Where would you take a girl on the first date?

>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
mc donalds

thats pretty cute t b h

>>34884430
>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
a jew camp

>>34884430
the maximum security girlprison I constructed in my closet

>>34884430
I'd take her back to her home planet

>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
to a white ghost robe meeting

>>34884430
It was going to be at a library, but it never happened...

Generally a local coffee shop is a safe bet. Bitches love fancy coffee, it's not gonna be too expensive and at the same time you won't seem cheap. The bet gets even safer if you drag them to a movie or to experience some autistic hobby you have before going so you have shit you can talk about if the conversation dies down.

>>34884451
Pretty much this, that way you can get all your money back.

>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
to the cemetery

>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
to the strip club

>>34884430
>tfw pretty much every first date I've been on with a girl has been to the movies
>tfw even though it wasn't romantic I fucking did it again with my oneitis today
When will I learn

We'd sit in my car listening to TRS podcasts.

>>34884430
I'd feed her potato soup at my house deus desu

>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
>she's a librel tho
>take her to trump
>snipers on the roof
>if trump gives the signal
>she gets shot
>take the body home for later use
>profit

>>34884430
one of the reasons i cant ask a girl on a date. I mean I've gone on a couple before but its really generic like to a chain restaurant, the movies, the mall etc. I know that's boring but I don't really know where else to go.

>>34884536
You just dont tell anyone

>>34884430
>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
A restaurant or something I guess. Probably a movie theater actually.

>>34884450
How? It's just a fucking normal fag attempt at fucking Instagram fag or whatever shit they want acceptance and recognition on

>>34884545
>to a chain restaurant, the movies, the mall etc.
I hate to be this person but if that didn't work out then she's probably just not the bitch for you. The first date I had with the last only woman I fucked was to a denny's, and the most expensive place I ever took her to was a somewhat nice bar and grill, and that only cost me about 30 bucks between us.

We had a fucking great time and made a bunch of inappropriate jokes about the food we were eating. Went to the same place with another woman later and it was a fucking bore because no matter what I asked her about I couldn't get her to talk about anything interesting.

A first date is really just a nice backdrop to figure out if you want to eventually fugg. Most of the details really don't matter.

>>34884536
>Trump is going to give the signal for a sniper to kill your girlfriend

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>>34884451
Thanks pol. Now back to your containment board.

>>34884945
sauce plox? org

>>34884430
Some place fun. I'm not much for the stuffiness of formality.

Stay the fuck away from movies.

>>34884979
I wanna say that it's The Strain. A TV show.

That shit is edited together though. It doesn't happen just like that in the show.

>>34885018
Movies are basically a crutch for if you don't think you'll have enough to talk about on the date proper. It's a decent tactic if you want to be a fuccboi and just get some pussy, but if it has any promise of a decent relationship a first date will work just about anywhere you have an interest in and can talk with your date.

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>>34884430
Pound Town

Where else?

>>34885049
Chick here. On a first date, I see movies as a way for a guy to buy me something interesting because he's boring. We're supposed to be getting to know each other, and instead, you want me to be distracted by a big colorful screen with loud noises coming out of them.

I can watch a movie on my own. I can also watch it as a way to just spend time together. But on the first date, we should be interested in each other, not looking for distractions.

my place. i cant afford to eat out

>>34885079
but i just wanna smash that pussy in the back row

>>34885090
Better make it romantic as fuck. Talking candles and a beautiful homecooked meal.

>>34885098
I legitimately can't tell if /r9k/ has taken to LARPing, or if dudebros are coming in because they are bored.

I'm sure being a dudebro gets you tons of sex with easy, stupid women. But I'm under the impression that most people on this board are looking for advice for how to find love, not a one night stand.

>>34884430
Non-shitpost answer:
Something fun, physical, but low pressure. Examples:
>Bowling
>Ice-skating
>Minigolf

>>34884468
>>34885049
Movies are shit-tier. Unless she's really willing to hold hands on a first date, there's no physicality involved. It also gives her an excuse to just leave you afterwards, especially if the movie was bad.

Coffee and a walk is okay though. These activities breed talking more than sitting down for two hours, and just makes you feel more alive.

>>34885079
>for a guy to buy me something

Stop right there and kill yourself

Every first date I've gone on (and I've done a lot over the years) has been either drinks or coffee. And we do it round by round, i.e. share the cost.

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>>34884430
The only first date I've been on was to an aquarium, and it was pretty great.

>>34885134
Did you read the post? She was talking about the concept of taking a chick to a movie, and what a shit-tier idea it was.

And she's right. Movies are what guys go for when they are incapable of carrying a conversation, at least when regarding a first date. You should be focused on each other, not some screen.

>>34884430
I took my current girlfriend on a picnic.

