>tfw unironically smart but lazy l wouldn't wish this

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>tfw I could never get a PhD because I'm just too lazy

I'm to intelligent to make allot of money

if you're lazy then you aren't smart to me

>actually buying into the productivity meme

Maybe not as smart as you thought, eh?

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>tfw two smart too be lazy

>>34945345
>Tfw unironically smart but unmotivated and depressed

>>34945345
Depression is the bane of intelligence.

Nothing is worse than being endowed with superior intellect, and yet unable to function at your maximum. 'Tis a sad life.

OP, if you are genuinely smart, then formulate a plan to become disciplined

>>34945503

Not OP but

holy shit this might work

I think I might have ADD or something

Dropped out of college because I'd fucking leave everything to the last possible second

Even then I'd still procrastinate and couldnt concentrate

>>34945345
Iktf

It's not actually that bad, beats being lazy and stupid, and the smugness from outperforming normies no matter how hard they work is nice too

>>34945345
>Tfw hardworking but stupid
No matter what I do I'm not going to achieve anything of worth. Why do I even try. Reee

>>34945771
What if you and OP had a baby then it would be the perfect match

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>>34945771
>that feel when no matter how hard you work, the result is always the same

>>34945345
If you think you are smart but are a NEET or working a shit minimum wage job then you aren't smart.

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>>34945833
>tfw literal genius with tested IQ but NEET from anxiety/depression

Just end me

>>34945833
The truly enlightened man is a NEET who doesn't waste his life wageslaving. Instead he would rather engage his mind with the highest of artforms, Japanese cartoon pornography.

>tfw to smart to solve the remaining millennium prize problems

>>34945602
I am the same way. it's depressing.

Actually with age I feel more and more like everything I could spend my time on is a distraction from something more important. If I try to be a musician but I can't sell music or gain a following, I feel like I wasted my life. If I spend my time on college work, I feel like I've given up on seriously trying at music.

I always struggle to find a balance between lots of different goals that kind of fluctuate in importance. I feel like I have to juggle my education and income, my body and physical health, my creative passions, and it's like there just isn't any way for me to lock down my focus to be productive.

>>34945810

so they would have a stupid & lazy baby?

great idea

>>34945876
10/10 execution
but hentai plots are actually much better than 3D porn plots

>>34945771
you're better than smart but lazy people, and i'm serious

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>self-described "smart but lazy" person is a high school dropout

>>34945345

If you were smart you would have the conviction to make accomplishments instead of making the choice to amount to nothing.

You probably know a lot less than you think you do. That is okay, especially if you are young. By making good choices, doing what is right and makes you happy, you will grow as a person and become smarter as a result.

>>34945491
This describes me too m8

what qualifies someone to be smart?

>>34946696
>If you were smart you would have the conviction to make accomplishments
Why exactly? He's probably talking about his brain processing power. A fast processor isn't slow because it's being used to do meaningless tasks or being idle.

>>34945345

only dumbasses stay lazy

you're not smart if you don't put your alleged 'intelligence' to use

>>34945503
>a plan to become disciplined
is there really such a thing other than "be disciplined?" i've been depressed and unmotivated for years and i recently made a schedule in an attempt to make things better but i haven't even come close to sticking to it. i don't really know what else there is to do other than to just do it.

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>TFW everybody thinks you're smart and not applying yourself when in reality you're an idiot but still not applying yourself

Even if I was a good boy and actually studied I would still be a moron.

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>>34945876
The first (You) I've ever recieved that's given me a genuine giggle, cheers Anon

>>34946933
lt wasn't even that funny dude

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>tfw submitting to laziness is actually a means of preserving self-esteem because it means you will never have to deal with the reality of your limited potential

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>>34946989
Well it was to us

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>>34947066
This to be honest, I don't ever want to be disappointed in myself so I'll just never try

t. Smart but lazy

Smart people need goals. Discipline is useless for someone who has nothing to be disciplined under. Do what thou wilt. What is it you want to do? You're smart, be realistic. We all die someday, but who knows if we'll be reborn in some way. Probably. Inner peace, enter zen

