>tfw to intelligent two be capable of small talk

>>34950005
I bet you are "two" intelligent for doing basically anything hahahahahahah

>>34950005
you can make small talk
just talk about your penis, that's small

>>34950005
This one is actually true. Rather than just say whatever comes to your mind like a pleb. Tendency to intellectualize. I feel ya

>>34950275
Thanks, anon. It's actually really hard for me. I feel like an alien living in a human suit. I expected college to be a neat mix of intellectualism and fun parties etc. Instead it's all vapid narcissism and barely functioning alcoholism.

Normies, man.

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>>34950005
Here's a transcript of some genuine small talk I had with a person:
>>"What was your first memory, anon? Mine was falling off of a chair, think it shocked me into consciousness."
>"Same thing happened to me kind of."
>>Oh yeah?
>First conscious memory, age five or six--my stepfather threatened to carve out his mother's throat. Would you believe that? He had the tip of a knife pressed against her throat, a fistful of of drugs in a baggie in one hand, and had holed her and me up in a tiny bathroom.
She was screaming in some foreign language. From the anger in his eyes it didn't look like she was convincing him of anything. The only thing that stopped her from being murdered and him becoming a matricide besides the police was me I like to think.
>I wouldn't leave the bathroom because I could imagine the pain he would put her through; and I wraped my small, child arms around her neck super tight.
>>What? Is he still jailed? Why would you tell me that?
>S-sorry

See, I guess I'm just too much of an edge lord and an aspie. Small talk just isn't for me :/.

>>34950005
Don't talk. Just ask questions.

Normalfags are so in love with their own voice that they won't notice that you're not saying anything.

>>34950448
High school never ends.

Asking questions is a good idea. Grace them by getting down on their level. I'm sure they'd love to talk about literally whatever. Just ask. Hit em with the following up question or comment.

It's hard for me to do fluid and in person sometimes but some people are easier to talk to than others

>>34951455
True. Normies can go hours upon hours talking about themselves.