When's the last time you talked to a girl?

i told her i fucked a guy in college and she stopped talking to me

>>35149253
A year ago
She ghosted me

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>>35149253
A few seconds ago, it's still going pretty well.

I asked a girl on Tinder if she wanted to be my gf and she said yes.
I don't really know what to do now. I was counting on her saying no.

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>>35149253
last and only message i got from a girl who is not family-

"hi anon!! 'stupid emoji' blablabla can you come to a shift instead of me?"

didn't even answer, the bitch never even said "hi" to me in the 2 months we worked together.

and last time i talked to a girl irl in a social way was when i was like 8 years ago in 6th grade.

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>Can only do small talk to a girl or else i become awkward as fuck and start blushing like an autist
>Only ever talked to girls for school projects; saying hi, bye, how was your day....
>Try having a more interesting conversation with a girl who's really nice.
>Try taking about stuff we have in common.
>We are litterally polar opposites.
>Get stressed out because i feel like i was wasting her time
>Ask her if she's ever been abused. (I don't know what i was thinking, i thought she'd say yes and i could confort her or some shit idfk)
>She says no and starts walking away without even saying goodbye

This was like a month ago.
Fuck me and my life

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Pic related, it was half a year ago

I broke up with her over fucking skype

I now regret it immensely

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this gem was from yesterday

Some girl asked me if I'd rather have my grandmother's name or her hairstyle. I haven't replied.

>>35149685
why did you think she was nice if you had nothing in common?

>>35149650
you shoulda done the shift, just to let her know you give a shit. just showing her you are nice is a great way to getting into more convos, like next time you could ask her to cover for you like she owes you or something. don't be afraid of doing something nice for a girl atleast once. but if it becomes constant thats when theres an issue.

the last time I talked to a girl was January 23rd. I asked her if she remembered some book from when we were younger.

She hasn't answered.

>>35149751
man people just dont appreciate and value the things they have, and always want the things they cant have

>>35149575
F-fuck you Chad ;-;

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>>35150049
>t. cuck
orgiiggininalli

Yesterday but it was class related stuff

All my convos are school related though

An hour ago with my sister

>>35149575
you know shes a fatty when she talks like that

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only truths are being told here

>>35149575
Is this how normies actually talk while in a relationship? Honestly makes me want to be a wizard after all

>>35149253
she just started working here and i spent the whole day training her
she is somewhat qt, 6/10, very shy and probably has some form of anxiety
she doesn't talk much with other coworkers

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In some sort of no-strings-attached social context? Just yesterday.
1 one 1 in a non-smalltalk way? 9 years ago.

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>>35149253
>You trump
>Of course not!

>>35149253
absolutelly savage

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>doing voluntary work at a charity book shop
>everyone who works there is old and i do all the heavy lifting
>in return once all the lifting work is done they leave me alone to sort books
>my manager comes upstairs to where i'm listening to cheeki breeki hardbass on repeat
>anon this is anonette she's going to be helping us out for a couple weeks
>enter 6/10 pretty cute girl
>say 'hi'
>congratulate myself internally on another successful interaction with a normie
>manager: 'she's going to be helping me out on on the till downstairs'
>'ok'
>yes! another conversation successfully completed
>fast forward 3 hours
>it's girls time to go
>she comes upstairs to get her shit
>says 'it was nice to meet you'
>my brain takes this information and takes the general meaning of the phrase as "i'm going now"
>initiated standard goodbye response v1.0
>"ok, goodbye"
>realise that this was not the correct response
>don't know whether to correct myself or just leave it
>hate myself for the rest of the day

>nice to meet you
>ok, bye

wtf was i thinking

>>35152090
Could have been worse.
asdas

>>35149253
>your girlfriend
slutbag

>>35149685
>Sooo uhh......you ever been raped?

10/10 pick-up line anon. Congratulations you autistic fucker. Just expand on her answers, it's not fucking rocket science. Start with something related to the context you are in and expand from that or start with how are you, how was your day or other context indepedent shit and continue from there. If she just says yes and no she's not interested and/or boring so move on. How is this hard?

>>35149860
Is this one of those girls who talks really sexual with you so you assume she's into you, but then you find out she's like that with everyone?

I hate those girls

>>35155072
But lewd talking is fun

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I talked to a fembot in October last year. It was nice and made me feel all warm and fuzzy.

>>35150335
I don't get it
I'm stupid sorry. Can you explain?

