https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqFmt9XYeYo
A new Text to Speech episode. Which means more crops.
Will go through and crop bits i found humorous and will also take requests.
>>51205171
need rogal dorn
NEED
>>51205186
>>51205188
Dorn had some gold this episode.
Remember Awful Good, one of our resident drawfags back in the day?
It seems he has made a patreon now.
https://www.patreon.com/WarriorofBenis
>>51204961
>we Germans are good at following orders
I kek'd
Ya know. You'd probably get less shit just coming out and mentioning your patreon, rather than selling it and pretending to be someone else. Just saying.
>>51205057
give him a break he's only got one "patron"
Can /tg/ do a pepe conversion of a slann?
That'd be kickass.
>>51207187
>pepe is /pol/
Kill yourself.
>>51207187
how is pepe pol related?
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>>51203959
I don't know what you want. Nice art I guess???
>>51203959
BOOOOBIES!
>>51203959
"Nobody understands my pain"
Hello all, I play a lot of video games but I'm convinced anymore that video RPGs are trash at actual roleplay. They are much better than tabletop at dungeon crawls IMO, but characterization and whatnot, forget it.
My problem is I'm also uncomfortable with acting and playing a part, I don't like getting 'into character' and so I don't feel like I can get the real experience of an RPG. Also I find it hard to really roleplay naturally. I mean when someone enters a room, they don't ask someone else what everything looks like unless they're fucking blind. But that's apparently what you have to do when you play tabletop as the DM explains every fucking thing to you. It just seems so stupid.
I guess the question is how do you roleplay and not feel like a dumbass the entire time? Pic unrelated.
>>51203681
You should watch some people actually role-playing, because your preconceptions are a bit off.
>>51203681
You don't seem to have a lot of realistic ideas about what TTRPGs are like, but in terms of not looking like a dumbass, it's like VR. Sure, from the outside you might look dumb, but worrying about not looking dumb is going to keep you from having fun. Everyone there is roleplaying too so no one there is going to treat you like a dumbass for doing what they're doing
>>51203681
>>51203718
watch this https://youtu.be/QNzpg-qdZ0g?t=24m10s
Castellan Edition
Old thread: >>51199700
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>>51203471
FIRST FOR POSTERIZE PHOTOSHOP EFFECT
>>51203471
First for THE BANEBLAAAAAAAADE
So I got two of the dark eldar starter boxes last week after reading the dark eldar codex they sounded fun as fuck- albeit paper thin.
Anyhow is this the war gear you'd run on them?
I'm not sure about the Aethersails or more wargear on the Archons..
Hi /tg/. Going right at the point here: as most, I'm a fan of the Zelda franchise who first played ALttP but my love is OoT.
I'm working on adapting the game to be a series of adventures with a plot doable by your generic murder hobo party.
What I would like from you is opinions on the system to use. I know /tg/ have a half-baked system but that is off my limits. I want to work with what I know.
This leaves me with:
a. System agnostic, but this limits gameplay possibilities;
b. Homebrew a system, but as we all know, doing can kill the project while still in the making;
c. D&D 5e, because;
d. D&D 4e, the one I'm most inclined to. The tactical approach to combat is similar on how Zelda approaches the puzzle style of combat. The use of grid allows for physical puzzles that shouldn't be solved by die roll but by thinking (and allows for puzzle like the 2d games). The monster creation is great, the encounter creation math is solid, rewards are simple... Overall, it is the easiest ruleset for a GM. But I don't know if there's enough interest in a 4e version.
Or should I go elsewhere? Please, I'm all ears.
>>51203451
You seem like you have the most ideas for 4e, so do 4e. Are you doing this for a specific group of people, or just anybody?
Writing adventures is already a quixotesn goal since so few people play from pre written adventures already.
System agnotic will be cool but difficult to do well. Lets say the part stumbles with a monster, how should the DM know what stats to run and how??
>>51203451
Do 4e, it's what you're looking for and there's plenty of people who still love and play 4e, myself included.
In your party (any campaign, setting, game, whatever), do you have a person that is absolutely cursed to roll a natural 1 at the worst possible time?
I'm currently playing in two different Pathfinder campaigns, and there is a guy in the group we all call "Fumbles." Fumbles is great at role-playing, but his dice rolls are hilariously bad. The very first time I played with this group, he rolled SIX 1s, that I counted, at the worst possible time.
Last night's 1 was a doozy. So, my group is in the middle of the ocean, and we decided our ship is tiny, we want to steal the floating fortress of a ship we see on the horizon. We go up to it, and initially kill much of the crew on deck with a nasty contagion, and take out a good portion of their cannons. While I take a quick restroom break, the other players decide "hey, let's invade the ship ourselves, screw this magic nonsense."
Next thing I know, we 're using a catapult to launch ourselves one by one onto the deck, since our magic users are concentrating on some other tasks. I, a dwarf, make it over OK, though I was terrified out of my mind.
Most of us make it over just fine, and commence to have the fight of our lives. HERE COMES FUMBLES: He's playing a bugbear, and could be a real asset in combat on this ship. He doesn't use his float spell properly, so it takes a while for him to get over to the ship. When he's getting close, he decides he doesn't need to float anymore, despite still being fairly high in the air. DM tells him to roll for his safe landing. Of course, this is all taking the place of roughly two rounds. FUMBLES ROLLS A FUCKING ONE. He lands so awkwardly, his leg snaps (compound fracture) which leaves his broken shin bone sticking up like a spike. Of course he's not done falling. The exposed shin bone/spike impales his skull, going up through his jaw and stabbing into his brain, killing him instantly.
