Fembot Thread - Post V-Day Edition

Just sat at home and played LoL

Found out my bf dated a trap once. Very confused the entire day but made up some point in the evening.

>>34885209
>-bots
>dressing up and going out for an evening
Saged and reported.

Valentines Day was nice, we went out for sushi and then went to the cinema to see the lego batman movie. Movie was a 6/10, entertaining but probably not worth a rewatch. Some good references to older Batman films.

I usually allocate about two hours for getting ready, that gives me time to put in hair extensions, style them, do my makeup, put on false lashes, take outfit pictures if I want to and then tidy up the bathroom and make sure I have everything I need in my handbag. I don't spend huge amounts of money on makeup, I mostly use drugstore brands with a few Japanese imports, and I only use basic moisturiser and tanning lotions for skincare. I lucked out and got good skin, no acne or dark circles or anything.

Who are some women that fembots think are really pretty?

>>34885471
The girl in the OP's pic is nice. her freckles are cute.

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>>34885287
den ganzen Tag? hast du nichts gemacht?

>>34885447
>I usually allocate about two hours for getting ready, that gives me time to put in hair extensions, style them, do my makeup, put on false lashes, take outfit pictures if I want to and then tidy up the bathroom and make sure I have everything I need in my handbag.
Wut

It was entirely uneventful. I cut some carrots into hearts and put them in a curry. I did make some cookies over the weekend, however. It falling on a weekday this year didn't leave much time or energy to do anything too over-the-top.

If I were to go out on a date or something, it'd probably take about half an hour or so to figure out what to wear, put it on, apply make-up, and "do" my hair. I don't put all that much effort into my appearance - just do the basic things.

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>>34885471
Felicity Jones is a huge weakness of mine. She's just such a lovely mix of beautiful and adorable.

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I am just going to assume that there are actual fembots here

How much is laziness a red flag for women? Like if i was a guy that literally spends whole day sitting in front of his computer (but still pretty, smart and everything, not fat neckbeard), would you still consider dating me?

>>34885447
Get out normie scum. There are no women on the internet, only traps and liars

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>wake up
>clean house a little
>log into MMO, play for a few hours
>pick up japanese food (shrimp tempura+beef udon)
>watch Finding Dory with my mother
>log back into MMO, but tab out and watch streams of others playing instead
>log out and go lurk /cm/ and here before bed

Happy Valentines Day?! or something, I guess

>>34886064
No sense of ambition whatsoever? Just happy being a NEET forever? No thanks.

>>34886064
This is pretty much the reddest of all flags.

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Just a friendly Valentines Day reminder.

>talking to a robot
>he's much more cultured than I am
wat do

>>34886099
I have ambitions, i'm a uni student, i have job/s, i have hobbies and shit i do. I am actually pretty much a normie.

It's just that i am pretty much used to spending 90% of my time alone in my comfy zone at the computer, so it is where i feel best and where i would ideally spend all my free time (i have no issue just spending 3 days in a row without lifting my ass from one chair). I never told this to any friend or any gf i had since i was ashamed.

>>34886164
In that case, I would be totally fine with it because I need a lot of alone time as well. As long as you're showering and such between days and not using piss jugs. Conventional women might not be as accepting, but I think you know that.

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>>34886164
You're just introverted anon and there's nothing wrong with that. Well, maybe not to other introverts anyway.
People have different opinions when it comes to things like how often a person should go out or stay home, so there really isnt a one size fits all answer

If you're interested in the type of girl who likes to go out often, then you're staying in will be a red flag yes. Even one who prefers to stay in often might feel a little lonely if you spend all your time in front of the computer
I guess it'd come down to how much attention she needed from you. An introverted woman who mostly likes to be left to her own devices the same way you do would probably be one who'd fit best with you, but finding one who's both ambitious as well as a shut-in is quite rare as the typical shut-in female prefers to ignore reality completely and just submerge herself in her blogs/games/entertainment. So basically, is a NEET.

You would attract NEETs.

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>>34886206
not that anon but you are my gf now. Do you have discord or skype or a mail where I can contact you? We gotta talk about our relationship and how we will make things work

>>34886030
What do you girls do when you do your hair? Just blow dry it or something?

Why do you all use coconut oil and coconut scented shampoo?

> cut some carrots into hearts

That's really cute. Why do girls like these sort of incidental cute things?

>>34886097
fuck off weeb.

>>34886129
In what ways is he cultured?

>>34885209
It takes me half an hour to shower and do my hair and make up
Another half hour to pick an outfit put it on and get my handbag ready. I don't need a lot of make up and grooming to look good desu

I didn't go anywhere yesterday because I'm very sick. My man brought me flowers and presents after work and I felt terrible because I find Valentine's Day silly and since we've seen each other for ~6 weeks and never discussed it I assumed were ignoring it. He said he was planning to take me out but obv can't because of my bad illness and I thanked God because it would've been so awkward for me...

>>34886218
>>34886206
You say it would be okay with introverted or NEET gf (i would actually kill for NEET gf), but i was dating girl who said she needs her own time too, but after time broke up with me because i "didn't really care about her.".
Would you really be okay with your bf coming over for one night a week, even though you would know he could come every night he wanted?

Also NEET qts are fucking retarded, i actually managed to find one some years ago, and after some time she literally said she is not good enough for me and blocked me. What the fuck, i actually really wanted to date her.

>>34886064
No. I'm educated and hard working with a good job and career ambitions. I want someone who is better stronger smarter etc than me

Why did you non-virgin "fembots" came here to invade a virgin male safe space? Are you happy with the fact that we don't have a place in 4chan anymlgr?

