Fembot Thread

ok fembots whats an acceptable peewee size

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>>35027841
7-8 is the best
9+ hurts
5-6 can be ok
-4 is bad

Size matters, it just doesnt matter as much as you think. If you're 5x4.5 or bigger most women wont reject you for your dicksize alone. Any smaller than that and it does become a problem.

im a small girl so when the peen is too long it hurts 4-5 for me thank you

>tfw never going to get a fembot gf because you aren't a chad

>>35027875
How good does 8 full inches feel? Assume girthy.

>>35027808
How the FUCK do they feel better, when a finger hurts?

Hello?

I'd prefer never having sex if it was my choice. It's painful and awkward. I do it to please man, otherwise, prefer to not be sexual most of the time. The bigger the cock the most upsetting the experience, just want it done quick.

>>35027902
You're underestimating yourself fembot. It takes time but you'd be able to accommodate larger.

>>35027808

>you know big dicks feel better


I wouldn't know.

>>35027875
FUCK

well its not like it will ever happen

4x3 penor btw

>>35027938
NOT TRUE. Some can accommodate, but not all.

If you don't finger yourself or use toys, and if you never get pregnant or fuck constantly, chances are you'll remain uncomfortably tight and hate sex.

>>35027965
I know a 5'0 girl who can take 8 inch dicks balls deep no problem, so that's bullshit.

You just need to be stretched out.

>>35027808
It actually hurts. And even when it doesn't, men seem to think big penises automatically means better sex, often forgetting technique, method, and rhythm.

Plus, I wonder if big penises are harder to handle. Since they seem to have trouble managing it.

>>35027979
I know tall girls who can barely stretch it out and barely take larger dicks, so that's bullshit.

>>35027996

Not OP but...

I just like the idea I'm hurting you during sex with my big cock, not even going to lie about it.

>>35027979
Uhh, you realize all females are different, and so are all vaginas, right?

I've been sexually active for 15 fucking years. It has NOT 'stretched' out. One finger is still painful.

Probably vaginismus. Try to stretch that out.

>>35027926

You ever been to a doc to see if you have vaginismus? Because if a finger hurts you probably do.

>>35028014
>t. mad dicklet

>>35027869
I hope those are centimetres.

>>35028033
That's 100% what I think I have, as I mentioned just above your post....

I will go to a gyne soon and talk about it, but what the hell can they do? I won't engage in sex therapy sessions... that sounds terrifying.

>>35028029
see
>>35028033
You're not normal, you have something wrong with you.

>>35028014
You don't know what you're talking about.

>>35028046
they'll probably just cut part of your pussy out.

If they do, can I please have it?

>go to xhamster's "female choice" section
>literally 50% BBC porn

Fucking femanons.

>>35028056
Yea, I know something is wrong. I have an uncomfortably tight cunt and I hate it.

>>35028057
I don't think that will happen.

>>35028077
just inject your vag with novacain

6 inches is perfect for me. Anything bigger hurts.

>>35028091
That would be bizarre. I don't think I want it or anything else to be numb!

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fembots would you fuck my uncut virgin dick because I think it's small and ugly.

>>35028107
well I'm out of Ideas

>>35028109

Why does your dick look like a bottle

>>35028120
because you're supposed to drink from it

>>35027926
Literal same. I don't enjoy sex, just do it to make my partner happy. I mean I do enjoy the intimacy, but the sex itself? Nah.

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I think most girls find anything 7 and up to be a problem or annoying, especially if the guy is doing stuff that isn't just the typical tame in and out ad infinium stuff. Really blown out of proportion meme caused by too much porn watching and the occasional size queen or girl with above average taste to give affirmation to the meme.

I will say that a lot of girls that are sexual people tend to like the appearance of a large cock, as in its just an arousing thing to look at, but the majority find the idea of having sex, especially heated/passionate sex with one frightening.

>>35028154
I've tried discussing it with people, but females are always assuming I'm making it up, or they simply cannot understand it.... guys think it's intriguing, some of them feel really bad for me.

It's a strange thing, I wish I understood how good sex can feel. That is why I enjoy voyeurism... it's hot to know that people CAN enjoy it, it's something I cannot possibly relate to.

>>35028109
Does kinda look weird.

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>tfw I have a pic of her bush

>>35028109
What is your measurement? It doesn't look small.

>>35028107

Just google the treatments. Vaginismus is treatable and not that uncommon.

Go see a doc asap.

>>35028193
Yeah I feel you girl. It's just not for everyone. I am perfectly happy as a person without having sex so it doesn't bother me.

The only time it sucks is when it bothers your partner. I am willing to have sex with someone I love, but if they know I'm not into it then they don't get into it either and I feel like they're unhappy. Feels bad. Why can't I find a qt asexual boyfriend

>>35028243
post the pic of her bush pls

>>35028243
last I measured it was pretty much exactly 5.5 inches

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7x6 yall jelly?

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>>35028343
I want to sniff it

>>35028364
Isn't that average?