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>>34946696
Normies,can you leave this board. The very way you process this fucking hell as something that is NOT hell sickens me. I want to vomit. I want to fucking die. It`s impossible for you people to comprehend why the "smart but lazy" thing isn`t a meme. I`ve accomplished shit in life. I`ve used my smarts for numerous things. Yet I`m a lazy fuck. Being smart but lazy is a goddamned curse. You know well enough that you`re capable of doing much,but you can`t. You can`t. And it eats at you. At your mind. At your soul. At your resolve. Until naught is left,but a walking corpse. It`s not fucking funny. It`s not some sort of thing you can just blurt out a dumb "inspirational quote" to,you goddamned normalfaggot. I really wish I didn`t see you wastes of life on here shitting in the diarrhea lake. Why won`t you quit? What`s making you stay and continue making people here more miserable? Is it because you just want to feel good about yourself? What kind of human...oh wait...you`re NOT HUMAN,you`re a fucking animal! You fucking animals come here to stroke your worthless,primeval sense of self-love and self-satisfaction. Your goddamned advice is worth shit and you yourself know it,but you still shit it out on the curb. I`m so sick that I just want you to die. Not just you personally,but all of you. Every single human being who has ever thought like you,upon them I wish a death so horrid that it`d make the things the most influential and powerful of criminals do to their worst enemies seem like a clumsy child`s first attempt at drawing. I hate you. I loathe you. I can`t...I CAN describe it with words,my hate so irridescently,blindingly conflagrating inside of the core of my being. I hate you so much that I would as I stand now go out and kill each one of you. And each one of you`s death would take years to complete. And each one`s death will be utterly unique. And I hate you so as to wish to deliver those deaths upon you. Get out. I can`t stand any of you any longer.

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>>34947272
shut the fuck up you entitled brainey

>>34945345
Its math that makes me retarded, I'm good in every subjecta nd can pass easily BUT FUCKING MATH! and since math is the requirement of every fucking good major I'm stuck with being stagnant smart with nothing to show for it.

>>34947354
Math is the only subject that requires a bit of brain power dude.

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>>34947309
Go fucking die,you goddamned ironic turd. I hate your kind too. I hate them so much. Why do you have to constantly imitate the behaviour of...the genuninely wounded to please your sick,degenerate and gangrenous sense of humor?! It`s sickening. You have something akin to a pleasant life. Go live it,worthless jester.

>>34946823
id like to know too
orig

>>34946823
Consistently performing above average on a wide range of cognitive tasks

IQ is a quick but limited measure of that

>>34947394
that isn't true; it's just the purest form

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>>34947404
likewise you ignorant mong.

"waaah I'm so so so intelligent!" fuck off you humblebragging dipshit. although judging by the way you speak, I think I may be in better company than I had first thought.

>>34946555
too smart for school

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>>34947678
I`m depressed enough to post in here,and by depressed enough I mean "never had a gf" kind of depressed enough. I made my own life shit,while living in a world utterly shitty by itself. Can`t I be angry about in on a sakhalin arrow-fletching imageboard?

>>34945491
>>34946788
I have this issue. I've learned to combat it by just doing shit and realizing I won't happy so that's no scale to base anything off of. The method is just to start doing anything and then my day just snowballs off of that. My life fucking sucks but at least I don't have the stress of letting everything else pile up which tends to spiral me into poor decisions

>>34947394
and yet i suck at it

>>34945345
>tfw all these schoolfags
>tfw all these wagecucks
>tfw they all think they are OH SO SMART
>tfw they dont know shit about how the mind of a genius truly works
>tfw they spend their lives adheing to/following society suggestions while thinking they are the hot shit
>tfw they will never, ever have pure intellectual prowess like you
>tfw despite all this they still feel superior, smarter than you because they been good boys and did exactly what their momma/society/media programmed them to do

Disgusting and sad desu senpai

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>>34945345
>tfw exactly the same
I don't want to live on welfare but I can't figure out how to want to learn........

>>34945771
Lot's of people value that more, it shows that you give a shit

Why you think you are smart?

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>>34945345
How do you know you're smart?

>>34945602
I just failed my first semester because of this. It's horrible.

The worst thing? I'd probably do it again even if i knew that it would end up like this.

>>34945771

This, but I work hard, at the point that people believe I'm smart but lazy

>gee anon, you should put more effort!
If they only ever knew...