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We shoot some black and white film street snapshits and go to a museum.
When the pics come back from the lab i take her on a second date to sushi restaurant where we laugh, get drunk and look at the pics we took.
Thats when i take her home and fuqq her.
t. Artist-gf pro

>>34885079
Glad to get a bit of positive reinforcement even if you probably have a dick.
>>34885118
>It also gives her an excuse to just leave you afterwards
That's also a bit of the appeal, I think. It's nice and affirming to have a woman give you a convincing reason as to why she doesn't want to stick around.

>>34884430
Local cafe/restaurant then maybe an art gallery if there was an exhibit on, or just wander around the cultural precinct.

>>34885253
>It's nice and affirming to have a woman give you a convincing reason as to why she doesn't want to stick around.
What the fuck brother. You want to fucking limit the reasons why she would leave a date early. Whether the reason is BS or not, the outcome is the same. So, just don't use movies for a first date.

>>34885320
This. I can talk to any stranger for an hour without breaking a sweat, just by talking about the most superficial of bullshit.

When on a date, you should be able to dig deeper, which will allow you to hit 3 or 4 hours with ease.

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>>34884430
I unironically never thought about this.
The thought of knowing a girl and having a date with her literally never went through my head, I never considered the possibility.

>>34885386
I don't understand how you could possibly have that mentality and NOT have a date.

Like, if you're so certain that every encounter is going to lead to nothing, why not at least have some fun with the encounter? Apathy leads to self-indulgence, which, ironically, can be a great way to get a girl to have fun with you.

>>34885320
People fucking hate rejection and the feelings that come with it. If someone you were trying to boink fucks off early with some half-assed "oh not my type of movie I'm just gonna go home" bullshit you don't have to directly face the fact that she didn't want to procreate with you, while at the same time acknowledging that she's a lost cause.

It's in the same vein as telling a woman an unimportant but potentially deal-breaking detail about yourself before you date her. Say you confide in her your taste for japanese cartoons, and she fucks off and stops talking to/showing interest in you. That's okay, because she certainly couldn't have dealt with your collection of futa porn. It's essentially a relief valve for bitches who can't deal with your bullshit with the benefit of sparing your ego.

>>34885421
I'm so certain I'm not going to have an encounter, period. I can't even approach males, women are plain out of the equation.

>>34885459
What you need to understand is that IF she fucks off early, it's because you were deficient somewhere. You owe it to yourself to find out where you are deficient, and work on that, rather than covering up what the actual reason is.

Whether she's chained to you for another 2 hours or not is irrelevant if she's already decided not to continue the relationship.

If she's not too scared, probably take her for a spin on my motorcycle and then maybe go to a museum or have a picnic at a park or something

>>34885486
Why? What's the absolute worst-case outcome to having an encounter? A couple of seconds of embarassment, followed by continuing your life as though nothing had happened at all.

Now what's the best case scenario? You meet a friend or begin a relationship, radically changing your life for the better.

It's very low risk, very high reward. And again, if you've already accepted that you're going to be alone forever, why not get a few minutes of personal fun out of people?

>>34885421
>le if you dont show any attention to girls they will cling to you meme
you fell for another normie lie

>>34885531
I never said not to give them any attention. What I was getting at is that IF you're gonna be alone regardless of the outcome of a conversation with a chick, why not at least have some fun talking to her, rather than avoiding her or being awkward?

>>34885515
Next thing you're going to tell me is that I need to bee myself? I don't want to be friends with people you see outside.

>>34885486
>it's because you were deficient somewhere
That's part of the point I'm making. If you just want to fuck someone and you take her out to a movie, she can fuck off and you can not think about it much. I was originally saying that movies were a crutch to fall back upon if you didn't have much else to talk about. If the two of you really click you could just stand about and throw rocks into the river and have a fucking blast I should stop projecting so much. A movie is either something to support you until you get to that point or as a crutch to bypass it so you can get some vagina if she's a right slag.

>>34885591
Quoted the wrong cunt, right cunt pictured below:
>>34885459

>>34885567
Hey, it's your life. If you want to be awkward with everyone you encounter, than feel free.

Just don't turn around and bitch about being it ever again.

I figure I've only got one life, so I may as well live it in such a way that I am happy as often as possible. I've found that being friendly with everyone enables that more than anything.

Feels good to get invited out to eat with a stranger simply because you were both in the same place at the same time, and you started a conversation that got both of you laughing and smiling.

>>34885600
I fucked up again, just gonna kms, goodbye everyone.

>>34885489 also pretty sure this is the right one

>>34885591
>>34885637
But if she's not a slut, then there's a good chance that she's just going to be underwhelmed by the date.

Watching a movie isn't going to help you develop the skills needed to carry a conversation for that long, so, using the crutch analogy, you're insisting on using a crutch instead of going to physical therapy.