>>35028415
nice bush

It is exactly average but I wish it was bigger

>>35027808
no such thing as fembot, leave faggot

>>35028411
thats pretty nice cock

>>35028342
You haven't experienced a real man, that's your problem.

This is why corrective rape exists.

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I just want to be able to make a girl feel good

4" is enough for me, anything above would hurt I think.

>>35028490
thx bb

>>35028557
you'd be surprised

>>35028557
>4" is enough for me, anything above would hurt I think.
Be my gf.

>>35028490
Homosexual.

Homo Homo Homo

>>35028572
>you'd be surprised
I don't want to recount my bad dildo experience again.

>>35028575
I can never tell if you guys are being serious or not when you say these kind of things.

>>35028572
yw

>>35028612
Am i?

>>35028639
>I can never tell if you guys are being serious or not when you say these kind of things.
I am being serious yes.

>>35028643
Desuarchive. MTF MTF MTF MTF MTF MTF MTF

>>35028643
I'll let you sit on it if you show me your boipussy

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>>35028656
Calm your autistic traits please.

>>35028677
oooo, really? :3

>>35028686
If you were borrn as a male, you're a male, man.

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>>35028705
No one cares my dude~
Being cute is all that matters

>>35028723
Mmm true desu, at least you're cute, but still man, would date you tho

>>35028686
yeah of course

>>35028705
you should fuck a trans chick dude, it's pretty amazing. it will change your mind lol

>>35028650
But anon, you barely know anything about me.

Size doesnt matter if you have a shit personality and never make it to that point anyway.

t. 8 inches but terrible personality

>>35028751
Any experiences, faggot?

>>35028723
Goddamit I just thought "true enough" as long as het's cute and he loves me.
I'm spending too much time on this board, time to leave

>>35028639
>I don't want to recount my bad dildo experience again.
a dildo is much different than a cock

also you probably weren't turned on enough, the vag expands during arousal and is pretty accommodating

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>>35028745
Thanks for the compliment.

>>35028751
Where are you from?

>>35028788
That's how it should be though.

>>35028774
obviously, why else would I say it's pretty amazing? the confirmation of a transgirl cumming all over herself as you fuck her is just about the most satisfying things

>>35028826
Dude you're a faggot? Also How to meet some cute traps on r9k?

>>35028805
>a dildo is much different than a cock
Aside from the material, how?

>also you probably weren't turned on enough, the vag expands during arousal and is pretty accommodating
No, I was. Plenty of lube, patience etc. - couldn't do it. The maximum I can go is 3 of my own fingers, and this is when I'm extremely turned on.

>>35028885
lol, just talk to them bro

>>35028815
I'm American where you at?

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>>35028896
I'm from Novosibirsk

>>35028896
I'm from Omsk

>>35028920
Could you please post a pic of you? ;_;

>>35028893
>Aside from the material, how?
well it's attached to a human body and has blood flowing through it for one

I guess you just have a small vagina. I don't know, my ex had a pretty small vagina and she bled our first time having sex. We didn't see each other for a whole summer and it bled again afterwards. But if we had sex consistently it stayed the right size. It might just be something you need to work yourself up to.

>>35028920
maybe some other time then :)

>>35028943
It's so fucking hot making a girl bleed.

You fembots are such dirty sluts, you crave abuse.

>>35028943
>maybe some other time then
Just move to OMsk

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>>35028930
You tried lol

>>35028938
Sure~

>>35028943
Feels bad

>>35028967
Fuck..keep going you're so fucking cute..I'm from Khabarovsk

>>35028967
damn too bad too you're cute, would have been nice to fuck you :)

>>35028943
>well it's attached to a human body and has blood flowing through it for one
How does this affect it? Is the rigidity the same as silicone? What does a boner even feel like?

>But if we had sex consistently it stayed the right size. It might just be something you need to work yourself up to.
Interesting. Guess I should buy a set of training dildos or something. Did it hurt for her?

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>>35029006
Sorry, for next time. Friend wants to go play overwatch or something.

>>35029012
If you live in the eastern united states i visit often.

>>35029015
Flex your biceps and squeeze it, that's very close to what a dick is like when hard.

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>>35028967
You're back, Chara-sama.

>>35029015
>How does this affect it?
I mean I guess it would be warmer, and your dick can change size. Like when I' about to cum or cumming is usually when you reach peak hardness. honestly I don't know cause I've only ever had one in my hand lol, but most girls have told me that real dick is better than silicone for a variety of reasons, so I'm sure it's different.

>Did it hurt for her?
I think there was maybe a little bit of discomfort at first, but I wouldn't say it hurt

>>35029036
Plsease!!! A last pic for me Ill get sad :(

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>>35029061
Not for much longer, how are you? /who

>>35029112
I had a little extra time for you.
cosplay pic

>>35029144
I live in the Pennsylvania actually :O

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>>35029190
I go to chicago a lot.

>>35029144
>tfw no trap to throatfuck

feels bad man.