>>35150049

>How to be a loser in 2 minutes

>>35149253
Just now. We used to study together about a decade ago and out of the blue she mentioned me on a kikebook stuff this week.
We've been talking for a while and we'll go out this week. She lives real close, so I think I can give her the fugg no probs.

>>35150049
cuck

>>35149685
>ever been raped?
>n-no
>want to?
>no!
>that's the spirit <]:^D

>>35152090
kek

>>35149253
I only talk to the girls behind the counter at Starbucks but I rarely go out so its very rare

>>35149253
The last time I talked to a girl I was into was last summer.

Met her at 6 AM in a hotel, she asked me about the pancakes. Spent the next three hours talking before I had to leave for work, discovered we lived across the country from each other.

Only cool girl in the past 3 years.

>tfw always want to try to say some flirty/suggestive stuff to girls but always stop myself to make sure i'm not a creep
>results in me never saying anything

>>35150049
>Just be a beta orbiter, it'll work out :^)

Seriously?

>kv
>At a party Friday
>Chubby nerd girl I like is there
>Nervously talk to her for like two minutes
>Goes nowhere
>Tough to read, she might be slightly autistic
>Maybe it'll go better next month when I see her....

At least she remembered my name -_-

>>35149751
>I'm so sorry for being nasty to you
What did she do?

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Like 10 minutes ago

Origini

>>35149253
I complemented a girls hair today, she was was working drive-through at mcdonalds and I was getting some chicken nuggets. She said I had a nice attitude. I'm in love.

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Went ok, not sure how it would have went if just invited it over. Sucks that I will have to pay for it.

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>>35157879
2/3 I hate these post rules

>>35157901
3/3 this was a decent convo, rate hate, I might get a date out of it

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>>35157941
Forgot the image barf titties shit fucking bitch count

>>35152090
If she's back the next time, you've got another chance then.

>>35155125
I'm at my prime when talking lewd. Shame I don't ever have anyone to talk with.

>>35157879
>blacked out name
>You matched with Taylor on 2017-02-26

Well done laddy.

>>35149601
kek!

IHateConsensualSex

>>35158043
Talk lewd stuff with me anon

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Why do girls always think I hate them

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>>35158162
You're probably a gay and I'm not a gay so no.

>>35158017
wtf do i say

Rocked my 8 month old daughter ro sleep. Kissed her on the forehead and told her "goodnight sweetie". Feels good man.

>>35149253
aside from my mother and sister, 5 years ago. It went like this
>stupid irrelevant shit
>"oh anon you see...I think I like annie more"
>"annie? that annie? like? as in, what?"
>"yeah...heh"
>"so you've been with her when we were together"
>"yeahhhhhh"
>"so it's over then"?
>"well we can still be friends!"
>MMM

that situation completely fucked me up, cucked by a guy, whatever. I don't care. Cucked by a woman, feels like shit. It was proably my last relationship with a woman ever. Time to die.

>>35158432
Patrick? Was your girl's name Demi?

>>35158459
nah it's anthony

>>35158495
Well don't feel so down then. I know a guy that got cucked by a girl, so you're def not alone. Just don't let it fuck you up so much. You'll get there bud.

>t.thisguy>>35158419

>>35149575
>Allowing her to have a girlfriend

Pretty sure that's the literal, not-a-meme definition of a cuck

>>35157954
>doesn't respond for 2 hours

Anon...

>>35149601
She was joking, just memeing you. Unfortunately this is a thing that normalfags find acceptable. It's fucked.

A have a female roommate and a job that has a lot of qts come in so I talk to girls every day.

If you mean the last time I talked to a girl with the intention of dating and/or sex then October.

>>35150049
Literally are you RPing as a beta orbiter in some kind of post-irony? Because that's almost word for word what one SHOULDN'T DO, as well as how to be a 'nice guy' (not a good fucking thing).

>>35155193
>sent a picture of a dude eating popcorn while a bunch of people are making out around him
>>Love you (me) but that boy is you
>That is false, I have not been to a friends house with friends
>>Correct, so you would not be there in the first place?
>Yes.

i hope that cleared it up

>>35152090
Sometimes these things can be good, anon. You come off as so aloof that many times girls may accidentally mistake it for extremely alpha-level confidence

>>35149575
this is so fucking cringy
stop posting this shit and thinking it makes you cool or something

>>35157185
i forgot how retarded this board is

>>35158568
>implying I don't know she's texting at least 5 other guys on tinder

Or she possibly had shit to do. This is why you're a robot.

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Just now, just 'cause of this thread