>1 week into nofap >constant ache in my fucking balls

>2 weeks into nofap
>my balls shrink and fall off
never fall for the meme bros

If you fap now, its gonna feel amazing anon.

>>35149025

I'm gonna go for at least 100 days. Goal is 6 months.

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>>35148974
>nofap
What are the supposed benefits from this again?
Serious question, I'd like to know.

>>35148974
Did it for a month, made a thread a while ago.
Short version: good one time experience for self learning, never again.

>>35148974
I'm trying to stop fapping too. When you want to fap just exercice like a motherfucker then take a cold shower, that way you'll be too tired to fap

>>35149056

Reabsorbs into your body all the beneficial shit that sperming daily depletes out of you. Changes your brain a little bit too because you quit porn and your brain realizes you're a loser who can't get laid and tries to help you out.

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If anyone's into esoteric shit. It's widely covered in Chinese medicine as well.

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>>35148974
>3 years into nofap
>can fly
Feels good man

>>35149286
>he still can't warp reality

>>35148974
>the benefits of semen retention

There is none. Your body makes billions of sperms a day. Nofap is pseudoscience that has never been able to hold up to the light of scrutiny.

People who say that nofap worked for them are idiots because they don't realize it wasn't that they stopped masturbating, it's that they started doing more productive things to get their mind off their masturbation habit.

>>35149609
>people didn't get more productive because they stopped masturbating, they got more productive because they stopped masturbating
What did anon mean with this

>>35149609

So it worked for them?

>There is none. Your body makes billions of sperms a day. Nofap is pseudoscience that has never been able to hold up to the light of scrutiny.

>MUH WESTERN MEDICINE

25% of Westerners will literally die of cancer, and health epidemics are so absurdly prevalent to be unbelievable. Modern medicine isn't something to look to for truth about healing your body.

>>35149056
Makes you get desperate and hook up with a chubby woman you don't like to use as a fleshlight.

>>35149666
Nice counter argument fagolio, but it doesn't work that way. If you do nothing to improve your life but instead don't fap at all, do you think anything will change? How about if you do all those things that will improve your life but fap just as much, do you think those changes will not occur because your masturbation negates them?

Nofap doesn't work for anybody. Getting your shit together does.

>But masturbation was sapping my cosmic male energy! That's why I couldn't do anything!

Citation needed.

If this was the case how come Chad, who slays a different pussy every night, maybe more, isn't a complete fucking failure? checkmate.

I just wank a couple times a week when I feel distracting discomfort in my prostate and want to get that viscous caustic shit out. Keeps me calm and rational so I don't buy stupid shit and have more money for traveling with bf.

>>35149659
Nice reading comprehension. You don't get more productive because you stop masturbating. It's the opposite way around. If you don't do something else to get your mind off your masturbation addiction you eventually cave.

You become more productive to keep yourself from masturbating, not the other way around.

>>35149056
It's different if you are hooked on masochist/illegal stuff

>>35149056

As has been repeated a million times: masturbation is safe and healthy. Porn is the issue. Try fapping without porn and your life MIGHT improve.

nofap is a meme for retards who can't control their urges.

If you spend all day masturbating like a degenerate, go for it, but don't expect it to do anything more than give you an imaginary sense of self-worth.
It's all a placebo, literally invented by 4chan to fool idiots into thinking it makes your body "re-absorb its magic sperm power" or some shit.

>>35149776

>If this was the case how come Chad, who slays a different pussy every night, maybe more, isn't a complete fucking failure? checkmate.

Sex effects your hormones differently than masturbation.

> If you do nothing to improve your life but instead don't fap at all, do you think anything will change?

Yes, you'll have more minerals like zinc, more protein and fatty acids in your body, and you'll have one less addiction to deal with.

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>>35149012
>3 months into nofap
>balls fall off
>dick fall off
>vagina sprung of where my manhood used to be
>started to grow boobs
>hair grew longer, smoother skin, no more body hair
>a guy is pounding my ass while I type this message

It's true. Don't fall for the NoFap meme.

