When will you die?

>>34945317
I will post this GIF on a /rose/ thread with a message like "rose will never make videos again".
Thank you.

probably 80, either assisted suicide or health problems (which is less likely since I'm a healthy boy).

>>34945317
Probably suicide because i'm not going to live with alzheimers or parkinsons for +10 years like a vegetable.

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>>34945317
Hopefully before 70, ideally in a car accident or something that kills me quick and painlessly before I get alzheimers or some other veg-ifying disease and end up a sad broken useless old person with no purpose
But realistically I'll probably die of a heart attack from taking too many drugs

>>34945317
Assuming the future won't make me perfectly healthy + immortal or transfer my conciousness into a comptuer, I'll likely die at around 70 due to poor health.

>>34945317
I think I'll die young, possibly in my 70s. Hopefully sooner, but you know, things might go better than expected.

>>34945317

Maybe I'll become an alcoholic and die in my late 50s or early 60s... Unless quality of life improves by leaps and bounds by then it's probably for the best. If I'm still cognizant by 80 or so and can't go into full brain VR or else become very proficient at my creative pursuits I would probably just come up with the most entertaining way to an hero before becoming a literal walking corpse.

The plan is to kill myself at 50. Either self inflicted gunshot wound to the head or a euthanization via vaccine.

So here I am making my days the best to my ability before the final day.

I'd rather explore the spirit world than grow old and die alone.

>>34945317
30-50 years from now
Probably a long fight in a Hospital ward with something I did to my own body by eating poorly and not exercising. Maybe a terrorist attack or interactions with a negro.

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I'm going to get really drunk and jump into traffic before I'm 30

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No idea when, but I'm certain how. I have weird migraines with the same symptoms as strokes, so when I have a real stroke I'll just think it's a migraine and die.

It depends on my situation.

I probably won't kick the bucket before my mother dies.

Doubt i could take a lifetime of wagecuckery though. I'm already sick of it.

My teeth will probably kill me.

>>34945317

Hopefully in a year or less. I've figuratively died so many times by getting my hopes up over nothing, so now the only left to do is die for real.

In my family, 102-104 is when people die. That's me too. That or I'll have a worse relapse than last week and kill myself before I'm 30.

Late 60's, heart related.

i'm already dead
i'm a ghost

boo!

ha ha bet you'll didn't eve guess you would die of fright itt

better luck next time

>>34945317
I don't know but soon I hope

i would like to obtain hunter s. thompson-tier levels of downers and just blitz out hard as fuck sometime in my thirties, maybe forties

>>34945317
Never. I have a plan.

pretty much impossible to predict

>>34945317
I will achieve immortality and laugh God in the face.

I kill myself the day after my last surviving parent dies.

Either suicide in the next 5 years or cardiac arrest within the next year from not getting my arrhythmia checked.

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>>34946299
>implying you're before 30
Sorry to break your blissful delusion.

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I'll just become pic related.