>>35029282
bruh that aint the east coast lol, but i mean if I'm ever in russia i'll let you know so I can get at that ass bb ;)

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>>35029293
I wish

>>35029350
I meant the eastern time zone, sorry united states is confusing for me.

>>35029371
You're into that huh?

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>implying i'd stick my dick in some "fembot"

I have more self respect then that, to be honest.

>>35029397
bruh why is your dick so straight lol, looks like a god damn pencil

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>>35029393
Of course, im into quite a lot of degenerate things.

>>35029397
ooo nice cock

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>>35029397
>toothbrush bristles touching shower floor

>>35029412
>im into quite a lot of degenerate things.

Satisfy my curiosity. I've always wanted to treat a trap like a worthless slut.

>>35029397

This guy >>35029416 is right, you're disgusting my man.

T

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>>35029416
I didn't even notice that, what the fuck.
Who even brings the tooth brush in the shower at all.

>>35028109
Your dick is beautiful anon and so are you

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>>35029410
My dick being uncut alone, should give that away. I'm just superior compared to you in every way.

>>35027808
>tfw 3 inch dicklet
How am i supposed to pleasure a woman with the thing I'm supposed to pleasure her with is worthless

Can you people fuck off already with these fembot threads?

How many times do you need to hear that fembots do not exist? Are you stupid or simply enjoying baiting?

>>35029440
Do you have athlete's foot on your gums?

>>35029440
dude my dick was much bigger than yours calm yourself lol

>>35028920
>>35029006

What the fuck are you Mongols doing here, first time i have seen more than one East Russian in one place.

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>>35028490
>>35028723
>>35028815
>>35028920
>>35028967
>>35029371

I'm not the anon who went "homo homo homo" on you but let's get one thing straight (kek).

If you have a Y-chromosome and like dicks in and around you, you are gay.

It would be one thing if you were a crossdresser who was still attracted to women and preferred to sleep with them, but you're not. You like dick and want heaps of it.

You are a MtF and that's fine, but don't go calling yourself straight if you like dick.

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>>35029460
Sure it is, son.

>>35029416
It's for cleaning you sperg

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>>35029432
I gotta go now, next time.

>>35029440
why is your tooth brush on the floor this must be answered for.

>>35029464
I never once said that, but feel free to autism post when-ever you like.

>>35028411
>that
>7 inches

maybe 7 cm

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>>35029491
>why is your tooth brush on the floor this must be answered for.

It's an old one, haven't thrown it out.

>>35029488
cleaning a shower with toothpaste and a toothbrush? seems like it would take forever

>>35029474

inmeplz

>tfw 7in, but will probably never get to use it again
that was just the last time I measured though, fat may have made it slightly smaller

>>35029450
if they trigger you then filter them
>implying you don't enjoy bitching about them

>>35029474
>>35028411
yeah by a lot too lol

>>35029580

why should someone follow a thread where a woman pretends to be a robot?

>>35028040
kek very original

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>>35027808
>tfw robots constantly say that you shouldn't fuck lolis because whores with big vaginas have bullied them into pretending it isn't important

Search your heart robots, you know tight vag feels better.

>>35029763
Fembots, does your roastie actually look this loose?

>>35029798

all those years of BBC and Chad's huge dick, I say 99% have a loose vag like that

>>35029763
>you know tight vag feels better
How should I know that?

I know a size queen, she broke up with her last boyfriend because he was small, and he wouldn't call her pretty. I'm amazed he got that far but I guess she was desperate

>>35029763

It looks like it has a tongue hanging out on the lower section almost like it's panting from exhaustion...

I've never had sex but my vagina seems really small and I doubt a big dick would fit, so I am fine with a small dick

>tfw came to incest porn
I need to get off this board, it's corrupting me.

Well, I don't know what big dick feels like and I don't intend to fuck my life and principles up just to have an extra inch of cock stuffed up my quim.
Whether it's better or not is immaterial.
Look at the Enchiridion of Epictetus or the Dharma Buddhist writings on acceptance of circumstances- all dicks should be, must be, the right dicks.

>>35030991
just wait until you are really horny and have a bf

>>35031140
I had a boyfriend in highschool who tried to have sex with me but it didn't fit.

Now I am too scared to even consider being in a relationship because I know it will come down to sex eventually and I'm scared of it hurting or not being able to do it again.

>>35031188
bullshite you can always tear vulva apart by yourself

>>35031188
Post contact, girl..

I'm 6*5, so pretty average I think (?) and I can't always fuck my wife as deep as I'd like because her cervix is usually shallow; especially after she has a few orgasms. She showed me a pic of her ex's dick once and it was pretty damn small, but she was with him for eight years and had a mostly healthy sex life with him. Y'all shouldn't worry to much. There's pussy for every dick.

>>35031240
That sounds fucking horrifying I don't wanna tear anything on my vagina that would hurt?

>>35031109
That sounds stupid. You get one chance at life, why learn religious coping mechanisms to deal with the trauma of forcing yourself to stick with things you don't actually like, like an ugly or small dicked boyfriend? You'll be unhappy forever and tell yourself "i-it's i-immaterial..."

