Tfw no robot to worship me and buy me games

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just bought risk of rain. for myself. i'm never even gonna play it.

eat shit.

who are we kidding i'm sure someone itt will buy it for you.

is that you in the pic?

orgsnbcnjdv

>>35149127
Ain't buying games for you because I am not a fucking orbiter, but I have a lot of things to offer. I could make you happy easily(amonh many others)

What do you think?

Yes, it is too much to ask you stupid fucking whore. If you had any sense you'd torrent it like anyone else when they can't afford a game. It's not fucking hard you goddamn moron.

>>35149238
is this an attempt to be alpha? lol
why would you ever even want to date the type of girl that looks for beta orbiters?

>>35149127
You're subhuman and your only value is that you have a vagina :)

>>35149265
Im not an apha but I am good man. So basically what I am saying its that I could care of this girl in all aspects. I'm prepared for the life desu.

Risk of rain is gud game, I played it for a week straight when I had no internet.

>>35149127
>thepiratebay . org/torrent/11344971/Risk_of_Rain_v1.2.2

There now show boobs

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>>35149200
Hope you have fun with it anon
>>35149236
No it is my dog
>>35149238
Maybe you could easy it on the foul language and try again?
>>35149250
Please at least try and be nice
>>35149280
I don't even have one of those, just got a female friend to record herself begging for the game
>>35149281
That's sweet anon
>>35149284
Yeah it looks really fun, played a bit of nuclear throne and a lot of issac and i thought it'd be nice to give it a go
>>35149306
I appreciate the thought anon, I'm low enough to beg for games but i'd rather not pirate.

>>35149358

>That's sweet anon

Will you give me an opportunity? And sorry for that "foul language"...

>>35149358
I have over 600hrs on issac, it's a real problem

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>>35149127
I love your cute voice, I would like to buy it for you.

>>35149127
I got you covered. Link your steam.
Do you want any other games while i'm at it? I got 80$ in my steam wallet from selling useless junk

>>35149358
k what is your steam

>It's another "Roastie goes to r9k to find orbiters to buy her things" epsode
nice nice

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Sorry Roastie you picked the wrong day to beg for free stuff.

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>>35149469
<3
>>35149408
No, I have a girlfriend but it'd be nice to be friends, you seem like a sweet guy
>>35149436
Wow, that's impressive anon, I played for about 60 hours I think
>>35149450
>>35149465
>>35149466
Thank you kind anons, if you like we could also chat for a bit
http://steamcommunity.com/id/qttpatootie/

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>>35149127
FUCKING 3DPD GO GET A JOB THE GAME IS QUITE CHEAP YOU SUBHUMAN UNDERAGE CUNT

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>tfw no bf to buy me some clothes, games and candy

is this a begging thread?

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>>35149127
Yes,asking for another person`s labor and love,just because you have a sleazy axe wound is not ok. Now get out. A waifu is worth more than you.

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GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU GODDAMN ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>orbiting some faggot pretending to be a girl

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>>35149560
Get out roastie toastie
>>35149569
>>35149562
I thought I already said I wasn't a roastie, just have a friend with one to record the voice for me

>>35149513
>it's a guy
Nevermind

>>35149513
i used to have you added a couple years ago and we used to play tf2 together so get the FUCK out duskrunner

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>>35149587
You made me laugh, that's pretty good anon, i appreciate it thoroughly
>>35149602
A very cute guy with a nice butt
>>35149620
Haven't played tf2 in years, at least not seriously, sold all my unusual's to buy me and some friends video games

Begone dirty whores. Begone.

>>35149450
I will find where you live and smash your face up if you do that

>>35149127
Show tits with timestamp and the monitor behind with the thread open and I MIGHT buy it for you.

>>35149127
SHARPIE IN THE POPOHOLE
YOU KNOW THE RULES!
MASTURBATORY ORIGINALE

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>>35149513
>it'd be nice to be friends

Sure. But only if you look like my pic related, nothing personal, it's just that most of my female friends are nice looking.

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Hello Robots.

The time for this shilling and degeneracy has come to an end.

It is Day Two of our campaign to save /r9k/, and I'd say it's going well, if I could say so myself.
Females have no rights to post on this board, and it shall remain like this forever.

>Ignore female threads.
>Do not reply to female posts.
>Shun female posters.

Women will never realize the struggles of the true robot, the one rejected by society, unwanted by all, ignored by each and every person in the outside world.

Women are PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY incapable of feeling this emotion because they are pampered and loved by society. They cannot suffer as much as we do on a daily basis, yet they make it seem like their problems are so important.

They bask in attention, stating how they have "no bf", but have the ability to spread their legs and have hundreds and hundreds of men lining up.

The time for this has come to an end.

We shall cleanse /r9k/ of this scum.


>Destroy female threads.
>Shitpost female posts.
>Shun female posters.
This board, is our only safe haven in this world.

Society has rejected us, normies have rejected us, everyone has turned their side to us when we need them the most.

Now, they have come here to turn our board into normalfag central. They're here to degenerate it and turn it into /reddit/.

We will NOT stand for this.
>Resist.
>Protect.
>Shitpost.


WHORES BEGONE.
REEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'll buy you a DLC pack of your choice if you say the words in the following picture.

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T
EM

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YOU COME HERE FOR ATTENTION-WHORING, WHEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SPREAD YOUR LEGS AND 1000S OF MEN WILL LINE UP TO BUY YOU A FUCKING HOUSE.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35149127
I could easily buy to 100 hundred copies.
To bad you're not my gf though.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE TO OUR FINAL BREATH


REEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNTIL ALL THE NORMIES ARE PURGED


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35149560
You forgot to beg for cock

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35149887
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0feUTCg1vSl
Here you go
http://steamcommunity.com/id/qttpatootie/

>>35149887
I`m a male anon. And my voice sounds like shit,but I am not one to deny free shit.

>>35150150
Stupid roastie, thanks for the fap material

>>35150227
I didn't record it, my girlfriend did, but you're welcome I guess

>>35150259
Enjoy your ugly bitch then. You will never get a better girl.