>>34886310
Also sorry for blogs, but i suppose you have nothing to do same as me (3rd day in a row i wake up early expecting an important phonecall and 3rd day it was pointless and i'm just tired and sleepy now) so why not

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>Fembot
This board is over. Finally I can leave this shit hole.

>>34886323
Because you're all scum who brought misery upon yourselves and you deserve to feel worse knowing there are women observing your pathetic rants on the internet

>>34886291
>Another half hour to pick an outfit

Why?

>>34886349
If they think we're so pathetic why don't they leave us alone?

>>34886349

But we don't invade Stacy safe spaces.

>>34886360
Because I'm very self conscious about my body and since some days are worse than others, it takes me a long time to pick something I will feel comfortable in and won't spend the night thinking if I look gross.

>>34886316
I think my "childish street/internet kid who is a kind fatherly figure at heart" image would work on you too desu.
Just felt a need to say that to defend myself, otherwise thanks for the input.

>>34886310
>Would you really be okay with your bf coming over for one night a week, even though you would know he could come every night he wanted?
That sounds pretty much perfect to me, I'm not lying when I say I need my alone time. I'm curious how you imagine the dynamic to be once you move in with your gf, though.

>>34886403
It would probably, I've fallen for guys 5 years younger than me because of that, but I quickly got disappointed because the fatherly figure doesn't work when he's got less XP than me. Then I discovered the older man meme and understood why thots do it.

>>34886310
Well, these days its disgraceful for both sexes to not be ambitious and job seeking, so if a guy has a job but the girl doesnt then it feels shameful and like she's weighing you down. Well, any female with a good moral compass will feel bad about it anyway.
When you really love someone, knowing that you're sitting on your ass while they're out there working hard just makes you feel even more like shit. But if they're somehow in a position where they still cant get their feet off the ground then the guilt might just become too much. That's the only thing I can think of that makes sense to me anyway!

I guess I can also see the "I dont need someone around, but don't be gone too much!" thing. Once a week would be pretty lonely. At that point she might as well just be single.
It's not really about both being shut-ins and ignoring each other separately-that isn't a really good feeling. The good feeling is when you're both together in the same room, but just doing whatever you want without talking.

I call it "Shutting the fuck up together". That's probably more ideal than just not seeing each other often.

Third wheeled at dinner with two of my friends who're together. Went grocery shopping. Ate two pints of ice cream, bag of pita chips and half a container of humus, jelly beans I got from my parents, two liters of cherry cola, cup of ramen. Felt like shit and purged right after. Played some Witcher III. Got to one of the romance scenes and started bawling.

All in all not great.

>>34886373
panem et circenses

>>34886381
Stacy is more alpha than you and does not actually need a safe space. If you've not noticed, this kind of women are comfortable and confident in any situation

>>34886461

Except from ugly males like us.

>>34886402
What's your favorite kind of dress?

>gross

Why do women use this term?

>>34886419
>older man meme

Explain.

Do you like older men?

>>34886458
>felt like shit and purged right after

Not joking but you need to see a doctor fembot.

>>34886417
>I'm curious how you imagine the dynamic to be once you move in with your gf, though
I would need her to respect my alone time. Like, i would love to spend few hours of the day together, cooking, fucking, watching a movie, whatever, but rest of the day i would want her to leave me alone, to pretend like i am not there.
Maybe its cause i grew up in computer freak house, where everybody is just stuck to their screen and you can go whole day without even seeing anyone.

>>34886419
>got disappointed because the fatherly figure doesn't work when he's got less XP than me
That screwed me over few times too, especially since i don't have any experience with relationships themselves

>>34886507
Idk I'm a semi-Stacy and French kissed my 35yo robot kissless virgin neighbor because I felt bad for him but also thought it was funny. Not rly in need of safe space from Autists, can handle pretty well. Usually turn them into orbiters and dispose of when usefulness has been dried

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>>34886456
>when you're both together in the same room, but just doing whatever you want without talking.
Well my interests include watching anime, playing vidya, getting high, masturbating to freaky af porn, writing novels, and those are all... Intimate things, that i cannot do while i am with somebody.
I just don't feel comfortable doing the things that i like doing until i am alone.
Big question in my life is if i should overcome that, or just take it as a part of me and find a qt that will be okay with it.

>>34886525
I know. I'm seriously messed up rn. Probably gonna be dragged to the hospital against my will sometime in the next week, one of my friends already called the cops on me cause I was gonna kill myself last night. Maybe I can work on fixing my diet when I'm inside.

>>34886310
>she literally said she is not good enough for me
Every time!

>>34886458
>me yesterday
>looking at all those single qts on my fb
>"all i have to do is lie about loving them and i will have a date"
>"i could have sex and cuddle in the evening on Valentines day"
>"all i have to do is say a little lie"
>"just little two words, that won't hurt anybody"
It was so damn hard resisting the temptation.

>>34886316
You feel entitled to someone much better than you? Hmm where have I heard this before...

>>34886284
>What do you girls do when you do your hair? Just blow dry it or something?
Personally, I just either stick my hands in it until it looks right or put it up in some kind of ponytail or something and secure loose ends with bobby pins. But I've never really been good at doing fancy hair things.

>Why do you all use coconut oil and coconut scented shampoo?
Personally, I hate coconut so I don't. I guess many people do like it, though.

>That's really cute. Why do girls like these sort of incidental cute things?
Th-thanks... I just wanted to do something for Valentine's Day but couldn't think of anything else. As I was cutting up the vegetables, the carrots were the only ones that had any potential for such a task. It was the least I could do...

