>tfw you missed out on teenage sex

>>35029932

>tfw I don't give a shit

Nothing is stopping you from having sex with 18/19 year olds in your 20s anyway.

>>35029932

>13 at Summer camp
>Girl asks if I want to 'fool around'
>Think she means to slack off on our chores and other childish silliness
>Tell her that I'm busy rehearsing my lines for the camp play and don't have interest in fooling around.
>Realize what that meant years later.

>>35029932
>tfw you missed out on adult sex too
such is life...

>>35029981
>camp play
Do camps really do this? At 13 my camp did a teen tour.

>not losing your virginity at the age of 3

>>35030101
>not being born with a little baby boner so you can say you fucked your mom
i was a sick cunt baby

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>>35029932
>tfw dad makes fun of your kissless handholdless virginity

>not taking a vacation to Brazil or Thailand and buying a teenage girl to fuck then smuggling her back in a dog-grate

>>35030129
>parents/family still ask me if I'm gay every once in a while
>tell me I don't have to be afraid to tell them
>I'll never convince them I'm not gay

>>35029932
Teenagers are rubbish at sex and try way too hard to look like they know what they are doing.

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>>35029932
We all did faggot that's why we're on /r9k the only people that get us

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>>35030244
Iktf.
>"Anon have never had a girl, so he might be gay"
Neither have I had a guy you fucking morons.

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>>35029932
>days before HS graduation
>lose virginity to girl going to my college
>become normie but still never got a chance at teenage sex

Does it count if she was a teenager but you weren't? What are the basics of this meme

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>>35029960
>Nothing's stopping you!
Unless you're ugly and stupid

>>35029932
>Implying I did
Banged a slag. It was great. She was fucking someone else half an hour later. Truest example of cock carousel I've ever witnessed. The depressing aspect is that she was someone's oneitis, and yet she was a total vapid whore.

Thinking about this actually makes me sad.


Anyways. Is there porn of these girls ?

>>35029932
I didn't.
From ages 16 - 30 I've fucked around 100 women.
Stopped counting at 70.
Saying that, the only person I've fucked in the past 3 years is my gay best mate whenever we get drunk and coked up.

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>>35030366
>had sex once 7 years ago
>couldn't cum
>can't even remember what it felt like
>probably will never get to have sex again

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>>35029932
>32
>never got to bang a teenage girl
>meanwhile teenagers get to bang 32yr olds
hahaha, kill me, pete

>>35031016
So why are you here, exactly? Cdfgb

>>35031189
If it helps you, at the rate most teenagers today are doing drugs,cigarettes and alcohol they will look like wrinkled hags when they are 32. Remember that at least you are not the one marrying them and not the one who they parasite off. Nothing to be sad about fellow robots. Play vidya, watch TV, get fit, get job and get rich and enjoy your life. Freedom is something many people would kill for

some of you will marry a used up whore

NEVER EVER MARRY A FUCKING USED UP WHORE

>>35031253
>robots
>get rich

Lolol

>>35029932
fun fact: you'll miss out college sex too

>>35029932
Talk about butterfaces. Goddamn, american women suck.

>>35031409
I got a year left, you don't know that for sure.

Well I'm 33 and am starting degree at uni later this year. H-here I go...

>>35029932
>tfw you missed out on teenage sex

You can still make up for it. Teen girls love older guys, all you have to do is make yourself presentable and treat them like they're mature (Say they're mature, they love that shit) and you can have your way with them

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>>35029932
>tfw I didn't
>tfw now 28
>tfw women of all ages throw themselves at me
>tfw I just stand there and get numbers
>tfw I don't even need to be some tryhard YouTuber for grills to throw incessant glances
>tfw I'm not /fit/ anymore, just a little built
>tfw I really can't be assed by any of it anymore
>tfw getting ass has even became a chore
>tfw I just want time alone and can't get that
>tfw women are literally sucking the life force from me through my penis

Be careful what you wish for, brobots.

>>35031409
>'ll

You mean
>'ve

>>35029932
Anyone else else have crippling depression even more than usual when watching a TV show or film with teenage relationships in? Still can't bring myself to watch Stranger Things because of it. The Harry Potter series caused one of my worst bouts of depression when it gets to the part where they sexually awaken.

The icing get on the cake is that not only do you get that painful jealousy and depression from the content itself, you get an aftershock of depression that you're getting depressed by that kind of thing in the first place.

>>35031566
im not a retard

>dont watch hollyworod tier trash
>dont give money to slutty actressess
>pray to god that sluts would choke on cum
>turn off the movie once i notice a scene where sex/whorish behaviour is involved

>>35030244
Don't even know if I am gay or not tbqhwy at this point. I like dick but can only imagine kissing and fucking a girl, you know? Feel like porn has fucked me up

>>35029932
I lost my virginity at 12, but haven't had sex since.
Does that count?

women are a waste of time and sex is overrated

>>35029932
It's not that great, for a while till you learn what you're doing.
But everything put together is something else, an experience I cannot describe.