At BEST, you are just stalling. At worst, you're pushing her away out of boredom.

>>34885692
Anon we literally agree. You have the same point of view as I do. I think movies are a shite first date and so do you. The most praise I ever gave them was that it's a good way to get thots on your dick if you're up to that. I've been saying that if you want the best chance at a relationship you won't take a bitch out to the movies for the first date. I will give that they're a good second date idea after you've gotten the most easily accessible ideas out of each other and further conversation might need a catalyst.

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>>34884430
WHY DO UGLIER GUYS THAN ME ALWAYS HAVE GIRLS AND DATES WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF BEING PRETTY IF NO ONE LIKES ME

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34885774
Believe it or not, charm goes farther than looks. You can be a pretty ugly motherfucker, but if you're charming as fuck, you'll still score tons of dates.

>>34885550
you made an assumption that people here could even begin a conversation with a girl. It is wrong

>>34885938
Why not? Even if you fall on your face trying, it'll still end the same way as if you did nothing, right? Fuck it, have some fun, even if she thinks you're a sperg.

>>34884472
This is literally the best first date ever.
>tfw no bf to hold hands in a cemetery with

>>34886032
Man, goths are fucking hot, but edgy as shit.

What's hilarious is you KNOW if you just ran up and tried to stab one, they'd fight you, despite talking about how much they wish they were dead all the time.

At least they're less whiny than emo's though.

>>34884455
>to my maximum insecurity prison aka my room

>>34886028
well heres the thing. People dont like to be embarassed and made fun off. Even the thickheaded turbo spergs have feelings that can be easily hurt. For a robot already with almost zero confidence it is like a sharp knife straight through in the chest

>>34886028
look at people at this board, one rejection is all that is needed for some to be pushed over the edge. Rejection makes you stronger, I experienced it, but it only starts having effect after you get rejected for like what? Fifth time?

probably just coffee or smoothies or something, wander around town looking at cool stuff, then back to my/her place (depending on which is closer or more practical) to cook food/smoke weed/drink/watch interesting stuff/fuck (depending on her preferences and how much time we have)

>>34886102
But the end result is the same. They completely forget about you either way. Who fucking cares if someone says something that embarrasses you for a minute? Furthermore, if someone turns into a cunt, you can call them that to their face and leave.

If you want to stop being treated like a shadow, you have to stop acting like one. Yeah, you'll probably catch someone in a bad mood every now and then? Who gives a shit? It's not like they are gonna follow you around for the rest of your life, pointing and laughing at you.

You're not in high school anymore, anon. The shit you do doesn't haunt you for years. Time to realize that fact, and act appropriately.

>>34886153
most people here want to be depressed because they love the pity they get. It just takes time before they admit it. In the end they either turn their life around or just accept the way things are and stop caring completely

>>34886127
>Rejection makes you stronger,
does it really? I feel like I have a gaping wound in my heart even if I dont feel the pain anymore.

That normie saying "what doesnt kill you makes you stronger" always irritated me

>>34886176
Fucking WHY? Why do you hold the opinions of strangers so closely?

Am I the only one who never thought about shit like this until you read this post?
God i'm so fucking immature.

>>34886189
because all I ever wanted was to belong somewhere, I guess. Its devastating when people push you aside when you desperately try to reach for them

>>34886232
So you're saying that you don't belong here?

>>34886176
Yeah it really does, it makes you not care, you become immune to embarassment. Im not saying it will help you get a gf but it will make your anxiety better. When I compare how I talked to my crush few years ago and how I talk to women now it's a huge difference. Hell friends give me money sometimes to say dumb shit and try to pick up beautiful girls on the street because I simply dont care anymore what some one digit IQ whore thinks.

>>34886232
>Its devastating when people push you aside when you desperately try to reach for them

Here's the secret, anon. People don't matter. They're fucking worthless. Whichever one snuffs you there are billions more where they came from. They are statistically insignificant. The ones that shun you are worth less than the dirt beneath your feet, because there are millions more that will snuff you for just as or even less than relevant reasons.

The only ones that have value are the ones that see value in you. Fuck this sounds edgy but goddamn do you need to hear it if you can't take rejection from a single person.

>>34886243
r9k is just another form of escapism. None of the people here really care about each other. And it will never replace real communication.
I come here because reading about others misery makes me feel less bad about myself.

>>34886309
>reading about others misery makes me feel less bad about myself.
Wow that's rude.
With this mindset you will never be part of any community

>>34886309
Ok, so you don't belong anywhere, including here, and you desperately WANT to belong somewhere, not including here, but you are afraid to try to belong somewhere, because you might be rejected, which would result in the situation you currently find yourself in anyways? Am I getting that right?

If so, I ask, "What is the actual risk of trying?" You already feel like you don't belong anywhere anyways.