>>34886627
You're doing it wrong. All you have to do is message a guy, tell him you're horny and lonely, and ask him to come to your place for sex and cuddles NSA.

>>34886456
Also with the NEET qt:
I get that she would feel like shit being with 'normie', like if she was his anchor pulling him down, but i actually wanted it. She would be the actual opposite, she would be a balloon pulling me up. If i cared about her being a failed human, i wouldn't even want to do anything with her. Her being failed human is one of the reasons why i wanted her, and i wanted to help her.

Pointless to argue about this, i'm just saying it so if any femanon is reading this, she hopefully won't do the same as her.

>>34886659
God, I just realized I started off the first two replies with "personally". I'm so sorry.

>>34886525
I don't know why women use it. I just literally think that a man would look at my body and be physically grossed out/disgusted. That's why I use it.

I like body hugging tight dresses down to the knees and A-line ones, tight from the waist up And falling heavy from the waist down.

Older man meme - the thought of dating someone who is older by more than 2-3 years made me feel very uncomfortable. I got set up with someone who is ~10 years older and I agreed to go out and kind of rolled with it for a week because it weirded me out that he was so much older but I was curious and he seemed like the kind of guy That you get a chance with once in a lifetime.
Then I started relaxing and I realised it's absolutely great that he's older. He takes care of me - I'm extroverted and easily excitable, when we go out I can become a little reckless, wandering off to get drinks on my own and just generally being naive. He would playfully pull me by the hand and spin me around to dance on his other side and only five minutes later I would realise some guy was creeping up behind me. So he kind of saved me the unpleasantness without being possessive. And he has got more life experience so he gives me advice and life direction about my career etc. Obviously that's down to personality, but a man in his thirties is a lot more likely to possess those qualities than someone in his twenties who is still exploring the real world.

>>34886536

Why didn't you had sex with him, slut?

>>34886661
I am a person with a penis, considering that i am pretty sure i am doing it right

BF went to work.
I was sick so I slept most of the day.
When he got home we went out to a McD's drive-thru to get shamrock shakes, but I'm sick so I just got a coffee.
Then we watched TV until he needed to go to bed.
I cuddled him and we talked.

He probably didn't pressure me for sex because I'm sick.
I played with his balls a little.
He fell asleep.
I went to my PC and have been listening to sad music (not unusual for me) for the last 3 hours.
Probably going to go for a night drive in a bit,
then come home, take a bath, get drunk, and pass out.

>>34886632
I don't feel entitled. I'm a pretty good catch desu, I just want someone who can keep up. haven't really met many men who are better than me

>>34886680
I was going to but he was very bitter and mean like all the rest of you.

>Hey fembots, how did your valentine's day go?
Did what I usually do. Didn't go out so I don't have to see mushy couples.

>Do you spend much money on skincare and makeup, and how elaborate is your whole "dressing up and getting made up" routine if you're going out for an evening?
Skincare: almost nothing. I have good skin so I don't need to do much. Sometimes I splurge and buy nice soaps, but I haven't done it in a while. I spend the most on lip balms, they're the only thing I'm extremely picky about.
Makeup: don't wear it, so nothing.
Going out: >implying

>>34886599
Yep, you really need help. Please get yourself to a doctor or hospital.

>>34886659
What do you think about elaborate braids?

That goes for all fembots.

>>34886676
Aren't body hugging dresses sort of slutty?

And did you sleep with the older man?

>>34886097
That's the kind of gf I want.
Without the pixar movies though.

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>>34886707
>What do you think about elaborate braids?
Depends on the person as well as the braid. For example, I like waterfall braids though I can't really fathom how to do them myself. Fishtail braids (pic related) look nice on people who have many shades in their hair but look vaguely unsettling on people with little variation in coloring.

Why are girls such faggots?

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>>34886590
I guess I know what you mean. I'd never feel comfortable rubbing one out with someone there either. Sometimes a fap is just what you need and if you try it with a partner there I guess they'd take it a sign its time for them to get some action too and that'd kind of ruin it if thats what you didnt want at the time.

But watching what you want and playing what you want while being left alone is still possible! If you're both on each others computers with your headphones on I think its alright. My best friend used to bring her rig over and we'd play MMOs side by side-hell, she even ERPd with people next to me asking me what other things to say. I think that kind of thing is really comfy and would be cute in a relationship too. Well maybe not the ERP thing, but just being yourselves and at peace together.
But if thats too much you could always just be in separate rooms and then meet up for bed time.

I dont think it's something you have to completely ditch at all. I think if anyone really loves you, they'll work with you and an even ground can be found

>>34886672
I hope it can work out for you too anon!

>>34886707
I don't think they're slutty, I'm not talking skin tight short ones who show underwear lines...

Considering I'm his girlfriend now... the answer is yes we've slept together

>>34886097
Is Finding Dory good? As a 22 year old male, i am hesitant whereas it will still be watchable for me. I still love Finding Nemo though

>>34886707
>What do you think about elaborate braids?
I have good hair for braids, but I can't do them at all, not even basic braids. I had a friend who would do them for me. All I do with my hair is tie it in a bun, I hate having it dangle in my face.

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>talking to girls
>trying to get with girls
That's how you get cooties. Why would you guys want cooties?

>>34886777
Good god anon, that dress is hideous.

>>34886785
I'm a 24 year old big hairy black guy and I love cartoons. Tell the haters to fuck off and enjoy what ever you want. I know I'm be 60+ still watching anime, cartoons, and playing vidya.

