Sometimes killing kobolds, orks, and mind flayers is only half as much fun as playing them. Whenever you get the option, which monstrous fantasy race do you find yourself playing most often?
>>50835105
I like playing undead skelly's. Skelebros are the best.
>>50835134
My nigga. God tier taste.
>>50835134
>>50835166
My DM hates Necromancy, and has flat out said he would never allow Skelebroness to ensue.Guess you could say he's a real bonehead.
>storyline is called Gathering storm
>Fall of Cadia is only a first chapter, so there will be more conquests
>Black Templars are over codex limit, so they can be killed off without squatting them
>Abaddon & his sword wank in MoM was incredible
>St. Celestine is there so that important cahracter may "die" (and since she cannot be killed like that, GW will not loose potential model)
>Incubi/Mechanicum/Inquisition/BT aren't there to help Cadia
>DE were called to fix Golden Throne
>If they visit Cadia it's only to retrieve something (Necron Pylons to block warp rift under Golden Throne?)
You may as well apologise now.
>>50832554
And yet, You will still always be an Armless faggot who has to rely on his Mcguffin Sword Waifu to make himself look badass.
How's it feel to be less respected than a snotling?
>>50832554
>>Abaddon & his sword wank in MoM was incredible
No it wasn't. Wow, you have a Stormbringer ripoff with none of the qualities Elric had to make it cool.
>>50834236
>Armless
I just don't get it. Do you think this triggers Chaosfags, or do you think it's funny? It's not really either
Previous Thread: >>50814773
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
>>50830528
>>50830548
Rolled 9 (1d20)
I'm dreaming of a(n evenly coated) white christmas edition.
Last time on HHG we had some really terrible paintjobs. Sanguinius continues to be Best Primarch but which legions are best at shitposting? Mathanon kept mathsing and our favourite Knight houses were asked about.Yonder link has more >>50810486
>HHG
http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8
Official HH 7th Edition Errata (Updated January 2016)
http://www.forgeworld.co.uk/resources/fw_site/fw_pdfs/Horus_Heresy/Horus_Heresy_7th_Edition.pdf
>30k TACTICA & TIPS
What to include in a HH list, how to format it, what makes each legion special (crunch), tactics, Tutorials for Heresy-era minis and more
http://pastebin.com/Tm2P4QLp
>HH Books, Novels and Rulebooks galore
http://pastebin.com/k9uvqsub
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2Ffz1OuHK%2Fcrusade-imperialis-army-lists.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.docdroid.net%2FZTK72gs%2Flegiones-astartes-age-of-darkness-army-list.pdf.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fmega.nz%2F%23F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyC
>/HHG/'s Legion demographics
http://www.strawpoll.me/10558764
>Oct 16 White Dwarf
http://www.mediafire.com/file/zm71nli980zr97h/WhiteDwarf_Oct16.pdf
>Primarch Popularity Poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/11458318
>Other new links
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww98.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2Fe6VFn2St%2Ffile.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww116.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2Fd2D2z8mF%2Ffile.html
https://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww110.zippyshare.com%2Fv%2F1USI8Urn%2Ffile.html
https://mega.nz/#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ!LoBA0bqS
http://www98.zippyshare.com/v/e6VFn2St/file.html
http://www.mediafire.com/file/q315zmyjntb4j04/LA+Exploitable+v1.pdf
1st for muh victory
First for best Legion
Third for Archmagos Bitzbox Caul.
I think his bottom half plus a regular 30K Dominus and some other stuff would make a good Scoria, and leave lots of parts behind for conversions. Benefit of a model that busy is he's fiddly but fun to paint once, you only need one, and then a second one can fuel my mad Archmagos' experiments for ages.
Is there any reason why all countries on a specific continent and known world would agree through a treaty to not have standing armies but instead only hire and use mercenaries exclusively for war?
Besides fear of death I can't think of anything. Like I could see the Dark Eldar doing it because when they die they are fucked, but I can't think of other reasons.
>>50828575
No, that's retarded.