That feeling when you slide your hands under her shirt for the first time, when you move on to taking off her bra in her room while her parents are outside.
Legs entwining with each other and you feel her hot body wanting you, pressing against you. so smooth and warm and touching you all over.
Get my hands on her ass and grab her tits, realizing that she wants you to do it, she enjoys it as much as you.

First sex for me was awkward as fuck, usually had a hard on just from hugging her, but had it only half way erect because of nervousness.
Not having a clue wtf am I supposed to do, how to set pace, what to do with my hands, my head and mouth.

Got better quickly but took a while.

When you're a teen you have days to just fool around and have sex, with no need for some special plans, work, university or whatever crap being in the background all the time.
Magical.

inb4 normie get out

>>35031164
Similar to me.

>23 years old
>Virgin
>Go to whore but can't get boner
>27 years old
>A period of 2 weeks or so where I have 4 opportunities to fuck the same girl
>Either get boner but rapidly lose it or don't get one
>Was really drunk each time but could still become rock-hard when the girl wasn't there
>can barely remember it, the feelings etc, like I have dreams from years ago that are more vivid and detailed for me
>now I'm 33 and basically feel like a virgin

>>35031253
>Play vidya,
Check
>watch TV,
Check again, what else do you got
>get fit,
umm
>get job and
whoa, wait, um
>get rich and
lol um
>enjoy your life
wait, are you "bee yourself" posting?

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>>35030038
why are you doing this senpai

>Right now within 10 miles of you, a 14 year old girl is being fucked

>>35031899
>likely 200 meters or less.

>>35031720
>th-those grapes were sour anyways

>>35031224
Because he's lying about everything except for being homosexual.

Overrated as fuck.

Bunch of dumb easily impressionable girls that SUCK at sex.

Stop living in movies you fucking fags.

>>35031445
Holy shit I'm glad you can still have fun with depravity. I was going to respond the same way.

>>35031627
You weren't a teenager yet numbnuts.

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>>35031722
>When you're a teen you have days to just fool around and have sex, with no need for some special plans, work, university or whatever crap being in the background all the time.

DDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35032050
enjoy your leftovers and dont forget to bring her flowers

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Your feeble lusts are beneath me

>>35029981
>years later

kek. The internet really fucked you retards up for good.

>>35032050
not at all overrated. as a teen i used to fuck this girl for 3+ hours at a time, covered in sweat, passionate as fuck, and left her covered in cum and writhing with pleasure every time.

shes married now with a kid, and i genuinely feel bad for the guy. apparently he has legitimate cancer too.

life is brutal

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>>35031720
True, but I still need more, more and more.

>What is addiction?

>>35031601
The jews are winning.

>>35031956
He's right, though. I've had it all and it's just a bit better than a good fap. Definitely not worth sperging about on the internet about it, thread after thread, for millions of times over. But do what you want, man.

>>35029932
No offense but even if you got teenage sex they wouldn't look like that.

>>35032227
chh, that's fuggin killer, brah

>>35032231
>>35029932

I know this sounds crazy, but I really don't know about the one on the left, just because I really, really hate moles. You just know she has a ton more under her shirt.

>Caressing body, suddenly reading brail. Boner kill.

I mean, I'm sure I still would, but the moles would bother me. I'd rather have an uglier, less fit girl without the moles.

I got my first gf at 18 and it was fuckin awesome, sex all day and night not a care in the world. I felt so good then, it was the beginning of a long and fruitful sex life as far as I was concerned.

But it didn't work out that way. I stayed in that relationship for 7 years, the last 3 years we had sex maybe 5 times and she just lay there like a starfish making it obvious she wasn't enjoying it. Not to brag but just for some context, I have a massive cock and am basically a sex god, literally no chance anyone will ever fuck her as good as I did, and yet that still happened.

You get addicted to dat pussy, then they tear you down and suck out your soul and destroy your self esteem. That's how I became a robot even though I had a gf, tfwgf is often worse than tfwnogf.

Be careful what you wish for robots.

>>35032227
stfu you dumb normies
if it's so underrated then why are you normie fucks giving me weird looks when they find out I'm a virgin??
why the fuck aren't girls lining up infront of my door if sex is that underrated??

kill yourself

>>35032129

>Enjoy your leftovers

Call back to reality: Unless you take leftovers you don't get laid because the girls who are still virgins are either absolute crazy or they're waiting for marriage or will tell you this and fuck in your back. Your fucking habit of putting virginity and romance movies on a pedestal is pathetic as fuck. Wake the fuck up! We're not in a fucking movie! You won't get your perfect virgib, you won't get your objective eternal love and perfect commitment. This ain't fucking Disney you fucking fag.

Girls with experience are awesome, those without are boring. Virgin christian girls are too sex shamed to ever enjoy it beyond vanilla and non christian virgin girls are still virgins probably because they coincidentally have 40 cats at home.

You are dumb as a rock being so insecure about the world and yourself to just casually have non-commital sex with some girls WHILE you are looking for a girl to settle with.