>>34886818
Yeah this one in particular is not good, but it represents the general shape and length I had in mind

>>34886785
I thought it was alright! It felt a little rushed though, they were trying to fit a lot into it and kind of overused the whale-speak thing, but that side it was enjoyable.

It's free on Netflix now so its not like there was anything to lose watching it at least

>>34886820
While it's nice to see someone passionate about their hobbies, this post is one of the saddest things I've ever read..

>>34886769
Thanks for the support lass, though finding girl like that will be hard af, especially since i am too ashamed to even start talking about the issue.
In the end it will always go back to the vicious circle
>too shy to pick up smart cuties
>get really desperate after some time
>get drunk and pick up random slag at the club
>fuck and stuff
>realize how horrible she is
>be done with women for a while
>repeat

Also just out of curiosity are you an actual girl?

>>34886456
>The good feeling is when you're both together in the same room, but just doing whatever you want without talking.

This sounds like absolute bliss.

Got sunburned as fuck but it's okay because I got to bike around an island all day.

Unfortunately couldn't have sex with my husband because the burns were too bad. Instead I lovingly put aloe vera on him. <3

>eat chocolate
>pass out
>wake up and play vidya with friends to escape loneliness
:^(

>>34886854
Tell me how it's sad? My father was chad as fuck and had 6 kids and enjoyed anime, cartoons, and Kung-fu until he died at 53.

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>>34886820
Thats not what i mean, i was talking about me simply not finding it entertaining anymore, lately even cartoons are shit picrelated (thought thats more than just lately)

>>34886837
>Netflix
>implying i'ma murricunt
So i guess i should expect cute animated movie but nothing groundbreaking. Thanks lass.
As payment for the review, let me recommend you watch the lego animated movies, they are god-tier and i always laugh my ass off at them.

>>34886901
I think it's a man child hobby

>>34886907
Give Wafku a watch. It's a good French cartoon.

>tfw want to take mother's maiden name but it's hard to pronounce
I want to do it anyway

>>34886921
I think you're a fool if you think I'm let some random person tell me what to not enjoy.

>>34885209
>skincare and makeup
>dressing up and getting made up
>going out for an evening
And some of you white-knight faggots believe that women can somehow contribute to this board's culture. Disgusting.

SAGE CUNT /SOC/ THREADS

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>>34886855
Ah, it's alright. I think someday you'll meet the one you know its ok to tell. Someone who will make you feel so comfortable and so at home that even admitting it will make you feel silly and wonder why you ever even worried. That's the kind of person everyone deserves. Someone to safely call home. How to meet them though I have no idea.
Also, yes.

>>34886874
I like to think its the promised land.

>>34886907
Ohh sorry, didnt know! Any movie streaming site will probably have it up by now though so at least there's that. Thank you as well! I'll see if my mother would be up for it too!

>>34886944
Where did I say you shouldn't enjoy it or that I'm right and you're wrong? I have an opinion, you're free to peacefully disagree, the same way I peacefully have a distaste for your hobby. Don't take it personally familia. Identifying yourself with your hobbies is not very healthy

My Valentines Day was good. I was working and my fiance had a dozen long-stem roses delivered to my office. They are beautiful, I was so happy. One of my coworkers who has been terrible to me also got roses, but they were small and there were maybe 5, and they came in a box and mine were in a big vase with a bow and balloons and blew hers out of the fucking water and I know she was jealous. That was nice too. Then I got home and we exchanged cards and I took him out to a nice restaurant. Then we went home and showered and snuggled.

I spend a modest amount on my skincare and makeup. I buy stuff from drugstores and I have certain things I get from Sephora. I have a well paying job so I don't feel like I spend much of my income on my appearance at all. I also haven't bought new clothes in probably a year since I wear scrubs for my job.

I give myself an hour and a half to get ready for something important. This way I can put pandora on and just relax and not have to rush. I shower, moisturize my skin, put makeup on and blow dry my hair, pick out my outfit, accessories and shoes. My hair is already straight and smooth so I never really have to style it because luckily it looks pretty nice on it's own. I've never worn false lashes or hair extensions. I don't do this very often because I never have time after work for showering and changing, just if we want a date night on the weekend or are going to see family on the weekend/holidays. We mostly spend time at home relaxing together and I don't bother doing my hair or makeup.

>>34886099
Gold digger
Prove me wrong.
Pro tip: you can't.
CUNT THREAD SAGED and REPORTED.

>>34886965
>watching anime and playing vidya are un-healthy hobbies
You sound stupid as fuck anon. You're acting like I do that each and everyday non-stop. Stop being a fool and thinking enjoy anime and vidya makes you a manchild. You legit sound like one of them foolish people who know a little about a topics and try to sound smart down talking other people.

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I played a video game and got strawberries, then I cried a lot over mundane shit involving the game because I'm retarded. Then I punched my face and bloodied my nose.

Then my friend sent me a link to his rap and I found out he was a furry...

https://soundcloud.com/user-160728868/auutism

Now I'm thinking about how much I want to be slaughtered and I got done watching porn.

>>34886955
Raven is such a nerd.

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>tfw literally never spent a single cent on makeup or any other beauty-related product with the exception of shampoo if that counts
>it probably doesn't since I barely take baths anymore
>haven't set foot in a clothing store in 6 years, only did it a bunch of times as a teenager because my parents forced me to and every time I insisted on picking baggy men's clothes for no reason other than wanting to piss them off as payback for dragging me into places I hated, they eventually gave in
>haven't grown since then, so they're still perfectly good and the only clothes I own
>never wash them, though
>evolved into a higher being that doesn't give a shit about its self-presentation and sometimes even derives perverse enjoyment from making people feel repulsed since those who mind it the most are those I dislike the most
feels good desu. Life is good.