Do you have a Fumbles in your campaign? Give me some Natural 1 horror stories.
Once me rolling a nat1 caused an almost TPK
Another time me rolling a 1 (not nat1 because skills but still being the only way for me to fail the roll) caused another TPK
>>51203428
luckily Fumbles hasn't done that yet. We make him bring his own dice though, he's not cursing any of ours.
Yes.
It's me.
So, Games Workshop is holding a user-vote contest to determine the winner of 'miniature of the year', and they've made crates a contender.
>>51203404
Because it deserves to win
Imma vote Kharn, he's a pretty cool guy.
Plus, he's got punctuation.
Just so you know cause op is a faggot, you can vote for any miniature released in 2016, they just put them up as examples.
Hey /tg/
So I'm thinking of running a fairly light-hearted and comedic campaign where the players are a group of monsters and the main antagonists are caricatures of a generic, stereotypical adventuring party. The whole idea got me thinking about what everyone else considers a 'standard' or 'stereotypical' party.
What's your idea of a stereotypical fantasy RPG party, /tg/?
>>51203255
The fact that you have to ask what a stereotypical adventuring party consists of tells me that you should put your dice away, close your books, and never offer to GM for anyone ever again.
>loot-obsessed rogue
>overpowered wizard
>grumpy healer
>lawful stupid paladin
>roll-to-seduce everything bard
>>51203316
This.
Grumpy healer can be replaced by grumpy druid though.
What Chaos God is idiotic hypocrisy associated with? I would normally have said the Imperial Creed, but that's obviously inapplicable here.
>>51203109
OP, obviously.Seriously, though, that'd definitely fall under Tzeentch.
>>51203109
Malal, God of Chaos fighting itself. He'll shoot himself or the other Chaos Gods in the foot on principle any time the opportunity presents itself.
>>51203229
Based on his own Armour, it's possible you're actually right.
If I recall, I remember the fact that Malalian soldier having the quality of Being Warp-Antiwarp makes each and every one Kahrn the Berserker, except they even kill off Daemon Princes and Greater Daemons like it's a fucking Devil may cry juggle session.
That said, they're effectively The Chan of the Warp, no one takes them seriously until they roll the fuck in and shitpost the tactical leaders of an army to death, returning to their ship to feat on Normies whilst their god waltz's straight the fuck out of the warp to shitpost orders to them in his sticky of choice.
Entire Reason Chaos Undivided was made was to keep Malal out, had he gotten the kind of supply of followers the others did during the Horus heresy, he'd have flushed the Warp's chaotic side down the toilet, because he's the only one who can pop the fuck out (Slaanesh required a specialized body
Okay so the premise of my group's game is that they are post apocalyptic warriors and mercenaries assembled for one task: travel back in time to assassinate the man who caused Armageddon: Donald J Trump
The game takes place into the third year of Trump's presidency. Long story short they've battled through the fortified Presidential Tower (Trump relocated the US presisent's living quarters to Trump tower, made New York the US capitol, executedand exiled most of the legislative and judicial branch) guarded by elite Russian Spetsnaz and PMCs and have reached the penthouse where Trump is awaiting them. I hastily ended the game right before the elevator's doors open for the final confrontation partly for dramatic effect but mostly because i had no idea how to handle a final climatic battle withTrump.
What do you guys think? Here are some ideas I have come up with
>taunts the players and runs to the roof and gets inside of a gold plated Russian Hind gunship waiting for him
>has an elite band of heavily armed mercenaries/bodyguards waiting with him in his penthouse
>reveals he's actually a heavily augmented military grade cyborg
I'm very open to suggestions on how to end this built up showdown. Its definitely been hyped up because Trump and the group have been engaged in a back-and-forth vendetta against one another that culminated in Trump killing a beloved NPC that was part of the resistance that the PCs were working with in response to the group killing Donald Trump Jr.
Didn't your last thread get deleted? I don't understand what you're trying to do, and why you're going to such lengths and effort to try and put politics into /tg/.
It's kind of sad.
Well for special powers you could draw inspiration from the parallel that Putin is Sauron and Trump is Saruman (and Sauron does not share power). He has the Voice that can make anyone believe the lies he speaks, and which he has used to raise an army of loyal hill savages. Orthanc is also an obvious parallel to Trump Tower so you can mine that for ideas. Ultimately though he is just a puppet dancing to the tune to the true BBEG who lives far in the east. You probably can draw something from his intent to run the USA through twitter, too.
>>51202910
*Sad!
Do you guys use char creators? Which ones? I mostly draw mine and my friend's, but I also enjoy building characters with premade tools. I accept weebshit too, I don't discriminate.
>Pic related is my player's party
http://pastebin.com/UZYFrhqr
This one is quite good.
>>51202882
It's too cutesy for my liking. But thanks anyway anon.
>>51202937
>I don't discriminate
>Discriminates right away
Well, fuck you too.
new thread, reposting my old OC
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Old thread: >>51194766
>>51202753
>>51202760
>>51202771
>played my first campaign last weekend with my best friend.
>was super shy
>would love to be more extrovert
>but its too embarassing for me to self-insert into the character
>embarassing to roleplay
how do you guys do it?
Stop being so self conscious no one cares. If you remember no one really cares you can be free and have more fun!
Everybody else is in the same boat so just roll with it.
Practice.