You think you're in a movie, you think teen romance as seen in movies is accurate, you probably think highschool sex is like what you see in the shitty roleplay porn with pro fuckers pretending to be teens and you think marriage and virginity actually means anything and I'M the one who's stupid for having consensual non commiting sex with cuties and being wise enough not to fall in love with sluts.

What's wrong, exactly, with getting laid on the side and NOT want to marry every girl you sleep with? Are you childten? What are you afraid of? You NEED experience to choose a life partner that's worth anything. Otherwise you manchildren will fall in love with every single girl giving you the time of day and you'll never grow any wiser.

Stop being afraid of getting hurt. Hood relationships come after a couple of painful breakups. I'm sorry if it sucks, but this os fucking real life

>>35032310
posted something similar ITT, had several gf, but worst feeling in the world is having that and then going months without one.

>25
>started fucking my oneitis when she was 17
>she is turning 19 this year

You can make it brobots.

>>35030244
they can't accept the fact they offspring is a failure

I never wanted sex back them. I had one girlfriend when I was 17, but she left me because I refused to have sex with her. Now I'm a 29 year old virgin. I've had girls who I could have slept with, but I've turned them all down. If I can't find a proper virgin gf who'll wait until marriage, then I'll just stay alone. Thats what my parents had, and if I can't have that then I'd rather have nothing.

>>35032330

It's because sex is actually very simple and easy and when you are a virgin past, say, 23, then this could mean that you have some serious self-esteem issues and people just wonder what's wrong with you.

Don't get me wrong, I lost mine at 28, but you gotta understand and I'm speaking from the point of view of someone who was so complexed by it that it seemed impossible to do, that sex really isn't complicated. It's perceuved as being way more scary than it actually is, so for those who got laid early, they can't understand what you are so afraid of.

But it's understandable. It's when you fuck for the first time that you realize how somple it is and that there's nothing wrong with pursuing it and hitting on cuties, but if you don't have any experience to relate to, it's understandable that you xan't understand how simple it is.

>>35032481
>tfw your own pseudo-christian values ruin your life

you deserve it anon, because youre an idiot

>>35032487
Would just going to a hooker to get it over with help then?

>>35032505
My life is fantastic, what are you talking about?

>>35032514
classic virgin wagecuck doesnt know what hes missing out on

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a girl has never sent me a picture of herself T.T

>>35032665
I'm not a wagecuck, I don't work. I live off an inheritence.

>>35032720
with no sex. toppest kek

>>35032720
can i have some money? i want to make a video game

>>35032789
Maybe. What kind of vidya do you want to make?

>>35031525
if real, just say you have aids or start pretending to be a white supremacist. I guarantee if you start doing that people will leave you alone

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>>35032833
City builder, it will use the same formula as the old seirra games, except it will be set in high fantasy. Kind of light hearted, tongue and cheek, will have all the generic stereotypes. I'd really like to focus on atmosphere, with a bright colour pallet with memorable ambient music and voice acting, like zeus had.

>tfw obsessed with jailbait and look at pictures of them constantly online
>always feel like shit afterward

I have to stop but it's really tough. Someone please kill me.

I actually "dated" a 19 year old for a few months.

Wasn't that great. I didn't use a condom and nutted in her too, was just really boring.
Gave great head though

>>35029932
I didnt but I do feel bad for the robots who did. 13 year old girls are just horny retards. Literally. It's illegal to fuck them because its so easy. All any of you ever had to do was just simply ask. Being Chad, having money, etc made no difference, girls at that age just wanted to experiment and have fun. Most of them just wanted a BF no matter who it was. I got up the courage one day to ask a girl in the 8th grade who became my first GF. We both lost our virginity to each other and had our first kiss and everything. We ended up fucking like god damn freaks for over a year it was incredible. Everything about her was perfect. Perky tits, perfect smooth youthful skin, perfect pure untouched pussy, playful and innocent attitude. I went down on her a few times and it tasted like peach juice, fucking delicious.

I've only had one GF since then and I'm 25 now. And I dont even give a fuck. No old roastie will ever compete.

>>35032330
>why the fuck aren't girls lining up infront of my door if sex is that underrated??

Huh?

If it were underrated, that would mean that they would indeed be less likely to line up at your door for it.

>>35029932
my dick was too big during teenage years lol would have hurt the girls, especially since I had no experience.

>>35033083
Don't feel bad. Other competitors and oppressors want you to feel bad but then they win. Sex with them is the best and fapping to them is best

>>35033204
Painful truth here.

>>35033204
>I went down on her a few times and it tasted like peach juice, fucking delicious.
Why so few times over the course of an entire year?

>>35033204
Fuuuuck. Makes me want to kms when I think back to how much I fucked up. I was actually attractive and had girls crushing on me but because I got bullied constantly I assumed they were just doing the same. The insecurity has stuck with me and i've fucked up so many chances because I can't imagine anyone liking me. Autism fucks you hard.