>>35149846

>invented by 4chan

Didn't realise 4chan predated Taoism and Hindu Vedic texts.

Nofap makes you more easily influenced by marketing, so keep it up, you obedient consumer whores.

>>35149885

Judaism also bans masturbation because of their belief in the life energy of semen. Checkmate atheistards.

>>35149851
>Yes, you'll have more minerals like zinc, more protein and fatty acids in your body, and you'll have one less addiction to deal with.

You do not discharge nearly enough of these minerals during ejaculation for it to make any noticeably difference on your body.

>>35149851
>Sex effects your hormones differently than masturbation.
[CITATION NEEDED]

>Yes, you'll have more minerals like zinc, more protein and fatty acids in your body, and you'll have one less addiction to deal with.
http://answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-

Any addiction to masturbation is your own fault. Stop being a degenerate.

>>35149858
>10 years
>none of this has ever happened to me
Well at least your post might convince some of the fags on here who want to be girls to nofap.

>>35149937

Of course you do. You lose appreciable quantities of zinc, selenium and copper. Also, upon ejaculation, testosterone, serotonin, acetycholine and dopamine are also lowered, prolactin is raised. High levels of prolactin are associated with poor mood, tiredness, and many different health issues.

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>20 years into no fap
>the bogdanoffs have taken me in as their personal apprentice
I have awoken my potential

>>35149154
If this was true then men who have sex with women every day would be lethargic and stupid. But they're not.

>>35149969

>taking what a doctor says seriously

No thanks. Go take your prescribed medicine.

>>35150052

Sex and masturbation are different. .

>>35150073
Not much. And especially when it comes to the release of semen. The premise in this thread is about "semen retention" and if you're ejaculating during sex you're losing semen.

>>35150140

Yeh, it's better to have sex and not ejaculate.

>>35150035
I think one of the Bogs are at a 40+ year nofap.

4 years nofap here, I think I'm starting to feel magical powers well inside me

>>35149969
Nofap faggots utterly BTFO. Literally the only benefit is breaking your pornography addiction.

>>35148974
>>constant ache in my fucking balls
>Jesus Christ, what do I do?

Medschool anon, here: nofap is a meme-- actually, a male not masturbating or having sex can cause him to have serious health problems, and even lead to cancer in some men.

In layman's: your body is literally sending messages to your brain, telling you to take action. If you don't fap or have sex, then you're fucking retarded.

>>35148974
LMAO at the nofap fags waxing poetic about how their "sperm minerals" make them healthier. I hope to god these are just trolls.

try no pmo on a vegan diet. i tried like 2~ years every single day to do no pmo but couldnt go past 30 days. im talking the hardest i could push my body until it collapsed daily

im on day 12 on a vegan diet. i didnt even take it seriously, i took it as a joke, last time i tried to do no fap was over a year ago. i just casually tried it and did it, the worst days on a vegan diet is easier than the easiest day eating dirty meat. not memeing or anything

if ur out of hope try it. you'll also notice that no pmo is easier when you're fasting

>>35150140

No, it has very different effects on you. Your brain treats sex and masturbation differently because it knows one is used for procreation and the other for degenerate self-pleasure.

>>35152227
So I'm guessing you're nofap? If semen retention is so great then why are you still a dweeb posting on /r9k/?

>>35152135
When I don't wank, I waste too much time looking for dicks to suck instead of studying.

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>nofap for a decade
>capable of teleporting to any location in the universe

>>35152426
>have never fapped

am God

I find it funny that these STEM autists gets so fucking triggered when esotericism gets discussed, but believe in Chinese medicine tier "semen retention charges the soul" crap.

You guys are honestly the bile of the Earth.

Is there an "optimal" number of days to wait to maximize your cumload?

>>35153212
About four has been working for me. Too long and it breaks down/drains and gets watery again.

>>35152227
Still didn't address semen retention. Quit dodging.