>family are around so im stuck in my room
>really need to pee
>have no pee jugs or anything and never did this before so unprepared
>decide to pee in a empty doritos bag
>it leaks through the packaging and goes everywhere
HOW THE FUCK DOES PEE GO THROUGH A DORITOS BAG??
Atleast you're prepared for next time!
Dude they design the bags with tiny little pee holes in them specifically so you can't do this. The real trick is to piss into the air just right so your golden stream arcs into your open mouth and down your eager throat. If you master this technique you won't have to leave your room to get a drink either.
>>34844532
Your pee is acid.
>>34844637
Well meme'd, friend
Originalio
>>34844532
don't you have a window or something
>>34846425
>pissing out of a basement window
How would that work?
>>34846458
Only true NEETs know.
>>34846458
some have small windows or large windows for fire escapes
>>34846458
dump one of your piss bottles out the window and re-use it
Try leaving your room and peeing in the toilet