Instead, what is far more likely, if you're looking at a medievalish sort of setting, is that standing armies are far too politically unstable to keep around for long. You probably have levies supplemented by mercenaries, to be disbanded after a campaign ends for most warfare. Keeping a professional army around tends to lead to coups and civil wars as long as the armies are more or less self-sufficient and can sustain themselves on plunder.
Like merc companies in italy or contractors now, either the political situation is too muddy or the nations involved find it is better to use paid professionals for their armies rather than risk their manpower
>>50828575
Berserk's a poor example, there were standing armies but the series focuses on characters that are mercenaries. The Band of the Hawk regularly went up against knightly orders and kicked their asses.
Archive lewd thoughts for purest girl edition
Old Thread:
>>50800611
Kingdom Death is a game that doesn't make sense and you shouldn't buy it, bandwagonners.
>which pledge do I get?
none, go away
>how is shipping handled?
READ
>what new expansions are there?
THE
>why is the game not coming out till 2020?
FUCKING
>what is included in the Gamblers Chest?
KICKSTARTER
>why is this Percival best girl?
Cutest pupper for cutest girl
>Kickstarter Page: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/poots/kingdom-death-monster-15/description
>Adams comments:
https://www.kickstarter.com/profile/poots/comments
>Pledge and addon overview: http://vibrantlantern.com/KDM15/#pledgelevels
>Pledge Comparator & Shipping Calculator:
https://stdobby.github.io/kingdomdeath/
>Miniature Count with bonus statistics:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11ujOUYfjTFp3jOx7T4f3wl-KmxBh0hST0Spa2Q3fy2k/edit#gid=0
How do the Messangers work mechanically? I don't have any of them, and while I love the minis I'd rather not purchase them unless I know whether they have gameplay associated with them or not.
>>50828404
They let you leave messages to other players but only if you have PS+.
You can give them costumes to wear, too.
>>50828447
this isn't bloodborne
>>50828404
they're just models without rules. promos if you will.
"What would humans know of our suffering, the Creator has favored your people since the beginning."
OP, go fucking kill yourself.
>>50826589
Oh, yes, because YOU'RE the ones who had to steal the fur off other animals' backs and /still/ freeze their own genitals off for a good half their existence.
Because YOU'RE the ones who get old and die in less time than it takes a bunch of snobs who look down at you to BLINK.
Because YOU'RE the ones who had to breed like rabbits just to have enough farmhands survive past the age of five to MAYBE pass on something of your legacy.
Because YOU'RE the ones whose ancestors look down on the easy way you live after all their struggles even though the entire POINT of everything they struggled to create was so that you would not HAVE to do so.
Because YOU'RE the ones whose lives in their teeming masses will amount to nothing when the Old Ones awaken.
>>50826589
>M-Muh privilege
Are elves the SJW of the fantasy world? It would explain why all of them are effeminate, brightly haired, beta prissies who probably never worked a day in their lives.
Since FFG breaks up with GW soon and somewhere mid-february or something they stop selling games from their IPs, what are the best FF 40k games I can buy? I already have Relic.
>>50821601
BFG on steam
>>50821601
Chaos in the Old World. Spacehulk card game.
>>50821601
>I already have Relic.
I'm so sorry.I have Relic too.
Warhammer Fantasy General: Santa Franz Edition
>1d4chan
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Warhammer_Fantasy
>Newbie Introduction to Warhammer Fantasy (Download, start reading at page 174 for the story and all the races)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/i330182xo9b1hsi/Rulebook+%28Hardback%29.pdf
>Third Party Miniature Manufacturers
http://pastebin.com/CvGaNyrk
>List of Warhammer recommended proxies
http://www.the-ninth-age.com/lexicon/index.php?lexicon/462-the-9th-age-miniature-library/
>Tomb Kings Range reborn!
https://tabletop-miniatures-solutions.com
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tms-undying-dynasties-army-release#/
>Bretonnia range reborn!
