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>>51224705

I don't like kobolds. They're blatant fetish fuel and designed purely for smutty kinksters.

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>>51224786
I don't like humans. They're blatant fetish fuel and designed purely for smutty kinksters.

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Do you remember love, anon?

>>51224516
No, he's clearly a bomber.

>>51224516
No retard he's an artificer

>>51224516
Artificer/Alchemist

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>51224408

>>51224408
I swear that Tyrant looks like it's holding a Bad Dragon dildo.

>>51225080
Well yeah.

Where do you think the tyranids came from?

In 2050, Bad Dragon sent a probe into space to develop the best sex toy ever from raw materials.

Over the millennia it adapted and became self-aware, and found organic materials were best for raw materials.

It started adapting itself and its mission into biological hardware.

But most of the alien worlds it scavenged from were kind of annoyed by the probe stealing all its biomass to turn into sex toys.

So the Bad Dragon created living sex dolls, armed with weaponized sex toys. It did this millions of times, recycling and repurposing, until the Bad Dragon had many different component fleets as part of it. It would send these fleets out to scour worlds with its legions of sex dolls (which may have become militarized over the millennia) all with one ultimate goal.

When the Tyranids invade earth, a single spore pod will make it through the storms of anti-aircraft fire to pierce the roof of the Imperial Palace.

The lips of the pod will peel back, oozing degenerate liquids, to reveal a tyranid bioform, armed with a variety of obscene biomorphs.
It will turn towards the Emperor and utter in a terrible, sibilant tongue, "Me love you long time."

>>51224383

Why isn't the new Lord of Change among the new stuff GW put on preorder for Tzeentch?

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2nd for Guard best

>>51224383
Second for Guard, we'll stand forever!

>>51224405
Next week, and the week after.

>>51224208
I'm making excellent use of space, I think. Things are about as dense as they can be before I have to start cutting back on content. The largest part of the CYOA is a segment comprised of 40 rows of 1500x750 sections, each one comprised of 5 300x750 companion images + summaries. The rest is equipment, spells, teachers, and gods. I can post some examples if you want.

>>51224272
Oops, that was for >>51222957

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Various other minor typo-fixes that I didn't get in the last version.
(1/5)

>>51223116
I... huh. That's a good point. If you're on the level where you're spamming NPs with the First, you can probably just make a magical item that imitates UBW.

>>51223285
Actually, I wonder who's better at sword spam? Could Reza beat Archer or Gil?

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Jumpers!

What is best in life?

>>51224054
That can vary from person to person, but for me, it's the soft cuddles of the person you love and being bundled up in a warm blanket at the perfect temperature as you listen to the howl of the snowstorm outside your window, and you are sitting by a warm fireplace with hot cocoa

that's the best feeling in the world

>>51223928

Hire a wetnurse/nanny hireling, keep her and your spawn safe, then enjoy your adventuring.

Hirelings, man.

As long as it isn't his baby, and there are plenty of ladders and vases around, he should be pretty well optimized.

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The definitive title in the genre of "Murder Hobo carries a baby."

A surprisingly broad genre.

In part trois we learn how people enjoy silence

This wasn't several days later Anon.

>>51224949
Nobody gives a fuck how many days have passed, I won't have time to make this thread in the working week.

>>51223447
More warp dust.

Draigo does not turn into Lucius.
But Lucius comes back anyway.

>>51223479
This. In fact i'm pretty sure this has explicitly happened more than once

There aren't really any rules, Slaanesh just likes the guy. So if Lucius dies in a way that breaks the supposed rules, Slaanesh will ressurect him anyway.

Because it's a Chaos god, and Chaos are dicks.

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Reposting from last thread.

Need some critique on my Ranger archetype. Based it on the Runeseeker homebrew class.

Aside from any personal critique given, this is what I'm looking at knowing opinions on.

1. Is this too strong/overdesigned?
2. Does this offer a niche for Rangers?
3. What should the 11th level feature be?
4. Is there any features or runes I should tone down/scrap?
5. Any ideas on more runes you'd like to see?
6. What should the archetype be named? Runeweaver was a placeholder.

I myself think I should probably just scrap most of Runic Weapon and just combine it with Rune Arts.

>>51223276
>How do you feel about odd archetype concepts for different main stat classes, such as INT Barbarian or STR Wizard?

funny memes

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As a fairly muscular and handsome hetero dude, would it be weird for me to show up to my friend's game with a qt3.14 witch character with heavy potion-brewing and Halloweeny vibes?

>>51223014
I just want to get laid, sleep until noon then overeat, and develop complex trollposts in order to cause maximum rage on the internet.

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Chaos Undivided is not a religion, it is a philosophy, a philosophy of the self interest, of tangible power and the shattering dread of the ultimate truth. This philosophy teaches a human that if he is ambitious enough he would be rewarded, it teaches him that if he kills with the name of the Ture Gods on his lips he would catch their eye and receive their boon, it teaches him that one day he can become a demigod, a mortal no more, and all this if he only wills it and dares it.

It is also the philosophy of the metaphysical, where reality and dogma shatter, a philosophy that teaches its followers that the laws of physic do not exist, that any laws are artificial, that dogma and ad a closed mind lead your soul to be shattered by the dreaded dream predators. Chaos Undivided is a philosophy that teaches you that you have a soul, teaches you that with your dreams you shape the universe and it teaches you that nothing is impossible, everything can be done if only one dreams it.

>>51223014
>hey guys, lets talk chaos
>chaos isn't chaos, it's organized, see?
>why aren't you paying attention to me?

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Here's the back of it

>>51222791
Looks good man. What's the Measurements also what system?

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>wooden shield

Be careful. That's the #1 object that ends up getting broken at the LARPs I go to, including the softer LARPs.

Well... they can punch through the back of a tank with their bare hands

>>51222493
sounds scary strong but so can melta-gun, but how well they would fare compare to Sisters of Battle (present in far greater numbers than marines) on desert world fighting cultists or orcs?

>>51222461
They're as strong as whoever is writing them at that moment needs them to be

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Bro are you retarded? Go when the tables are full and ask a veteran player to play you once they're done. If it's an event stay and watch so you can learn to play better. It doesn't get any easier than that. If you play nice with the other kiddies at the shop then they'll be happy to join you in your first ever game.

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This one needs a name.