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>>35033204
GO AWAY NORMIE SCUUUUUUM

>>35033083
IMO 14-18 year olds are the prime age for men to be sexually attracted to, genetically speaking. There are legitimate reasons why a 27 year old shouldn't be fucking a 15 year old in modern society, but your biology makes it impossible to not find them attractive.

>>35030244
Literally me rofl

>>35032427
I am happy as anything being single now, the problem for me was that they stop respecting you and if you have low self esteem as I did then you quickly internalize their ungrateful entitled whore opinion of you.

>>35033204
If you are a weirdo and an outcast at school then girls will be disgusted and offended at you for showing interest in them

>>35033353
Nonsense m8, I have a 9 inch cock and it wasn't too big. I have only fucked 2 teenagers but still.

Whats the point of live now. I want do do nothing. No reason to do anything, to eat, to study, to work, to talk top p[people, to take shower, to sleep, to heal injuries. I will never be happy. I missed the best point of live. I just have to kill myself. You cannot fool yourself, you cannot lie that it does not matter, when in fact it is what's only matters for a man.

>>35033930
More hard truth here.

>>35033930
I hated my life and felt the same way until like a year or so ago. I'm 28 now and feel confident and vaguely happy even. By demons be driven my friend, use the pain to give you strength and become what you had always hoped to be.

>>35029932
>babby limp dick fuckboys with 0 hair on their chests
I didn't miss out on anything

>>35029932
The fuck is wrong with their faces? Are they 29?

>>35034016
They're British lad

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>tfw never got playfully pegged by 13 year old mommy gf when I was 13

You know,I have a huge assignment to do,. But why should I do it. It wont make me happy. Nothing will. It wont even cure my depression. The only way out is a suicide. But I cant find a safe painless method. I am trapped in my suffering consciousness. Live is a devils joke, if god created a man, devil created consciousness.

Also, KILL YOURSELF 4CHAN MY IMAGE WAS NEVER TOO LARGE BEFORE TODAY, I SPEND 5 MINS TRYING TO ATTACH IT, ROBOT IS HUMILIATING ME

>>35034012
What the fuck is a fuck boy?

>>35029932
go all red pill, work on yourself and reach your smv peak mid 30s. Bang ditzy 18 year olds left and right.... Just because I am not a teen anymore does not mean that I am missing out on teenage sex.

>>35033999
Do you know whom I hoped to be, 999? Teenager with sex live. NOT ALL MONEY ON EARTH WILL AMKE IT HAPPEN NOW

>>35031525

This isn't real but if it was and you were in a room full of robots they'd eat you piece by like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFHSKaQESeI

except it would be out of pure hatred instead of love.

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>>35030129
>i know this fucking feel
FUCK YOU DAD YOU SMUG SHIT

>>35034188
Idiot, teenage sex != sex with teenager.

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>When normies enjoyed the greatest part of life but then go around tell robots sex doesn't matter

There is 0 reason for a robot to exert any effort in life. You will never experience innocent love. You will never experience mutual attraction. Our lives are essentially over, fueled by biological inertia and fear of death

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I'm thinking back to all the pop music that pervaded my teen years. I'd love to have fucked a girl doggystyle for hours while listening to the latest pop music

>>35034259
Making me laugh and cry. Almost cry actually , since I can't cry

You know, I won't kill myself now, I will try to win a greencard/get a job in the US, so I will be able to take more normies with me. Or ISIS will already be in Europe and I just will join the death squad.

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>>35032880
think again
this smug motherfucker fucks the women that hate him somehow

I cant even fuck the women that kinda like me

Sex is just a distraction anons. I know you wanna fuck the beautiful women but focus on yourself and becoming successful and the women will come to you.

>>35034347
Is r9k broken today, or what?

>>35029932
Fucking degenerate Westerners.

>>35034444

the guy i know that has gotten the most pussy didn't care about women at all throughout school. he just fucked around on a computer and got into video games. now he makes 6 figures and drives a porsche 911 and has like 10 different gfs.

just saying. go the fuck outside and learn a trade, make some money and then women will want your company because they are dumb and greedy

>>35032163
Please tell more about this. Sounds like heaven

>>35034444

Quads of four.

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>>35034491

>Chad fucks lots of girls and then got a nice job where after he fucks loads more girls

Wow, Amazing

>>35034467
Lel, westerners/jews unironically control everything now. US films teach other cultures that the best way to live is the US way.
>>35034491
This is bullshit. Yes, you can make money and fuck hookers, or girls who are with you only because of money, no difference. It wont make you happy. You wont even find a woman who loves you not because of money, but even this does not matter, the only important thing is that you missed the teenage sex. Thats all. No point to live from this point.
> porsche 911
Who fucking cares.
I fucking ok to lose a leg now if I could have a teenage sex experience.

Eh. Technically not true. I lost it when I was 19. I was already in college but I was technically a teen.

>>35034630
Congratulations, anon, you are TECHNICALLY not a looser.

>>35032310

You didn't become a robot at all.

