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Devilish thread.
>Go to high-end restaurant
>Order the best cuts of meats, best wines and even some truffles for good measure
>The bill comes
>$3,134
>Tell waiter I'm not going to pay for it.
>"Sir you have to pay for the food you ate, or I'm going to have to call the police."
>"Sorry, I'm not going to, and there is nothing you can do about it."
>Wake up
Fucking dumb ass thought he had power over me.
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>staying round onii-chans one weekend
>got dole money so said I'll buy snacks for the weekend
>load up the basket with lots of shit that I like
>start getting nervous and say I might not be able to afford this after all
>onii-chan says he'll pay for it
>take it all home because he doesn't like it and get to pig out the entire week
DEVILISH
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>>34844950
FATTY SISTER
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>>34844950
>be white
>go to safeway
>get handbasket
>fill basket with vodka and tendies
>exit premises
>???
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>>34844972
HIGH
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METABOLISM
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>give talk on suicide prevention in therapy group
>don't actually believe a single word I'm saying
>still actively planning my suicide after graduation
HOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOO
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>>34845017
>tfw no high metabolism sister gf
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