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/tms-kingdom-of-equitaine-army-release
>Warhammer Wikis
whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
warhammerfb.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Wiki
warhammeronline.wikia.com/wiki/Warhammer_Online_Wiki
>Resources (Armybooks, Supplements, Fluff, Crunch)
pastebin.com/8rnyAa1S
www.pastebin.com/0e6RuQux
>Endhammer
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Endhammer
>9th Age
http://www.the-ninth-age.com
>Total War: Warhammer
store.steampowered.com/app/364360/
>End Times: Vermintide
store.steampowered.com/app/235540/
>Mordheim: City of the Damned
store.steampowered.com/app/276810/
>Bloodbowl 2
store.steampowered.com/app/236690/
>Man O' War
http://store.steampowered.com/app/344240/
To start a thing off: who has the best ordinary life in the warhammer world? Most comfortable, secure, prosperous, most fun. This probably depends a lot on the individual races own view on life.
>>50809980
High Elf.
>sitting around on my island
>a few slaves around
>magic myself up a drink, maybe have a wank
>>50809980
Orcs.
The world is a crappy violent place where everyone is waging war and combat determines much of personal power.
The orcs are 100% okay with that.
No need for originality, but some need for humor edition.
SAINT CELESTINE IS CUTE!
CUTE!
AND THICC TOO!
I'M GONNA PAT HER HEAD SO HARD!
>>50785988
>tfw you'll never feel her power-armoured thighs wrapped around your head
guardsmanlife.jpg
>>50785988
She's not ''thicc'' you retarded feat fetishist
I love how gw made the doves look like the were actually flying freely. The new sisters odels are awespme.
ork in Progress edition.
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
>Painting guides, Uniforms & Heraldry books, Painting Videos, Visions, ebooks and White Dwarves:
https://mega.co.nz#F!Wl5DAbCb!TYxZG4CgX_x-NJu7JBwbZQ
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.nz/#F!fkcliY4L!mhdmIs2lT3mFG3VwoLO8Qw
https://mega.nz/#F!XEJSFDCL!9ZZKiLi6M_wguI1uTpyjPg
https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo
http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/
>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
http://pastebin.com/p6bVhGsg
>Stripping Paint
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...
>On the consequences of insufficient ventilation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg273.pdf
>Painting music
Dynatron - Pulse Power
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1-qLbHHCM
Previous threads
>>50762861
>>50741925
>>50782506
That's not the Ork in Progress picture, whoops.
As a bit of a ambitious undertaking, I'm going to attempt to paint a design similar to pic related's on my leviathan that hopefully will be arriving right before christmas
Any tips for freehanding designs like this?
I'm thinking of doing something different for my IG. What colors go best with purple? I was thinking black armor with purple clothes.
I'm gonna run a campaign set in some fantasy version of the middle east, "Arabian nights" it's what is called apparently.
What movies/series/books/animes that could serve as inspiration would you recommend?
Bonus points if it's about thieves.
Dreamwork's Sinbad, the one where Sinbad is voiced by Dicaprio
In terms of books, 1001 Arabian Nights is required reading for that sort of thing.
>>50782094
Al-Qadim 2nd edition
So, I'm building a 450 points list of imperial guard and any criticisms would be appreciated. My list as it stands is: 1 ADL, 1 CCS (with a master of ordnance and an autocannon team) , 1 PCS (with a mortar team) with 3 Infantry Squads and a basilisk.
Take a leman russ instead of the basilisk.
>>50839806
What variant? That list is 450 exactly so any other substitutions to afford a better leman russ?
>>50839774
Get 2 team of vets with meltas, a CCS (with meltas ofc) and 3 chimeras. Bam, 500pts.
So this is kind of awkward (hence why I'm asking an anonymous image board), but in my Pathfinder game a catgirl successfully impregnated a female elf. Player shenanigans, etc.
What racial stats would the resulting offspring have? It's important because the player wants to play as the offspring in the upcoming sequel game.
>>50839146
just make up some random animu kawaii uguu bullshit, since you had an anime female impregnate an anime female
"for the lulz" I imagine
>>50839146
*sigh* This is why I don't allow sex in game. Seriously, why would you even allow them to get pregnant?
>>50839209
>*sigh*
Back to le plebbit with le you.