A robot is a depressed, kvh neet with no hopes and dreams.

You're just another whining asshole.

>>35031525
what's your origami height?

>>35034761
This is the end, at least the beginning of the end of r9k, I saw it on at least 2 sites already, when normies flood and destroy the khhv society.

>>35034259

Well, your loss.

You lot often act as if your refusal to heed any normie advice was actually dealing crippling blows to the normies, but dude, that is your loss.

We encoyrage you to get laid because getting laid is awesome. We're just saying that by making it a part of the reason why you are so depressed is what it means to overrate it.

Sure it's amazing, but not to the point where someone should feel so bad that he doesn't get it. It's way simpler to get than you probably think and if you are trully so desperate. Sex is a purchaseable product so save on some of your neetbux and go get your dick wet.

If it's love you trully want, then I'm afraid you WILL have to do some efforts and get laid a few times, get your heart broken a few times before you figure it out. It's what every normie goes through.

Seriously though, if you see no point, then it's your problem. You're the one crying about no gf every day on here, not me.

>>35035083
> It's way simpler to get than you probably think
Are you trolling? Cos I feel nothing now, you better try harder.

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>>35029932
>girls I liked in high school had sex with guys in their 20s

I don't know how to meet teenage girls.

>>35035177
It's as easy as buying it. Why is it even a problem at all?

>>35034663

Only technically? Damn.

>>35035303
Idiot, prostitute is not a girlfriend.

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>>35029932
>tfw you missed out on prime teenage pussy and will never be able to experience the best time of your youth again
really activates your neurons huh

missing out on ptp is one my biggest regrets

>>35032163
You normies fucks are heartless christ

>>35031409
This is me, except I don't even have friends

>>35032402
enjoy your leftovers and dont forget to remember all the cocks that penetrated her disgusting trash pussy

>>35032310
Your not a robot just a failed normie fuck off

>>35035706

I'm talking about sex you fucking mong.

>>35034231
If I was that guy I would have just dumped on the crowd of people and watch what happens.

>>35029960

>18/19's are considered teenagers now

Even then, it's simply not the same as fucking them when you are still a youngin

>>35035891
kys, free sex is the one which matters

Honestly, you aren't missing much. High school is overrated. College is when you can really kick back and fuck around. I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20. And I managed to score with legitimate 8s and 9s thanks to the parties, confidence I developed, and the buddies that helped me along the way. Those girls were slutty as fuck, but they giggled as I carried them to bed. I remember every single one of them during nights when I'm alone now.

I graduated college 7 years ago. That was my last moment of glory so far. I'm working as a Cisco engineer (not by choice) and living in a duplex with 2 roommates. I haven't had a gf since college. The last time I dated a girl was this qt Latina (about a 7) that just wanted a fling back in 2015. I can't keep a relationship longer than 3 months.

>>35035862

You're the only one it bothers, cunt.

While I'm getting sex, you're here crying all day. Who's actually winning here? The guy who's firmly rooted in reality or the guy who still hasn't come to term with his broken Disney expectations?

>>35035944
Continued:

You guys think never having something is bad? Try actually having a taste of it and then being unable to get it. The Latina and this black chick (about a 7.5 on her best day) was the only piece of action I had that was above 5. I've only had sex with a handful of 6's which I am NOT proud of. They were nerdy anime girls, try-hard skanks in Daytona, and girls who were too stoned to care.

Fuck, I don't think I'll ever be able to fuck an 8 or a 9 again. I'm above average-looking and go to the gym. I'm not super-fit, but I am fairly strong thanks to my buddy Mike training me. I'm a sociable guy and can easily hit-up new people, but I can't foster lasting relationships. I have the tools, but I lack the means to use them for some reason.

During my junior high and high school years, I was always the 3rd wheel. I never had a gf in public school and I only went on 4 days. I managed to dance with a few qts here and there at the Spring Fling or Sadie Hawkins, but I was too chickenshit to go any further. My first kiss was in my junior year and I almost cut my tongue on the girl's braces (she was one of these geeky cute girls). My buddies always had hot gfs, but I had none. College is when I started to break out of my shell, but I haven't progressed since.

>>35035937

>Hurr I want something real bad, but I keep putting sticks in my own wheel! What is happening?

You'll get it once you've grown past being mentally 10yo

Teenage girls are all whores who date the wrong kinds of guys.

>>35035965
>im 9
>i fucked 8-9s

post your face

inb4 i cant because im old and have a job!!! xD

post your adress, i guarantee you that youll be beaten to death by the end of the week

>>35029932
>tfw spent my teen years focusing on school and doing dumb shit with my friends and don't regret a single moment of it

Feels good tbqh

>>35035965
Mate, its definitely worse never having it. The stigma follows you everywhere when you're a virgin.

>>35036009
I'm not a 9. I wish I could be a 7. I'm above average at best like a 5.5 or a 6 on a REALLY good day.

