a penchant for sweet talking married ladies, sowing discord in happy couples with the power of the D?

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Have you tried not playing DnD?

Seriously, it used to be cute, but not it's just exhausting when people actually treat DnD like it's not complete and utter shit that has zero semblance of sense or balance.

You also forgot the 300 to 3,000 year life span, depending on the edition and setting.

>>44875163
>zero semblance of sense or balance
>Wanting game balance in what has become a simulationist system.
Boy am I glad I never have to play with you.

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>>44875187
Yes, because a game where one playing playing a wizard pretty much makes everyone else completely useless is fun.

Boy am I glad I never have to play with you.