>>34887033
I said that it's unhealthy to identify with your hobbies to a such degree, no matter what they are.

Why are you so passionate about getting my approval of your hobbies?

>>34886802
Shouldn't you create "bangs" then, like straight across the fringe?

>>34886751
What about those crown like/french braids across the crown of your head?

>>34886777
Are you going to have kids?

>>34886818
Why do girls always insult each other like this?

>>34886895
What is having a husband like?

Do you ever get jealous of other girls talking to him?

>>34886941
Why not stick with your current surname?

>>34887010
>One of my coworkers who has been terrible to me also got roses, but they were small and there were maybe 5, and they came in a box and mine were in a big vase with a bow and balloons and blew hers out of the fucking water and I know she was jealous.

Hahahaha, I love women sometimes.

>>34887058
I think being unhealthy is kind of humbling and endearing.

>>34886955
I don't want to sound mean now, but you sound idealistic as fuck. Like you actually believe in all those romantic bullshit about endless love, destined soulmates etc. Its actually kind of cute, but you're gonna have a hard life if you believe that.

>>34887037
What porn were you watching crazy anon?

>>34886965
>Identifying yourself with your hobbies is not very healthy
Who are you to say that? The things that identify you the most are the things you DO.

>>34887058
So enjoying your hobbies until your mid-age is bad? If so I don't care. Fuck off and stop replying to me. Also you're talking shit about my dad so yes I'm be mad.

>>34887085
Nothing too exciting. This is going to sound lame as fuck, but I watched some tiny, abrasive red head girl get railed by some dude with a big thing, and although I KNOW she enjoyed it, I tried to imagine that she hated it. And she was crying out and bitching the entire time. I listened to death metal in the background, it was really caustic and aggressive. I'm not sure why but it was pretty hot and I fapped in less than 2 minutes.

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Well I'm not a female but my mother made these for me.

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>>34887037
You sound like exactly the kind of psycho girl that i would enjoy comforting and getting pegged by.

>>34887098
>I'm not sure why
because you cunts get off on being victims and rape is ideal for that

>>34887107
Oh piss nigger those look yummy...

>>34887098
>fap
You're a guy!

>>34887098
>some tiny, abrasive red head girl get railed by some dude with a big thing,

Guessing you're into BBC porn right?

>>34885209
>Hey fembots, how did your valentine's day go?
Went to work an honest job, bought donuts
>Also: Do you spend much money on skincare and makeup
No it's pointless. I tried. I'm not going to waste 2 hours of my day covering up the ugly. Makeup should be applied minimally to enhance beauty not feign it.

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>>34887123
>BBC
Someone say BBC? Take a look at my BBC.

>>34887119
I mean, I don't think rape would be fun because sex is weird. But I am keen on the idea of being caged up like some feral animal and deprived, neglected and without food until I pass out or begin to panic from lack of food. Forced emaciation seems really exciting. Also, it would be intriguing if someone drugged me up and observed my reactions, but kept away from me because I'm generally a dirty creature, probably disease with Lyme or something. That's infectious, you know?

>>34887120
Well I only had the marshmallow one but they taste really good. Going to try the carmel one next.

>>34887123
Oh no, I cannot stand that. I will only watch whites on whites.

>>34887121
I call it fapping, sorry.

>>34887068
I don't know if we'll have kids, but I wouldn't start a relationship if I didn't have serious intentions and my end goal is creating a family. However you never know how it will work out. I hope it goes well and we stay together because I'm really in love with him - I started lifting again to be healthier and stronger and I'm trying to kick some bad habits he doesn't like for him.

>>34887068
>Why not stick with your current surname?
I dislike my father and his side of the family for a few reasons. Having this last name makes my skin itch, I want to scrub it away.

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>>34887169
how do people without dicks masturbate aside from what I can see in staged porn videos? Is it with inserting shit or do you just DJ around the funbutton? like how does that work?

>>34887169
When girls do it it's called shlicking. Mainly it's the sound a female makes when rubbing her axe wound.

>>34887178
What do you smell like? Have you ever thought about dominating another female in front of your husband and then tying her up so you can force her to watch you and your husband fuck and enjoy one another, while she remains neglected and bound like some pesky, humiliated voyeuristic scumbag?

>>34887147
>caged up like some feral animal
The first time some guy treats you like a literal bitch you will sperg out on him and regret having those fantasies yet you will keep bouncing from cock to cock looking for someone to satisfy a fantasy that in reality would make your stomach turn. Must be terrible to be a woman, as if you are mentally ill by default.
>Lyme
You have Lyme? If not, how can you fantasize with some disease that literally fucks up your brain for life? Well, women.

>>34887048
You have no idea how much I want to smell you.

>>34887169
Would you say you're a romantic girl at heart?

>>34887196
This is absolutely vile, Anon..

>>34887169
>only white one white
Sounds like you need some BBC in your life.

>>34887068
It's nice but I think it depends on who you're with. We're both shut-ins with no friends so it works out well, both a little bit socially awkward but we've been around each other long enough that we understand each other pretty well. I wouldn't call it a passionate love but a comfortable, quiet love. it's better imo.

I get more jealous of his work than of other girls talking to him. Sometimes I just want to watch a movie or go for a walk or play a video game and he can't because he has like a million different things going on. I try to help by doing all the cooking/cleaning/errands but sometimes that's not enough.

>>34887191
Do your daddy issues affect your relationships with men?