Getting laid in college with hot girls isn't as hard as it was in high school and post-college life. It helps that a lot of them are drunk and/or stoned. I had this one Chinese girl give me my 1st blowjob and I had no fucking clue what to do. So long as you look reasonably well, don't act like a sperglord, and willing to have fun, the opportunities do come.

But the fun ends once you receive your diploma. And it's starting to get to me now.

>>35030129
>>35030244
I know these feels all too well.
>Tell mom for years I'm not gay
>I just can't get any women interested in me
>Later she raids my bedroom looking for weed
>Finds the sex toys
>She wants to talk to me about it
>Avoid her for a week
>Finally catches me not doing anything
>Most awkward conversation of my life
>A month later I go to move to my grandparents house
I love my mom but we have a... Strained relationship.

>>35035965
>Wahh wahhh i can only attract and fuck average looking women why cant i get stacy?

You normies are so obnoxious do you even realize where you are?

>>35032720
I swear, 80% of the people claim that shit.
Nobody is buying it.

>>35036130
How the fuck are people gonna know?

Even my roommate Anton who legitimately has Aspergers managed to get laid in college. There was even this super-hot exchange student from India that became gf to this pockmarked Korean gamer. That was what spurred me into losing my virginity. I refused to believe that an Asian manlet obsessed with Xbox could have sex and I couldn't. Hence how I lost my virginity at 20 during the spring semester of sophomore year.

Worst case scenario, just save up a fuckton of money, drive to a really classy escort place, make sure you change your looks like shave your head or grow beard so that you aren't recognized later on in life, and order the Girlfriend Experience. A coworker in one of my previous jobs did this because he was going to a bachelor party and didn't want to feel left out.

>>35036017
>He had friends and a good time

>>35036229
When you had a chance to fuck a Stacy (even if she was a party trainwreck), you realize nothing is going to cut it anymore. Average or above-average girls don't excite me like the sluts in college.

Think about it. Say you won 100 million bucks. You blew it all away in a year somehow. And now you're back to where you began. Wouldn't you go crazy at missing at what you experienced?

When you're poor, at least you have the ignorance of not knowing how the 1% lives. But it's even worse when you DID live as the 1% before it all comes crashing down.

>>35036264
Proof that le missed on the teen love ebin meme is utter bullshit. I'm 21 and kv and I don't give a fuck about it

>>35036251
You were all closet chads that always had a chance ,fuck off.

Come talk to us when you have girls ethier scold you or outright laugh upon looking at you (im ugly and poor what do you expect.

>>35036302
Not its not dude.This isnt a meritocracy where everyone even has a chance at becoming a 1% , some people just have the shittiest luck imaginable same with women.

Some of us are literally genetic dead ends who are only alive because society forces us too

>>35035949
>cuck bragging about sex on r9k

fag

>>35036337
Closet chads? Not even close man. In the food chain, we might be the latecomers. We didn't strut like the Alphas, but we didn't want to feel like missing out. It's better to be late to the party than not come at all.

>Come talk to us when you have girls ethier scold you or outright laugh upon looking at you (im ugly and poor what do you expect.
I've had girls shoot me down hard "Eww! As if!", politely turn me down and show their back, giggle and snicker with their friends while leaving, warn me that their boyfriend will kick my ass (I even got sucker-punched because of this), or even threaten to call the cops.

You have to develop a thick skin. Insults and refusals slide off me like water on a duck's skin. It didn't happen overnight, but I realized that not giving a fuck is part of the battle. And it actually helped me snag a girl here and there because they noticed I took it in stride and they (or their friends) decided to hit me up for a drink and chatted.

Women have it way easier than men. An average girl can get laid with handsome men easily because she's the practice girl or they didn't want to turn down free and willing pussy. For guys, it HAS to be a struggle. Unless you're gifted with good looks, strong build, ooze charisma and have solid game, the remaining 90% of us have to fight over what we can get. The struggle is part of developing as a man and despite all the heart breaks and humiliation (like having a drink thrown on me and everyone at the party laughing), never stop believing in your own conviction.

>>35036404
Well shit, I never thought of it that way. I've never met anyone IRL that was "genetic dead end" as you put it.

This is my 1st time on /r9k/ and this thread caught my eye so I decided to post. I had no idea you guys were in this much trouble.

The only thing I can say is the escort option. My coworker was this 5'1 middle-aged Puerto Rican. He's not built or good-looking. The only thing he has going for him is that he's got a nice stash of cash from careful investment and savings. Hence, why he spent thousands on fucking a high-class call girl so that he wouldn't be the virgin amongst the groomsmen (his cousin was getting married in a couple of weeks).

I ain't gonna sugarcoat anything cuz I'm not a woman and don't believe in that fairy tale crap. Best of luck to you my fellow men.

>>35036177
> love your parents
> they're the reason for your pathetic KHHV internet life

how do you cope anon?

