>he doesn't eat at least 1 can of sardines every day

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>>34759018
Where am I supposed to get any though?

Too much work I don't even eat ever day...

>>34759040
Any supermarket, it's like $0.80 for a can, cheapest fish you'll ever buy. It's tasty too.

>>34759065
Where? The cheapest I can find are like $1.70 per can. I prefer mackerel, it's cheaper and tastes like tuna.

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>not eating superfoods with a shelf life of 100+ years
normans pls go

>>34759018
No way you can't eat deenz EVERY day. They're amazing I know, the best food there is, but 3 cans a week is the most you should do really.

>>34759311
MREs are normie tier survival food

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>>34759018
All I want in life is sardines on crackers. It's a simple life, but a good one.

I WANT SARDINES NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>34759018
what's so super about it?

um, whats so good about sardines? just curious nigger

>>34759271
I bought a bunch today Chicken of the Sea, 80 cents a can, they sell them in oil water and hot sauce.

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daily reminder to eat fucking citrus fruits you retarded neets, lest ye develop scurvy

arr

>>34759378
Literally every possible thing, deenz are the best possible food.

>>34759378

Eaten over white rice with some hot sauce is literally the most perfect meal ever devised.

>>34759018

Eating any kind of fish on a daily basis is a poor idea. Our oceans are contaminated as fuck and you're ingesting all kinds of heavy metals and pesticides when you eat fish.

>>34759569
Not sardines, that is what makes them so good. Their life is so short in the water they barely take in any mercury or any other toxic materials.

>>34759541
Stop pushing this meme you fag, every thread you're always in here with the same shit, fucking faggot. Ruining deenz, you're probably doing it on purpose to turn people away from them, when they try your nasty ass recipe.

>>34759583
Also because they're very low on the food chain, and not predators. Also very small fish themselves.

>>34759018

It's not sardines. It's Kippers.

>>34759583
>>34759632
Are sardines the most red pilled food?

>>34759018

>preservatives
>high sodium
>moderate amount of protein and omega-3

Are you fucking retarded? Learn more about nutrition you troglodyte.

I'd rather eat canned tuna than sardines. Sardines are gross!

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>>34759689
fucking retard lol

>>34759607
>Stop pushing this meme
>every thread you're always in here with the same shit
>Ruining deenz
>MUH DEENZ

Literally the greatest post I've seen in a long time. Screencapped for later.

>>34759788
gtfo you non deenz purist.

>>34759801
I actually had no idea deenz was a meme. This is fucking amazing.

>>34759819
It's not a meme, it is a godsend superfood that promotes male vitality and endurance.

http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/26100347

>>34759819
It's not a meme it's a way of life dummy.

>>34759850
nice source you got their buderino

>>34759859
>>34759850
Wow I actually feel like a retard right now. I could've been eating deenz for years. I could have been a fucking Chad. Brb I'm gonna head down to Kroger to pick up a dozen cans.

>>34759883
Shut the fuck up you low life mongoloid faggot

>>34759883
Not enough for you?

http://4archive.org/board/r9k/thread/26109893

Robots everywhere are discovering the power of deenz.

>>34759905
I only got on the deenz wagon like a month ago, and while it didn't turn me into a Chad it's definitely improved my life to a noticeable degree.

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>>34759430
Citrus fruits are fucking disgusting and they hurt my teeth

>>34759018
omega 3 also increases the effectiveness of antidepressants

>>34759755
You didn't prove me wrong, rather you just proved that you are indeed actually retarded for thinking these are a superfood.

>salt is a preservative

>>34759018
i prefer salmon desu, im a refined gentleman

>>34759973
You can't get more pure than olive oil and salt. Don't fall for the high sodium jewish trickery, if you don't have high blood pressure salt is fine.

>>34759923
I've been eating /deenz/ for about 7 months now, and it's honestly improved my physique, personality, and overall self. I can talk to girls now, I exercise more often, I am just happier than I used to be. :)

>>34759973
deenz is the only road to becoming a chad. Step out of the darkness and into the light, my deenz-less son. You will experience salvation.

>>34759311
Enjoy tearing your ass when you finally manage to clear out five days of backlogged shit.
>>>/k/
>>>/out/
>>>/reddit/ (obligatory)

>>34759850
>>34759922
So have /deenz/ replaced Subway as the NEET's secret superfood?
No wonder they're so smug, wagecucks can't into /deenz/
normies need to leave

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>>34760011
Is /deenz/ really this good or is it a meme?
I'm serious here, I really want to know, also where can I get /deenz/?

>>34760092
Well deenz are inherrently better than Subway because you can eat and make deenz food from home.

FUCK
I knew I forgot something at the store today

>>34760200
It's not a meme and you can get them at every supermarket.
In Germany they cost 0,79 euro.
I have been eating them for about two weeks now and they really help.

>>34759018
Hope you enjoy mercury poisoning, white trash retard

>>34760200
It's not a meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7jdvykx97Y

>>34760292
Educate yourself. Sardines have very low mercury compared to other fish because of their short life cycle and low spot on the food chain.

>>34759018
i really need to try eat more fish

>>34759018
>not eating the objectively superior fish, Tuna
and all you blue-pilled 'muh mercury' fags can fuck off because mercury improves the limbic system, revitalises the joints and keeps the blood flowing

>>34760395
Tuna has literally 1millionx more mercury than sardines, pregnant women aren't even allowed to eat tuna, stop deluding yourself with your false prophet.