>>35031336
sorry i mean hymen
probably your bf couldn't tear hymen down

I had sex with two guys in my life.
I must say that I enjoyed the one with the bigger penis more, but just for a reason that was nothing about it: He had a better foreplay.
Sex was just different.
The guy with the smaller penis was fast, like..you know the viseos about bunnies? Like that.
The guy with the bigger penis was actually more slow, a different kind of sex..but I enjoyed both in different ways.

Stop it with these stupid fucking threads
Nobody cares if you are a fembot
When you say you are a fembot it equates to screaming at the top of your lungs "I'M A GURRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLL PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BECAUSE I'M QUIRKY AND SPECIALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDDD" in a heavily crowded public area
You sound like an attention whore who is too much of a dumbass to know what anonymity means
You can do literally anything, be literally anyone
But no
You would rather flaunt the fact that you are a woman to try and get beta orbiters to justify your existence instead of doing something productive or original
Just fucking stop
You arent special because you have meat flaps and make babies
You are just disappointing

>>35028686
Dat boxbox emoji

>>35031188
I remember trying to have sex with my first gf. Didn't work. I think I accidentally stuck it in her peephole or something, she said it hurt. Never was able to properly fuck her

Then a week after we broke up, some other guy took advantage of her. So he was able to but I couldnt. Said she was 'healing' for like a week

>>35028723
Stop posting Riven

>>35031490
I made the emoji's for BRNA, actually.

>>35031513
I'll post what-ever i want faggot.

>>35031338
>You'll be unhappy forever
I'm actually very happy.
Maybe I'm being a bitch for assuming you won't find happiness on your eternal search to stretch out pieces of yourself.

>>35031568
m-more photos pls pls pls, fuck I think I fell for you..

>>35031589
I never said I'm doing anything like that, but your talk of immaterialism and your principles is silly, "all dicks must be the right dicks." No, some guys are just trash and not sexually attractive, it's very silly to have an attitude like that.

>>35031188
You can always prep yourself for those type of things. Use your fingers to stretch and then toys. Eventually it will be able to fit.

>>35031618
Photos of what, and why?
s s s s

>>35031759
Of you! Because you're really cute..

>>35031109
I don't claim to be an expert on Stoicism (I've never actually read Epictetus, but I'm not sure that Marcus Aurelius, Seneca, and Socrates would agree with the sentiment that all dicks must be the right dicks.

What happens if I have a small 13 y/o boy dick?
Any girls into legit shota dicks? Like it's not more girthy than long, it's not a chode.

Like it's a regular sized dick but just sized down you know. Aspect ratio is good but it's just small.

>>35031802
Yes, some girls are into that, but they're very rare

>>35029397
get a fucking shelf you freak

>>35031802
Shit lad how old are you originally

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>>35031949
20.

>tfw if I ever get with a girl she will laugh at my literal boydick that won't please her at all

>>35027869
5-6 can be ok

5 inches =
12.7 centimeters

WAT? that's tiny, I would have thought 6 was on the small side. as a 6.8

>>35028062
Xhamster is for roasties, look at the comment sections on bbc's and its all black men anyway. look at female choice on pornhub and its literally 0 niggers.

>>35031969
Aww poor guy :'-(

Well there's nothing left to lose now, may as well start jelqing. There will be irreparable damage but you may gain an inch or two.

>>35031997
You sound like a girl. Maybe you can help out the poor anon (^:

>>35031971

5.2 is average in the US, you're probably not measuring right.

>>35029434
Productive people brush their teeth in the shower, but I wouldn't expect anyone on r9k to know about productivity, or even hygiene in general

>>35031971
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63N6Z_NDM-E

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>>35032066
nigga hol up I brush my teeth twice a day and I'm always clean shaven with a nice haircut. don't generalize people on here it's really mean and hurtful

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>>35031475
Run along little beta, I saw a frog posting thread that might be more suited to your interests.
/r9k/ has a female population and they aren't going anywhere no matter how hard you cry :)

>>35032066
>leaves his toothbrush and tube of toothpaste on the shower floor
>hygienic
lel

>>35028411

7x6

Mhmm,
Looks more like a 5.5x6

>>35032049
I am a girl (female) but I only like 6"-8" peen a legit shota would creep me out t b h

>>35032146
Contact?

IIIIIAIAIAIAIA

>>35032146
this answer is right.
being in for shota penis is essentially is being a fucking pedo.
Fuck pedos
I also like hairy pussies more than shaved ones DEBATE ME :^)

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>>35032191
>tfw no loli gf who wants my shota dick

Fugg

>>35032146
That's mean anon. You can't even make a small sacrifice to make that poor poster happy?

>>35032222
In the end she will eventually grow up and will have disdain for your little shota """penis"""

What do fembots think about balls? Do you like them big? Shaved or trimmed? Tight or low hanging

>>35032272
Well in the end I'd no longer be a robot so..

hashtag w o r t h i t

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>>35032222
>quads
At least your e-peen is huge

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What's better: fun size real cock? Or respectable sized dildo?