>>34887193
I get a little tissue and I rub my button. I cannot directly rub it with my finger (skin on skin) because it's too much stimulus and is overwhelming. I never penetrated myself before and do not understand the appeal of it.

>>34887195
It doesn't make any noises though, so I prefer to call it fapping because I'm just getting off.

>>34887227
>It doesn't make any noises though
You're not doing it right then.

>>34887214
When you guys got married did you have a traditional ceremony with bridesmaids and groomsmen? My fiance has friends and I don't so I don't know what to do.

>>34885287
its that simple ain't it?

Sit on your lazy ass all day playing LoL, eventually some dude will come around to fuck you...

>Fembots

Kill yourself.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08oV7bWXquc

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>>34887081
I do and I dont.
I don't date and I avoid men. I know what I want isn't realistic, so I prefer to stay alone. I like people and enjoy them deeply as friends though! With my friends I'm able to feel home and they can always come to me about anything and I'll hear them out and help them through.

I think romantic love is ok I guess in theory, but I prefer platonic love instead. I'm not good with romance anyway, I like being alone too much.
Love better suits other people and I'm ok with that.

>>34887045
I like to think we all are in our own goofy ways but maybe its just projection

>>34885941
I agree, to me she'd be a 8/10. 9/10 if she has a nice ass.

>>34887199
Well, they diagnosed me with 'Multiple Sclerosis' when I was younger, and a couple years ago diagnosed me again with Lupus.

I don't think any of it makes sense, and I do remember being bitten by a tick... I asked mom about it and she recalls the bite, and the 'red bull-eyes' rash around it. So... you know.

Yes, I believe all women are mentally ill to some extent. I've been given a multifarious amount of psychological diagnoses, but I inevitably think it all has to do with the fact that I have a prototype human brain and lack the ability to make proper decision, let alone take care of myself, due to impulsive emotions and delusional thought patterns.

I have been treated very harshly by my partner before, I live the life of a 'literal' house pet. It's not so bad, but I do feel pretty worthless sometimes. Not a big deal. I got strawberries.

>>34887224
I don't talk to males much. But I don't talk to many people in general, so. It has admittedly given me a complex about older men.

>>34887213
Fuck off parent-kun, no girl here is interested in you.

>>34887284
>I like to think we all are in our own goofy ways but maybe its just projection
Well duh. Everyone is a nerd is one way or other.

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>>34887227
>too much stimulus and is overwhelming
is that a thing? I have been told I have to look for the clitoris and do things with it because it feels good for the woman and now you are here telling me that this might be false information. I don't even know what to believe anymore why does this have to be so complicated. I understood that just penis in vavoo might not be the epitome of feelgood and that there is something else you have to do but now I am just lost. so it might be good but very well also might suck. clearly never had a chance to understand that shit to begin with

>>34887296
Who is this parent-kun and why would you think he wants girls on his BBC?

>>34887213
I really want nothing to do with black people.

>>34887264
I just rub my button thing with a tissue, not splish splash all about.

>>34887281
Are you a cartoon? Nigger.

>>34887308
It's a thing but it's okay if you're very gentle and your finger and the clit are extremely wet.

>>34887290
>I don't think any of it makes sense, and I do remember being bitten by a tick... I asked mom about it and she recalls the bite, and the 'red bull-eyes' rash around it. So... you know.
Don't you care about looking for proper treatment for it?
>Yes, I believe all women are mentally ill to some extent. I've been given a multifarious amount of psychological diagnoses, but I inevitably think it all has to do with the fact that I have a prototype human brain and lack the ability to make proper decision, let alone take care of myself, due to impulsive emotions and delusional thought patterns.
Be honest then. How would a woman like you need to be realistically treated by a man? I want your honest thoughts no matter how degrading they are for you.

>>34887293
>It has admittedly given me a complex about older men.

How old are you?

Girls with daddy issues are a miracle of the universe.

>>34887269
Don't think I can be of much help there. =/ We got married in a courthouse with his parents and two of his friends as witnesses. Looking back now we both wish we'd eloped because we wanted it to be our thing, and not something for everyone else (even family).

Are you able to elope? Probably a bit hypocritical to recommend but it really is a great solution if the whole dealing with people aspect of the wedding planning is troublesome.

>>34887308
Anything going inside the vagina does not feel good and is not desired. Women who enjoy it are weird to me, but I think they are also healthy?

I think, normally, you just have sex with it and rub her clit I guess. I don't really care for any of it because it hurts, but when I fap myself I can make it happen fast and then the pressure goes away. Sex is something you do to make a man happy, not for yourself.

>>34887321
Why don't you like black people? I always find it strange when people say that.

>>34887321
>button thing
Really now? How old are you to not know it's called a clit?

>>34887281
You sound like you have cooties.

>>34887344
Ugh I wish. My family wants a traditional wedding and they're all I have. I don't want to trash my relationship with them. I just know I might look stupid or people will think I'm a loser when I don't have bridesmaids and he's got like 6 guys behind him. Oh well. Thanks though.

>>34887334
>How old are you?
20.

>Girls with daddy issues are a miracle of the universe.
Explain this.

>>34887330
Seeking proper treatment for Lyme is immensely difficult and can be extremely costly - you have to turn to "lyme literate doctors" who over charged and are often very difficult to come by. Some of them end up getting in trouble because their treatments are sometimes considered far too dangerous (such as year long intravenous doses of antibiotics) along with natural remedies, etc.

Most professionals do not believe "chronic lyme disease" exists.

