Haha, there's no way guys can be older than 18 and

>>35031637
i'm turning 21 near the end of this year and i'm still a virgin
and a girl
is there something fundamentally fucked here or

>>35031637
There's still hope bros

I didn't lose it until I was 22 but then I started doung steroids and learned style and now I'm pretty slutty. My count is 26-28 depending on what you count. >>35031756

>>35032038
I'm also 5'6" with a 5" dick and my GF is 5'9" and QT

Protip: start out with chubbers for training

29 year old virgin. You'll fear me next year when I get my wizard powers.

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>>35031756
well maybe if you stopped going after the Chaddiest of Chads and had realistic standards you wouldn't be a virgin. You are a fucking retard.

>>35031756
For one, you could stop being fat.

I just noticed the banner says "Congratulations senors", not "Congratulations, seniors"

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>>35031756
So you're too ugly for Chad yet you keep going for him? You realize that at any point in time you could get a loyal qt bf if you lowered your astronomical high standards?

Like right now. Right NOW! You could get one NOW BAM.

But you keep waiting for Chad. Pity.

>>35031637
20 and still alone here

Hahahah it'll happen someday amirite

Hahaha
Haha
Ha

>>35032038
I lost it at 28. I'm 32 now and my count is somewhere in the 100s.

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27 here. feels funny, lol.

>>35031637

Lol we were just joking this whole time. I love women, have a stable relationship with my loving girlfriend of 6 years, own my own home and I work at a law firm.

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21 khv here who's never even tried. And obviously at this rate I'll never even get a gf.

Why is losing virginity an accomplishment?

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10/10 I nearly fell for it

>>35032193
Seems absolutely not funny to me.
19 y.o virgin

>>35031756
Literally all you have to do is walk outside.
It's not comparable.

>>35031637
I lost mine at 19.

Does that make me a wizard?

>>35032325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGTiSgb2uxw
ree

Does sex with animals count, or does it have to be with a human?

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I lost mine at 24.
I had sex 3 years later with a bargain cheap prostitute.

Nobody knows it. Everyone thinks I'm a Chad, who impregnates hordes of women.

>>35031756
just find a desperate robot to fuck

>>35032193
26 here, turning 27 in march. High five my fellow virgin.

>>35031756
>and a girl
You can't call yourself a girl if you still have you're penis now fuck off >>>/soc/

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>>35033514
>you're
Good job, moron.

>>35031637
Does it count if I didn't have any say in the matter? 25 and never done it voluntarily. Never really had much interest in sex or relationships.

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>>35031756
Chat with me on kick

>lost it at 15
>just come he because I got married then cucked and 80% of my income goes to my ex wife and her new black boyfriend
>this place helps me since I can't afford a theopist
>mfw posting this from McDonald's wi-fi because I can't even afford shitty dsl

You guys are just pretending when you say you're still virgins right?

I had sex when I was 16.

>>35032216

As a guy it means your genes are worth for something.

As a girl it doesn't matter because losing your virginity is a choice.

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>>35034954
Fuck Off Original The Second

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>>35034954
DAIT SO NO BAKUDAN

>>35031756
I'm already 24 and a girl and a virgin (unless you count my dog), it isn't that weird.

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>>35035180
Could you please tell us about it?

>>35035248
The only guys that ever ask me out are creepy, haven't really ever been in a relationship.

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>>35034954
This sentence has nothing to do with the image, I have to write this so the robot won't mute me.

>>35035180
>unless you count my dog
pls tell me you're lying

People who get caught up in this are retarded. If being a virgin is your biggest problem, I'd say you're living a pretty good life. And no, being lonely is not the same as being a virgin, being lonely is terrible, but just having sex isn't going to suddenly fix your social life.

>>35035164
It's Daisan no Bakudan.

>>35035368
why? probably most girls you know with a dog have done at least something. I just think of it like masturbating

>>35035298
>(unless you count my dog)
?

>>35035408
post a pic of you and your dog

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>>35031637
Fuck Hollywood.
Their 18 year olds are borderline 25 going on 26.

It's the main reason I get called a kid when I go outside.

26 and closing in wizardry here.

I'd pay someone but I'm too much of a pussy.