>>35032275
They like it levitating

>>35032311
>those stretch marks
>that shrivelled dick
holy fuck that is a horrifying picture
people this ugly should not be having sex

Let's be truthfully honest, it's not only size that's the issue, it's the color. Women can never feel pleasure unless they're getting fucked by a black man with a BBC. A 4-inch black dick is better than an 8-inch white dick.

A woman could never feel pleasure from a dick smaller than 8 inches if she masturbates or uses a dildo. It's impossible, a tiny white dick just hurts and is boring.

>>35032062
Nah I'm measuring correctly (I think, from the top, right?).
I guess porn fucks with people's expectations.
only fucked 5 girls in my life, 3 of which were virgins, and they didn't look too impressed.
Funny enough the tightest one I fucked was not a virgin and it was really difficult to fit in and I could see that it hurt some, But I think she's abnormally tight. (after a while I think she decided that sucking me was better for her and most of the time went for that).

>>35032186
Not here to contactfag sorry

>>35032191
Then you'd like this vagoo I keep it au naturale lol but agreed shota dick obsession = potential pedophile

>>35032240
Desu I know girls who like short skinny boys so a shota dick won't make someone incel if they actually try to get laid

>>35032374
>truthfully honest

I always say size doesn't matter, but desu honest I never had a dick less than 8inch. So what do I know.

are there any sf bay area fembots who enjoy rotisserie chicken?

>>35032387
>Then you'd like this vagoo I keep it au naturale lol
Noice
Would you mind posting it for us? I'm always the fan of natural looking things.

buying exactly 1(one) gf

>>35032416
samson if you start lifting ill be your gf

I am a size queen. It's insensitive and potentially inflammatory to come right out and say it normally, but this is 4chan. Big dicks rock! Big dicks are definitely preferable to a small one.
While I'm at it, musculature is important and so are fighting skills.
It would make a lot of guys embarrassed and it would open me up to attacks from scandamongering women if I said these things openly.

>>35032387
>Desu I know girls who like short skinny boys so a shota dick won't make someone incel if they actually try to get laid

What if I'm a 6'2 skinny boy. Also give their contacts :3

>>35032458
does lifting skewers of chicken count?

> have a 5.5-6 inch dick
>not circumcised

JUST

Women hate uncut dicks. If your dick is smaller than 7 inches and it's uncut, a woman will never love you. You have to be Chad AND have the perfect dick AND be good at sex. IF you aren't Chad and don't have a good dick, then a woman will never respect you and will leave you because you're garbage. That's just how it is.

>>35032475
No you have to get ripped

>>35032504
never mind then, I seriously doubt that's achievable for me at this point

>>35032492
Good try cutfag

>>35031971
It's average my dude

>>35032066
Nice try.

>>35032530

I'm uncut though

>>35032439
No I'm not posting a pic of my pussy on this board lol that wouldn't be wise and you know that. For reference it's a lot like >>35028415 in terms of color and length

>>35032474
>6'2"

Hello this is obviously a plus tall shota >>>> short shota

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>>35032600
Well then where the fuck are you tall skinny shota loving girls damnit.

>>35032600
>No I'm not posting a pic of my pussy on this board lol that wouldn't be wise and you know that. For reference it's a lot like >>35028415 in terms of color and length
Oh ok that works too. keep it natural anyway

>>35032600
SHUT UT FATTY CUNT

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I'm totally demotivated to live now. I went one month without cumming because I was being a cock slave and was forbidden to cum. Felt great but orgasm came and now I feel bad.

Hey any chads here wanna play video games and watch anime with me?

>>35032600
Contact of your friends or you? I'm a 5'8 manlet.

>>35032819
Depends on what vidya and anime desu

>Size doesnt matter its about how you use it!
>Height doesnt matter its about confidence!

*Dates a 6'3" guy with a 7 inch cock*

Every time.

>>35032471
I knew it was true. I figured if I never heard it or saw it, I could go on half believing it wasn't true, but deep down I knew

>>35027869
tfw best size

>>35032639
They're out there buddy just keep looking and you'll find at least one guaranteed

>>35032702
Thnx bby I will

>>35032740
Shut up sperg

>>35032837
I'm not just gonna give out my friends' contacts Willy-Nilly only one other girl I know browses 4chin and she's not into short guys sorry -_-

>>35032819
I second this

>>35032416
it is seriously delicious chicken too, and we also cook potatoes in the drippings which we serve with rosemary salt

>>35033008
FATTY NERD SHUT UP AND GETT OFF MY BOARD ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>tfw a virgin girl with super tight vag thinks your little 4 inch peen is huge.

for once i dont feel humiliated, thank you god

>>35032819
Ayyo bitch wanna play some Call of Duty Advanced Warfare. I only watch dragon ball idk else abut anime. Call me ;)

>>35033056
Sure I'm in :) But I'm not really good at COD so you can take the controller if I start dying a lot

Post contact Chad

I dont want to be a party pooper but,

The number of male gamets are decreassing very fast, down to 50% in the last century, the feminisation of the man is a real thing as less testosterone is created and more oestrogen is accumulating. This is due to the high concentration of female hormones in waters (about 90 nanograms/L). Which means newborn men will see a decrease in their phallus size.

