>"Hey ...excuse me, can you give me a quick pump? I seem

Sorry, I don't have a bike pump on me.

>>34759260
I'll fix your tyre I'll pump it up... I'll fill that shit with monkey piss... then turn it sideways... THEN SHOVE IT STRAIGHT UP, YOUR CANDY ASS!

>>34759260
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrapafp

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>>34759260
If she had as many penises outside of her as you've had inside her, she'd look like a porcupine.

would you fart in my face pretty?

>>34759260
I, uhhh. hehe
You better watch out /x/ told me there are skinwalkers in these hills

i cant pump yo tire but i pump your ass with cum baby, i take you back to india to be my queen

>>34759260
NO, but i will give you a quick rundown of the bogpill

>>34759260
You've got a flattie alright, but it'll do.

>>34759260
more like a fattie