>>35029932
These stacies would be a lot better if they weren't titlets

>>35036622
Browse a bit and you will understand the pain of a robot.Its common for many of us to have
>No parents or lack of parental guide
>No social life
>Unattractive (not im having a bad hair day but seriously fucked up looking)
>No money no aspirations etc

Combine all tgat together and you have a very sad being.Most people unironically contemplate suicide/murder suicide we have had many legit accounts of people dieing here

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>missed out on preteenage sex

;-;

>>35036622
This aint the "school shooter board" for no reason.Many people here are both mentally and physically fucked up.Your in for a ride

>>35036825
Shit...I'm sorry guys. I didn't know it was this bad.

My only problem that I have on that checklist is the 4th. It's not that I don't want to earn tons of money or lack aspiration, it's that I'm frustrated at the job market because the last 8 years has sucked for anyone that graduated. I'm employed, but I hate my jobs and I want to get into the field of my choice. My only option is going back to school, but I'm afraid of incurring debt and being overqualified (something which happens more than one realizes).

My dad worked a lot and was kinda distant, but he was a good breadwinner and we never lacked anything. Only on weekends did I see the man while growing up and he made an effort to hang with us on Saturdays. My mom worked too, but she was home by 6 (I warmed up the dinners she made that morning or the night before) so that everyone could eat by the time Dad came home by 7:30.

I had an active social life which was a bit boring and repetitive at times, but I at least had a lot of friends who invited me to go bowling, mini golf, or canoeing with them.

I'm not ugly, but I'm not handsome either. My looks are slightly above average. I'm 6'1 and weigh 210 pounds though not all of it is muscle. I'm a bit tubby, but I do have strength from weightlifting thanks to Mike whose ridiculously ripped.

The 2nd and 4th options can be dealt with but you guys have to strive for it. It's the only way you can pull yourselves out of this rut.

>>35035862
Enjoy being a virgin for the rest of your life

P.s hookers don't count

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>>35029932
>tfw you banged a 20 y.o. tutor when you were 13

it was some pocket money well spent

>>35037063
all women are hookers

relationship is just transactions

>21 catfished by 15yo girl pretending to be 18 off of tinder
>not sure how to feel about this
>got dick wet
>didn't tell me until after
>we stopped talking
>prob going to jail

>>35037063
i dont mind being a virgin

id pretty much kill myself if i end up with a whore

>banged a 22 year old dude when I was 16
>we met on /b/
>he was something like 300lbs, 6ft 4
>I was 5ft 4 and 120lbs

HURR WHY DONT U LIKE MY LDR BOYFRIEND, PARENTS?!

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>>35037220
Twas good, why complain?

>>35037220
at first I read that as you catfishing her, you sly dog

>>35029981
Good thing. You'd be accused of rape.

>>35034188
How would you meet them and/or approach them without coming off as super creepy?

>>35037310
>>35037330
Also followed by like 30-40 underage Staceys on social media and not sure what to do. It's the girls that are like my dream girls that I never had a chance with.
>don't want to regret anything a few years from now and it's too late

>>35037391
that will most likely end in trouble my dude, besides being followed by them on social media doesnt make them your personal harem, lol

>>35037391
Give me your powers dude

>>35029932
It wasn't that great, desu.

Lots of pregnancy scares, fucking in cars was uncomfortable, getting caught by parents was very embarrassing. Not to mention that my girlfriends were bad at head, if they even would be willing to suck my dick.

Now my wife does all sorts of crazy shit, the head game is strong.

You haven't cummed until you fucked a woman with a vibrating butt-plug.

>>35037422
Not that, but atleast it shows interest. Get called cute by some without even asking. It's def flattering.
>>35037441
Kek

>>35037486
Who's wearing the buttplug?

>>35037220
Even stuck a finger in her butt topkek

>>35037487
that does sound nice but watch out with underage grills

the majority of them want older guys but actually having a relationship with one tends to end up with them feeling in over their heads (meaning trouble for you) or ghosting you, OR, their parents finding out lol

>>35037516
Haha, just reread, yeah it's pretty ambiguous.

My wife is the one with a butt plug. She got me to try it once on myself, it felt too gay, so that was the end of that.

This summer, she and I are going to buy a prostitute for our first threesome.

>>35037516
actually both

kek

I'm new to /r9k/, but been on the other boards for 6 years. What makes a robot? I have plenty of opportunity with girls but at the same time I somehow fit in here very well. Am I just a confused Chad? A depressed Chad?

How do I know if I'm Chad?

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>>35029932
Don't worry, there's 30 year olds that look 15

>>35031525
Now you wake up from your dream

>>35037587
>Unattractive person
>Virgin
>No social life

Those are literally the 3 core traits of a robot everything else is semantics

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>>35029932
Good. Women are sluts. I spent the time expanding my mind, and now normies cower before my towering intellect.

Any Chad's here mind telling me how to find 18 year olds as a 21 year old?

>>35037705
No longer a virgin. Have amazing social life 50% the time, the rest is when there's bullshit drama so I cut off friends and become lonely until I make new ones. Considered cute but my weight bothers me... (6'2" 220lbs)

Never had a real gf but have plenty interested in me, just not the right one.