No but for real I know youre looking for self esteem on your social issues approaching girls, but sex isnt like when you jerk off on porn, me and my friends all agree on 4.5-7MAX , if you would like to fuck women with 8+ prefferences find a granny hoe.

>>35028125
Underadiated boast

>>35027869
Fuck off you cat abuser

>>35033056
You just got baited by a gaybot "chad". Hope you enjoy pegging.

>>35032887
Honesty dont have much in the way of multiplayers, but I do have Rust and Ark.

Also for anime I just started Konosuba.

>>35032374
You're a dummy anon. Search your heart and know inside that it's a fact.

>>35033244
Ayyoooo
>>35033596
Ayyyyoooooo bring me boi pussi :DDD

>>35033687
Oh sorry thought you were a straight guy nvm

>>35033244

>>35033687
Stop acting like a bundle of sticks.

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Can someone tell me what a "Chad" is?

>>35033797
Slang for the corn husks you sometimes find in your shit.

>>35033797
A guy named Chad. What's not to get?

>>35033759
I'm just a memeing. I would love to play video games with you but there is no chad in here.
>>35033763
;_;

>>35033050
A-are you talking about a girl in this thread?

>>35033821
Why do kids these days keep making up new words? It's like when someone was calling me a "thot" in league.
>>35033938
Show me a guy named Chad please.

>>35033797
An African country

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>Search your heart fembots, you know big dicks feel better.

I have literally never seen a penis ;~:

how do i get a qtpie bf?

pic related is me

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>>35033797
term for popular guys that are successful i think

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>>35027808
Gonna need girl input/advice on this.
>talk to bpd fembot on skype for a month
>talk on most days usually for 1-2 hours sometimes more
>really clingy
>had a breakup in october and talks about it a lot (apparently her ex lives really far away though)
>has episodes where she accuses me of "having ulterior motives" and how I'm "out to get her"
>for a month she said she didn't want to see what I looked like because she was "afraid of getting too attached"
>one day we talk about shaving for some reason and she tells me she wants to see me shave
>is actually serious about it and wants me to stream myself shaving on skype
>do it and all seems to be well, she's amused by it and generally upbeat
>watch a movie later that day on rabbit
>after the movie ends she starts sobbing and says she feels guilty for thinking I'm handsome, and for thinking of stuff like holding hands because she already did it with someone else
>hangs up and says things like I wasn't awkward and autistic enough on camera and now she thinks "this isn't the first time I've seduced a girl on the internet"
>not sure if I should laugh or cry at this point, never thought a girl would complain that I'm not beta enough
>calms down and goes to sleep eventually, but the next day she follows up on it and says she feels like she's cheating on her ex with me
>says I would leave her if we dated because I'm a khv and I'd want to "experience other girls" eventually
>calms down before going to bed again

What do I do in this situation? Is she actually attracted to me? I'm getting so many mixed signals.
I've never had a crush on anyone and I was genuinely okay with becoming a wizard before meeting her, but now I think I'm falling in love for the first time. I feel like she still loves her ex though, and I'm just some replacement and affectionate behavior toward me is just the result of a rebound.

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>>35034139
Just get one off this board wewlad.

>>35034139
Type in dick into google and Bam there you go.
>>35034164
>term for popular guys that are successful i think
I was starting to think that. You think most robots would want to stop being robots and get their shit together.

>>35034139
You look alright. Like a slightly more masculine version of my wife. I'd fuck you

>>35034139
Any contact? Just talk and we'll see..

>>35034202
>bpd
She is without a doubt fucking with you and will probably try to make you kill yourself for fun.

>>35034211
why would i e-date a robot lol

>>35034202
she crazy lmao, probably has no self esteem , clingy af,the relationship will only drain you.

>>35034245
>get their shit together

The thing is though that most 'chads' never had to get their shit together. They were born into easy mode

>>35034202
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!??! MOTHERFUCKER DON'T FALL IN LOVE WITH ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GETT OFF GETT OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEV

>>35034287
>>35034303
I know she's crazy and has no self esteem I came here for advice not memes
>>35034317
I can't help it anon. I thought I was better than this but apparently I'm a pathetic beta after all

>>35034202
>bpd

Bi polar?? It sounds like she's in a depressive state. She's looking for an emotional rebound. Once she hits her manic state she'll fuck the most attractive guy she can find not even memeing.

t. bi-polar robot

>>35034303
May I ask your age?

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>>35034245
*never seen one irl

>>35034267
do i look masculine?
t-thx i guess.