I want to be treated with dignity when I am treating him well - because that makes the most sense. But if I am being a stubborn brat, I needed to be suppressed and controlled because, at that time (mainly due to dissociation as psychologists claim), I am out of control and acting like a child. I can be violent towards myself, sometimes I cry too much and it drives people crazy - half the times I can't even understand why I'm so distraught. Times like these would require someone firm and stable to put me back in line, that's a lot to ask. A lot of tolerance and responsibility, hardly worth it for most people. Physical abuse may be necessary and I would never hold it against him because, as I said, I was initially out of control and when I act like a wild animal, I need to be contained and handled like one.

I don't want anyone to kill me, but the thought of it is very intriguing. I also like snacks.

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>>34887284
And now you just sound bitter and given up. I'm not here to lecture others, just trying to pass time by chatting with women because of that feeling that somewhere, there are tits moving in response to my action, but imo you need to get your head out of the clouds.
Real love is beautiful too, even more than the fake love you see in movies. It is just beautiful in a different way. The whole life is beautiful in a different way than in movies. People are just too used to the perfect life they see in movies, and they are forgetting that the bad things are also part of it, and the bad things are also part of what makes it so awesome.
Just try it girl, don't avoid men. There is the saying "there is no joy without pain" and its right. You either want to experience life fully with the good and the bad side, or you will get stuck in your comfy grey zone and your whole life will be literally nothing, and you might as well kys right now.

>>34887281
This is hilarious. I'm trying not to laugh out loud, thanks anon.

>>34887396
>Explain this.
Not that anon but girls with daddy issues are easy prey.

>>34887348
I am not attracted to them. Sometimes they can be funny or entertaining to talk to, but their are not physically appealing to me. Sometimes black females can look exotic and pretty, but they are usually mixed.

>>34887361
I'm 28. I've been told I'm very childish, but I think that's the norm for most females now.

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>>34887086
>>34887095
Oreganonono desu look at this, idiots

>>34887416
Just say you're not attracted to them then you dummy.

>>34887416
they are*... I'm dumb. Time to take out trash.

>tfw no childish immature diapered gf to hug
if all women are children might as well take them down even further

>>34887445
Hey... I'm potty trained at least. I can't drive a car though and I never leave the house alone. It's pretty bad.

I did nothing for Valentines so

I don't really date (it's complicated) but if I'm going out with my friends I just wear lipstick/gloss, mascara, and maybe blush. It takes me only like half an hour to get ready, but I have to leave time for my hair to dry. I have naturally kinky hair as a white person and it's pretty cool looking but once it gets messed up washing it is the only way to make it go back to normal.
I'll wear full makeup if I'm going to something more formal, but that isn't often. I think the last time was Christmas dinner with my family.
As far as skin care I just moisturize and occasionally have to deal with pimples.

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>>34887402
No thank you!! I understand that your life and expectations are different from mine and that's ok as we're separate and different people. If my choices make you unhappy then well, nothing I can do about that. I wish you the best though!
As for me, I'm very happy and comfortable as I am and will not be changing it!

>>34887306
I suppose that's right then!

>>34887415
How do you detect if a girl has daddy issues? Aside from being told.

>>34887461
Have you ever popped one of your pimples and ate the pus?

>>34887398
>Seeking proper treatment for Lyme is immensely difficult and can be extremely costly - you have to turn to "lyme literate doctors" who over charged and are often very difficult to come by. Some of them end up getting in trouble because their treatments are sometimes considered far too dangerous (such as year long intravenous doses of antibiotics) along with natural remedies, etc.
>Most professionals do not believe "chronic lyme disease" exists.
What if you get OCD from it? I was also bitten by tics when I was a kid and I have OCD. Could be Lyme and I hate to think about this possibility.
>I can be violent towards myself, sometimes I cry too much and it drives people crazy
So you want someone to be strong enough to be firm with you when you look the most vulnerable? Having the guts to tell you to shut up when you're crying? Using his own metric to evaluate if your feeling are genuine or not?
>snacks
What?

>>34887470
Hasn't everyone?

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>>34887462
>posting dumb girls
>>34887468
No idea mate.

>>34887428
Is this all you have to say, cunt?

>>34887468
Clingy, has a lot of expectations, would be either suffocating you with affection or get angry over nothing. Thirsty for approval and love so often would be a whore

>>34887462
Well i'm not forcing you, just giving my opinion, no need to take it personally.

>>34887473
I think a plethora of physical and psychological symptoms could arise from lyme, since it's that complex of an infection. Co-infections are very common with lyme as well, so that's a thing. It was initially very scary to think about, I did a lot of research and spoke with a number of people who have it. Doctors think I'm crazy, so I stopped trying to get diagnosed. I'm almost untreated for all medical issues currently.

- I definitely need someone who isn't a consistent push over. Sure, it's nice being a tyrant, but sometimes I need to be thrown from the throne and in the place of subservience, it's necessary for balance. Telling me to shut up when I'm in that mindset would often start a pretty intense argument, so I might need him to treat me like a child and take something I care about away from me, or hit me. Insulting me to the point where I feel inhuman can work too. There have been times where I was choked, and I got so scared that I snapped out of it instantly.

- I like snacks like fruits, beef jerky and nanaimo bars.

>>34887396
Explain what? Sex with you is better and the relationships are usually more fun.

>>34887529
I'm none of those things, except I enjoy head pats.

>>34887396
As a guy in his 30s, young girls with daddy issues are the easiest to get.

>>34887614
Headpats is a good way for guys to get cooties. Have you gotten tested to be sure you do t have cooties?

>>34887614
I'll be your daddy and pat you on the head when you have been good. And spank you when you have been bad.