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Don't fall for the deenz meme. A kidney stone tore through me the other week, and I ate a can a day. All that puric acid will give you a pain I'm told is worse than childbirth. Fuck sardines forever.

>>34760395
wrong, get real, obviously salmon is the superior fish

>>34760292
Don't go swimming, now

>>34760413
Stop fear mongering, not enough in deenz to improve your chances of kidney stones significantly. If you already drink soda you are raising your chances of a kidney stones 1000x more than a sardine ever will.

>>34760407
that's exactly my point. you seriously trust what (((they))) are telling you? why wouldn't ingesting the coolest metal make you a cooler human?

honestly though i eat like 4 cans a day and i'm legit going to die

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>>34760454
No, fuck you. If you don't stay hydrated (no true NEET does) all that purine will build a 1inch rock overnight that tends your insides and will have you raining blood for a week. Moderate your deenz.

>>34759583
>>34759632

Just because they have less contaminants doesn't mean they don't have any. Yes, they're not as polluted as swordfish. Yes, they're still polluted.

Yes, eating them every day is still a bad idea.

>>34760413
If you paid attention to the thread, we're saying you SHOULDN'T eat them every day. No more than 3 cans a week.

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>>34760471
>mercury gives you superpowers, that's why they don't want you to ingest it, especially pregnant women because even a little bit if mercury would have a big impact on the baby, making it a super human

holy shit

>>34760552
You'll do worse eating any other meat in the modern meat industry, with all the chemicals, hormones and preservatives in it.

>>34760348
>Educate yourself. Sardines have very low mercury compared to other fish because of their short life cycle and low spot on the food chain.
This. Mercury compounds in large predatory fish like tuna from eating smaller fish containing trace amounts.

>>34760471
Fucking this x1000000
Alchemists referred to mercury as quicksilver, they used it to treat all sorts of ailments.
The kikes don't tell you this of course, and meanwhile dump fluoride into our water supply.

I went to the store just to pick some up because of this thread
Holy shit do these smell bad

>>34760869
False as shit. Mercury was an almost okay treatment for syphilis sores, but sulfa drugs and penicillin get that shit done.

The most common medicinal mercury was calomel, which just makes you shit. If you really want to do that, do a saline enema--youll shit clear in minutes!

>>34761014
And like clockwork here we have our first (((((shill)))))
They don't want goyim to eat their /deens/, why do you think they make them taste so nasty and leave the guts in?

I like anchovies. Sardines are good, you say?

>>34761085
No, I like the deenz, they're low in mercury, which is good, because mercury is bad.

Also, if you want to hate for shilling, how about the whole "they'll make you piss blood" angle you stupid fucking worthless faggot.

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>>34761128
>I like deenz too goyim!
$0.07 was deposited into your account, thank you for correcting the record!
pic related

>>34759018
>tfw you're out of deens

Aaaaaaaaaaa!

>>34759311
why do you do this to yourself

absolute madman

>>34759018
What's a good place to get sardines in Canada? Do they need to be refrigerated?

>>34759271
Try import food markets, I've found ones that are $.90 for an 8 serving can.

>>34760634

Which is why you're a fool if you eat any meat, fish or other animal product that you haven't raised yourself. If you have a brain, you can either be a farmer or be vegan.

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>>34761418
this anon gets it. Veganism is the final redpill

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>mom complains when I get too many sardines at the supermarket
>tran out of sardines 3 days ago
>only canned tuna left
>don't eat because I don't want mercury poisoning
>big pile of canned tuna to make mom feel guilty for not listening to me and wasting money on tuna
>next time she will let me get as many sardines as I want for sure

>>34761286
South of the border is the only way. Stock up before the northern wall is built, it's much harder to get it in if you have to go through customs and it carries a minimum 7 year sentence.

>>34761206
Please stop calling me a kike. There's a lot wrong with me, but being one of 'gods chosen people' is not among those things.

>>34761543
Just tell me what store to get it at, no memes or bants

>>34761570
If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

>>34759018

but when I burp I can still taste them hours later

>>34761640
then they're a jew!

>>34761584
Try Co-Op or Safeway

>>34761650
That just means the /deenz/ are working

>>34761662
shhhhhh

>>34761665
what about wallmart?

>>34761684
>(((Walmart)))
So many shills. This is how you know that /deenz/ are anything but memes

>>34759018
>Fish oil actually does something

lmao cut the meme it's a fucking placebo

doctor step father can verify this if any sperg tries to refute me

>>34761755
>he trusts a (((doctor)))
>reddit spacing
good goy

>>34761755
>he thinks that doctors get any training in nutrition

Medical lobbies have actually worked hard to prevent med schools from adding training in diet and nutrition to the curriculum.

I made mommy buy some because of this meme and they tasted like shit.

>mercury poisoning

>>34762086
How many weeks worth did she buy?

>>34762121
She only bought like two cans luckily.

Is Mackerel any better? Does it really taste like tuna?

>>34762199
PROTIP: put your sardines in with instant ramen. Add garlic, green onions, and olive oil if you wish. Makes a perfect dish- preferably using sardines tomato sauce in them