>>35034268
kik is Naes15_
or Naes_15, i forget

>>35034346
bad idea to date

>>35034400
I don't use kik...maybe some g-mail or skype will be ok to talk

>>35034385
>bpd
Borderline personality disorder

orignainrlinf

>>35034304
Well life is shitty and not fair mate. But just whining about it will not change anything. That's basic as fuck thinking but what most robots want to hear that everyone is equal but they are not.

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>>35034139
>>35034303
>why would i e-date a robot lol
>>35034268
>>35034400

What did (s)he mean by this?

>>35034400
Not so much in general, ya just look like a more masculine version of her. Share deets and we'll swing

>>35034385
I think he meant borderline personality disorder from what he described.

>>35034424
>>35034346
Is she at least cute? Post a pic of her

>>35034385
>bi-polar?
Borderline
>>35034400
>bad idea to date
You think I haven't heard that one before? I'm lowkey insane too so whatever. Only normies think a relationship will "drain you". I already have no life so it's not like it's going to be tiring to give her attention 24/7
also your skype wouldn't happen to be lowfunctioning would it?
>>35034465
She's very cute. Not gonna post a pic tho

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>>35034245
chads have been some of the better people ive known

i think its a bit of a meme at this point

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>>35033008

>Only likes massive dicks
>Wants to talk to Chads on r9k

the fresh smell of bait

>people think BPD is cute
It's not guys. Don't go after people with BPD. You can't fix them. They have to help themselves.

>>35029488
why is the toothpaste with it then, hmm??

>>35034521
>She's very cute. Not gonna post a pic tho
Describe what she looks like then
Also what kinda stuff do you two do?

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is this an ok pic?

>>35034396
18

>>35034422
sam.the16
or samthe.16, i forget

>>35034442
:^)

>>35034448
i see

>>35034521
that isnt my skype
dating her is bad idea dude

>>35027869
I don't care if it hurts not like I will ever talk to you again anyways.

>>35034544
Well duh anon. We all know it's bait.
>>35034522
I think most robots should stop wasting their time hating chads and try to find ways to better themselves.

>fembot thread
>filled with dick pics
rly makes u think

>>35034584
Mmm yes pretty cute desu

>>35034400
>do i look masculine?
I thought you were male when I saw your pictures, so yes

>>35034584
Added

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaree

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So are there anons here in Stuttgart ? I'm a frog doing in internship there and someone to show me around town would be noice. There's also a yakiniku restaurant I'd like to try but I'm too much of a sperg to go eat there alone.
I'm a guy by the way but I don't care if you're a robot or a fembot, just looking for someone to at least kill time.

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>>35034626
thx

>>35034635
fucking rip

>>35034652
cool
i basically never use skype tho

>>35034202
What's her name, anon?

I know at least 4 girls that are like this.

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>>35034552
>tfw in love with a girl with bpd among other things
I know it's hopeless, she barely aknowleges my existence anways

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>>35034617
>most guys on 4chan need a reason to not post their dicks

>>35034703
>i basically never use skype tho

but What do you use then?

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>"fembot"
I'll post this until you all finally get it.

>women can get sex 5 seconds after leaving the house, which means they cannot be robots

Fucking saged.

>>35034773
This desu but it's hard to tell to desperate males the truth

>>35034544
>massive dicks

6" - 8" is not massive lol that's average all the way. I took a 10" dick once, I was walking side to side for the rest of the day lol now that was massive.

>>35033008

m-my penis is 6.9 inches long but if i stick the ruler in hard it can be 7.3 inches long. am i too small? :(

>>35034814
A penis in vagina is not the same experience as a penis in your boipuccy.

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>>35034773
>he thinks sex is the solution to all his problems

The best dick is the one attached to someone you love but I'd never love anyone with a dick smaller than seven inches so that helps.

>>35034584
>crusty white tongue
>retarded eye brows
disgusting

>>35034773
Why do you think sex is the endgame?
>>35034814
>I took a 10" dick once
This sounds like bait.

>>35034846
You're a tranny. You can't experience love, you don't know what it is.

>>35034843
That's not the point. They don't get to come here if they're not robots. And females can't be robots

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>>35034755
discord
(This is my go at being a reverse trap, am I doing ok?)

>>35034552
I didn't say the bpd was cute about her. Everything else is
>>35034566
Not sure why you're so interested but whatever.
She's a 5' thicc asian girl and we don't really have much in common besides /r9k/. She's a weeaboo but I can't stand anime and she also dislikes most of the music I like. Being on this godforsaken board for years has made it so our sense of humor is really compatible though and I feel like I can jus bee myself around her. We talk about our lives, normies, memes, browse /r9k/ together and watch movies. It may sound boring but I think it's comfy.
The beta feels I see posted around here kinda make sense now, hearing her voice unironically makes my breathing change and I feel physically different when I think about her.
>>35034735
It starts with C

>>35034889
you are cute. here i want to cuddle you so much.