>>34887653
That sounds nice originally

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>>34887657
Daddy dom little girl bullshit is boring.

It's better if the girl is a puppy and the man is her master. Way more primal and playful.

>>34886099
What if you have a good job that pays well, but just because you like what you do? I'm as ambitious as a rock, but still hold a good job.

>>34887614
Wait, do normal girls unironically do? I thought this is just anime bullshit.

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>>34887614
I wanna pat a shy lonely girl on the head and hear her cute purrs

>>34887539
>Doctors think I'm crazy, so I stopped trying to get diagnosed. I'm almost untreated for all medical issues currently.
I'm not used to feeling sorry for femanons here but this one is legit. I hope that medicine finds ways to diagnose and treat better this kind of disease.
>elling me to shut up when I'm in that mindset would often start a pretty intense argument, so I might need him to treat me like a child and take something I care about away from me, or hit me. Insulting me to the point where I feel inhuman can work too. There have been times where I was choked, and I got so scared that I snapped out of it instantly.
This takes guts, it's a double-edged sword because you could call this abuse any time you become unsatisfied with the relationship.

>>34887762
I've been in my relationship for over 8 years and have never once considered calling him an abuser. He takes care of me and is my guardian, protector and companion. He's my king. I am absolutely dependent on him for love, communication, food, shelter, transportation, clothes, video games, etc. He never feels good when he has to resort to punishing me, but it's absolutely necessary sometimes. I owe myself to him.

Thanks for your empathy on behalf of my illness. I'm not in any pain currently, but my psychological issues have been very apparent recently. I'll figure it out eventually.

>>34887653
inb4 you're also in your 20s.

>>34887665
Why not have both? Though master/slave is better.

>>34887987
Actually I'm in my 30s. And I agree on whynotboth.png. Daddy's little girl is nice, but for variety also add in turns of master/slave or pet.

>>34888074
Okay you guys talk about this like it's a kink, right?

Do any of you actually live the life style... if that makes sense? My husband literally considers me like his pet. It's interesting and enjoyable, but sometimes really sad and I often find myself feeling worthless.

>>34888110
Depends on the girl I'm with. But that's stuff for the bedroom, not how I treat her outside of it. Fortunately girls in general seem to enjoy being domimated and treated like little girls and sex toys.

>>34887614
Would you be open to calling a partner daddy in bed?

>>34885209
>Hey fembots, how did your valentine's day go?
I was hungover from drinking the night before and didn't eat properly so I didn't feel great all day. Then I was lonely on top of it thinking about things because it was valentine's day.

I spoke to a couple friends, played a little vidya, listened to the rain outside, and had a pretty boring day because I wasn't physically up to much.

At least today looks like it'll be better.

>>34889835
>listened to the rain outside

It's nice to do this

>>34889835
>I was hungover from drinking
who were you drinking with? how many of them were alpha males? how many of them have dicked you?

i have been binge eating up to 3000 kcal today and yesterday, which means i have to fast 4 days without food starting tomorrow

omg kill me

>>34890195
It is. I slept really nice falling asleep to it.
>>34890426
I was drinking alone at home.

>>34886328
"fembot" is an old /r9k/ meme, yes it's a stupid meme, but look at this, this is a real /tg/ tier thread in /r9k/.
It's kind of those fingerbox threads in /b/, "fembot thread" is the biggest ruse and most succesfull troll on the whole /r9k/
In a way, it's kind of a counterpart with the absurdity inherent in r9k. The board is full of men who cannot get a gf but keep whining about it like little bitches, and on the other hand stacies who get laid every week saying
>tfw I fucked chad and now my boyfriend doesn't trust me why are men such monsters
My point is, the whole board is utterly absurd, and the ""fembot"" meme is here to show this

Spent it going on a final ill fail and losing my whole base in ark to one dino lmao

>>34890612
Are you a shut-in NEET alcoholic? Kinda sounds like it.

>>34886039
Yeah, she looks like a sexy bunny.

>>34890966
Something like that, kind of. I'm neet right now and feel like I'm turning into an alcoholic, and might end up a drug addict or something.

Fembots legit question.

Why are cosplayers so fucking insane and why do they sleep around so much?

The whole "that's just what women do" standard r9k response doesn't cut it for me. There's more to it than that. What is it?

>>34891363
>The whole "that's just what women do" standard r9k response doesn't cut it for me.
You can't handle the truth? That's your problem.

>>34891363
think about the issues that push spergs and bots into fantasy bullshit like animoo, add that to a teenage girl whose daddy probably doesn't care.
In addition you have this girl who's usually seen as a 4-6/10-not notably attractive- and then she dresses up like Miku the Kittywitch or whatever bullshit and she has men going after her like her pussy can cure cancer and she shits black tar heroine.

>>34886755
Because they like to eat bags and bags of dicks. Gay.

Any findommes here?

>>34891459
Fuck off you MGTOW virgin faggot.

>>34886703
You sound qt anon. Where do you live?

>>34891363
>standard r9k response
that's reality

I looked at the ISS flyover

>>34891363
Read up on borderline personality disorder, especially the parts about self-image.

Cosplaying, regularly dying your hair unnatural colors, any of that "I'm someone new everyday" shit, are often signs of an unstable self-image.

my bf forgot it was valentines day. I can't remember the last time he told me he loved me

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>>34891114
I hope you'll rebound again. Don't you have anything in life right now? Try anything, like work or studying. Or try to find company on /soc/.

Hi. My pussy smells like Uh-Ohs. You know like when you do a Uh-Oh in your diaper?