>>34886295
so your idea of becoming stronger is getting jaded? Im not sure I can agree with that

>>34886348
oh, I never thought of it like that until now. Well I guess it is better than shaking and wondering if someone is laughing at you at the street. And hey its always more fun than having depression or something

>>34886348
>>34886394
I don't think it's jaded to have enough confidence in yourself that you aren't crippled by what strangers MIGHT think of you.

>>34886348
It sounds rough but being jaded is far better than cowering in fear of what others think of you. Think of it as how horrifying it seemed to fall off of your bike, until you actually fell off a few times and realized it wasn't that bad.

>>34884430
That's sad, tragic and depressing. It could be a joke but from the look of him, he's serious.

>>34886344
I am weak coward, I know that. I tried to open up once and got hurt. Now Im too afraid to get out off my shell. Its kinda hard to move forward when you dont even know what you are looking for. If only there was something or someone to push me

>>34884430
>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
to my drug dealer's house

>>34884430
>Where would you take a girl on the first date?
Sex

>>34884430
Id take her on a tour of my dick.

>>34885063
>To pound or not to pound?
>That's the pound

t. Smug picture guy

>>34884485
The movies are a stupid place to take a date, especially early on. Instead of talking and getting to know one another, you spend two hours silently sitting in a dark room, possibly stuffing your face with greasy junk food and sugar water. It's really a bad idea. Go to a park instead, or a coffee shop, really do anything that gives you a chance to get to know the person you're with.

>>34884430
look at her, politely biding her time.
>smile, put on the show
>Chad will come along next month and this beta loser will be cucked as nature intended
>Meanwhile I'll be lavished with attention if I string him along

>hey anon, thanks for taking me to mcdonalds. the coca cola tastes better here than at wendys

>>34886433
Anon, there is nothing wrong with being weak. We are all weak when we begin our journey. There's something wrong with realizing you're weak and not taking responsibility to become stronger.

There is also nothing wrong with being afraid. Of anything. Being "brave" isn't being unafraid. That's just being insane. Being brave is being afraid, but moving forwards anyways.

The mark of a man is to stand up to his fears and conquer them. And when you conquer them, that doesn't mean they aren't there anymore; it just means you aren't going to let them limit your life.

It's time for you to become a man, anon, and I am saying this as gently as I can.

>>34885515
>followed by continuing your life as though nothing had happened at all
That's for normies.
I still am occasionally depressed over autistic things I did back in early highschool, nearly a decade ago.

If I had more social contact, I'd have killed myself by now because I'd be in a constant state of depression due to my social incompetence.

>>34886546
Well, if you're happy now, with the way things are currently, then I see no reason for change.

But if you're unhappy, and keep doing the same things, and keep getting the same results, something needs to change.

>>34886136
>tfw will never get to take a qt thicc fembot on this date
why even live

>>34885774
If you are truly "pretty" all you have to do is to be able to say "hello" without sperging out.

At least you arent ugly and a sperg.

>>34886520
Damn, you asshole, you nailed it. I guess I have to stop procrastinating at this point and look for a way out. I had my time to lick my old wounds, its time I make fresh ones.

>>34886667
Dress well, and work on being charming. You come off as charming when you act like you are in such a good mood that nobody will get you down. You're chatty, and in a genuinely good mood. You walk into a doctor's office, and the receptionist looks at you while you're at the door, and you smile and say, "How's it going?" all the way across the waiting room.

Stuff like that. You'll be surprised how many people's mood picks up when you are just overly friendly, ESPECIALLY if you're willing to take a crack at yourself if you make a faux pass.

Couple days ago, at the dentist, I had my fly down for half the cleaning. Noticed when the hygienist was out of the room for a minute.

I zipped it up, and when she walked in, I TOLD her about it. "Sorry. I must have had a senior moment! Just realized my fly was down. Hope you didn't see anything you didn't want to!"

She laughed, said she hadn't noticed, and told me a story of something WORSE that had happened to her a few weeks earlier, and we both laughed over it.

>>34886176
>That normie saying "what doesnt kill you makes you stronger"

Nietzsche wasn't a normie. He was as robot as one can get. He never married, and he asked out a psychanalyst woman that he liked 3 times. Same woman, three fucking times. And he was rejected three times.

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>>34886136
little bit of drunk responding to yourself there my lad?

>>34885118
Give more examples please, I need inspiration in case I ever get a date

Those three suggestions are the best I've ever heard desu, especially ice skating (well I've never really looked either, but they still sound pretty good)

>>34884430
definitely not a public place, a walk in the forest probably

>>34884430
my cave after I clonk her over the head with a club

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>>34884430
I'm 33 years old and I don't have the slightest idea.

>>34884430
Pizza Hut.
It's the most romantic place nearby I can afford.