Have nice stuff but I got it on my own.

Am very smart and nice to people. Generally well received but I've been fucked over.

Where do I fit in?

>>35037807
Tinder, parties, college campus.

>>35029932
>>tfw you missed out on teenage sex

then I missed nothing but that shitty feeling about wasting virginity to the wrong person.

>>35037587
>I have plenty of opportunity with girls
>I somehow fit in here
Wrong. You dont fit in here, you dont belong here. Stop being a stupid cunt and leave this board. For your own good and for ours.

>>35031601
>I like dick
There's your answer

>>35037853
the first person is always the wrong person, who the fuck stays with that person forever?

The best you can have is the one that mattered at the time, but even then in hindsight that can be muddled up

>>35029932
>missed out on what would be the worst sex of your life

yeah okay i guess

>>35037705
> Ugly as fuck
> No friends
> NEET for years
> No social skills
> Bullied at school
> Kissless, never hd a gf
> Lost virginity to hooker

Are you saying this person isnt a robot?

What is NEET? Sorry I'm a n00b.

>>35037829
You're a normie. Get the fuck out of here.

Please.

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my response to your feel

>>35037944
Failed normie

True robots are misandrist who despise roasties and are level headed enough to not fuck a roastie even if she offers it.That shows that you trully mean what you say and its not sour grapes or any shit like that

>>35030129
Just fite ur dad ez

>>35037829
Lost chad dude your height alone will always attract women(it's biology)

Its not bad at least you wont be misrable as us

>>35038020
Misandry is the dislike of men, not women you retard

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>>35038020
this robot is getting way ahead of himself

but yeah, being almost exclusively self-absorbed is a very big trait among robots

>>35038095
Lost Chad? As in like I'm not longer Chad or I am a lost Chad lol...

My height doesn't affect online stuff desu

>>35031525
The only thing that might be true in that story is your age. But even then I'm not entirely sure you're 28

>>35031224
Because I want to be.

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>>35038020
>True robots are misandrist

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>>35029981

>be 13
>girls constantly hitting on me
>one girl kept following me home every single day and hugged me from behind as a greeting each time
>puberty didn't hit for me yet, so I just thought they were annoying

>>35038148
>My height doesn't affect online stuff desu

Put your real height up in any online dating app and put another account with anything below 5'9 and i can guarantee you that tge 6'2 will get more (positive). Response

>>35038250
Implying people on Tinder read bios and look at profiles before swiping right or left.

>>35038097
>>35038192

*misogynist the point still stands

>>35037587
If you suspect yourself of being a Chad then you are a Chad

Really if you have carried on a conversation with a woman longer than 5mins outside of a professional context or had any physical contact with one that could remotely be perceived as intimate then you probably shouldn't be here

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>>35038220
I know your feels man.

I was 15 and so nervous in highschool to the point that my brain didn't process the repeated attempt of the class 10/10 hitting on me, namely telling me she likes my voice, hugging me, groping my butts when no one 's around as a possible display of attraction

Now I'm 20 and I'm still a relationship virgin, due to fear of rejection, I've never approached a girl.

>>35037895
But I only like my dicks on women. What does this mean?

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>>35029981
But apart from that did you enjoy being a camp counselor?

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>>35038678
means that you like girls with dick, it's really a more in your own head thing and it can vary greatly from people to people

no need to think too hard about, people will shit on everything and everyone for their own satisfaction anyway

>>35033877
This. I was beaten up in school by bullies when I shown interest in a girl. That girl mostly laughed at me while I got beaten. That destroyed my self esteem forever, no one could told me "Maaan, it's just puberty". Fuck no. I was ALWAYS a good guy, even in my deepest puberty I always wanted to HELP people, I never thought one second to beaten up a guy because I don't like how he thinks. If you were like that in the puberty, you will be basically the same piece of human shit on your dying bed.

>>35029932
had teenage sex. Not really missing out on anything.

>>35030244
Yep, happened to me...

>>35039044
sounds like you need to shoot up a school anon

I bet deep inside, you wanna see the world burn

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>>35032143
>tfw to intelligent too have sex

>>35029932
>start dating a 9/10 virgin 18 year old
>people are always surprised she's with me
>tfw vaginismus
>tfw years later I'm almost a 25 yo virgin despite doing everything else imaginable sexually
Still conflicted if I'm sad i missed out on sex with her, or if I'm happy i didn't lose my virginity to somebody who broke my heart

>>35039430
Why didn't you have sex with her?
>happy i didn't lose my virginity to somebody who broke my heart
That's kinda dumb anon, it's very unlikely that your first relationship will work out in the long run

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>>35029981
>be 14
>group of 3 girls tell me to be around them
>we talk
>next day I went to give a kiss on cheek to two of those girls
>being the autist that I was I forgot the other girl
>the two girl yell at me because I forgot the other girl
>never talked to them again

After a week I knew that the girl that I didn't give a kiss had a crush on me.

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>>35029932
really don't give a shit