>>35034889
post user then lel. I spend my days there

>tfw my dick is puny 6 inches :'(
so no girl ever wants me

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>>35034887
/soc9k/ is the future
I, for one welcome our fembot overlords

>>35034863
>this sounds like bait
>le nothing ever happens meme

W/e tripfag I was in a sorority in college and we would have mixers with the various athletic clubs.
>inb4 blacked
Nope not a fan but let me tell you rugby and water polo athletes are well hung lol

>>35034935
>being a thirsty beta cuck
You suprise nobody.

>>35034889
>>35034584
>tfw really into girls who aren't conventionally feminine and have short dark hair, but was too late to the thread and she has 10 orbiters now

>>35034900
Youre in luck, I dont know any asian bpd girls that start with C. I think you should listen to this vocaroo a girl made and use some of her advice for dealing with your girl. It's relevant to you i think.
Skip to around 48 secs in.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EsP3wyvtJ8

>>35034584

You are a man with make-up on, right?

You have a long nose, prominent brow and thin lips. You look like a boy.

I'm assuming you're going for the trans look and you might be able to achieve that with a few plastic surgeries. Maybe.

>>35034972
Most of robots are completely assholes. I am the only exception.

>>35034967
It's just a 10 inch dick is super rare. Are you sure they guy don't lie to you? I know I can pass my dick off as 9 inches easy.

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>>35034916
just invite to a server
airhorn#9630
>>35034972
It's ok anon, the more the merrier <3

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>>35034971
They're more fun to talk to than angry misogynistic spergs.

>35035082
>soggy knee
No, you don't get a (You) for that.

>>35035037
>are you sure

I measured it with a tape measurer before we got started. 10" base to tip. Sure felt like it too lol

>claims to have 9" penis
Yeah I'll fucking believe it when I see it you tripfags are all the same. You'll say anything for a (you)

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>>35035011
fucking rip
no my hair is short because I cut it when I thought I was a dyke (I'm not) and had a gf. Growing it out now

>>35035069
>airhorn#9630
nothing

>>35035124
I don't say I was 9 inches. I said I could pass it off as a 9. Read ya dummy. I used to say I was 9 all the time when I was younger. Guess it's just a black thing and girls believe ya.

>>35034635
I've talked to him on omegle, this is a transsexual
it has a dick

>>35035163

This is an honest question with no ill intent behind it and I'd like a yes or a no as an answer:

Were you born a man?

>>35035008
This roastie sounds very redpilled.
She basically said "be alpha" which is what she's into as well, but the problem is I'm a beta khv so not sure how to accomplish this.

>>35035201
So they have seen a dick in real life!

>>35035201
4sure? Dude remember bros before hoes or traps, tell the truth

>>35035239
Self help books can help you out.

>>35035242
He's been there for a few years, didn't always look this girly

>>35035172
>guess it's just a black thing

Lol it must be black thing to be bad at math and such

>>35035069
>the more the merrier
I refuse to orbit you even though you match my ideal girl aesthetic 100%, because you're an attentionwhore and I have enough dignity to just fap and cry myself to sleep tonight
HAH! Take that roastie

>>35035306
Why are you talking about dick so much anyways?

>>35035269
SO basically he's a virgin faggot, mtf maybe. reeeeee
>>35035308
see
>>35035201

>>35035335
>why are you talking so much about dicks
>thread is full of dick pics

C'mon now buddy use your context clues

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>>35035201
I don't use omegle lol

>>35035209
no

>>35035308
If it makes you feel any better I only attention whore once every few months

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>>35035209
jesus fucking christ just ask that person if he or she is a fucking tranny and has a dick

>>35035362
>I don't use omegle lol
this is a blatant lie, you go around asking everyone if they think you're a tranny or not cuz you worry about passing

>>35035361
Well this thread is about female robots and some random guys just started to their dicks. Also you're telling me if I started to post titties you would post ya titties?

>>35035413
Do I really look like a dude ? D:

>>35035362
Yes that made me feel a lot better
no it didn't and I'm still gonna fap to you and cry because tfw no short haired non degenerate gf who doesn't post on 4chan for attention, what are you gonna do about it

>>35035497
Everyone is a degenerate to a degree.

>>35035428
>posting any genitalia

Not a chance in hell I'm not brain dead

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>>35035497
>what are you going to do about it

Go boyfriend hunting outside

>>35035538
Breasts are not genitalia ya dummy. They are life giving lumps of fat that babies suck on to live and all men like cuz they make us feel safe and happy.

>>35035654
LEAVE UR FUCKING CONTACT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


God I'm so lonely..

>>35035654
>going outside
That's a good way to get cooties.

>>35035671
I did lmao

>>35035685
where? nah hmu me on discord @Pez#6750

>>35035654
Alright I didn't expect that one, you win.
I-I'm still gonna find my qt tomboy waifu here eventually you just wait
It's gonna be tremendous believe me

>>35035664
Go over to the chestlet thread going on right now if you want to see some titties. I've got tits but I'm not dumb enough to post them on a board populated by mentally ill NEET incels

>>35035782
I was just making a point ya bundle of sticks.

>>35032416
I don't think any girl's going to fuck you in exchange for chicken unless they're homeless.