>"Hey anon we think you kinda cute." What do you do?

>>35158512
not get an std

>>35158512
Thank them and try to get them to come back to my place

How the fuck did I end up in Brazil?

Fuck the girl on the right
Shoot the nigger on the left

>>35158512
>sorry herpies and derpy, I've got anime to watch.

"oh"
then turn around and walk someplace safe while biting my tongue to prevent getting a boner

dfdagd

run

T...Thinks Y...You too

>>35158535
>How the fuck did I end up in Brazil?
By making a series of bad decisions.

>>35158512
Pinch my nose and hope I get out alive, just pls, pls dont use my towels

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>>35159192
brazil is not all bad, i have studied there on a university exchange program (from a decent american university). its like saying all of america is like detroit.

southern brazil is almost all white and is roughly on par with with some EU countries (Spain/Portugal/Greece) in terms of development, education, urban infrastructure, safety. the climate is incredible, the people are very friendly and attractive. it is leagues above and beyond mexico.

For real what do you say in this situation? The qt cashier at McDonald's said I'm cute and I just awkwardly laughed and said oh thanks.

>>35158512
>Theoretical answer
"Cool stuff, you down to fuck?"
>Realistic answer
"Uh, cool, thanks man"

>>35159402
>Le south Brazil is white and pure meme

This HUE meme needs to die

>>35159406
Say cool and tell her you want to go out with her soon

If she starts giving you trouble or is not committing put your index finger to her lips and say "Do not test me"

Works every time

>>35159402
>leagues above and beyond mexico

It literally has a lower hdi than mexico

>>35158512
>th-thanks hahaha

What would be the alpha way to handle this?

>>35158512
I was once on holiday when I was like 10, and girl came up to me and told me that. I assumed it was some sort of cruel joke and ran away. 15 years later and that's still the closest I've ever come.

th-thanks...

>"That wasn't an original comment anon please wait 2 seconds"

o-oka-

>"4 seconds"

I...

>"8 seconds"

>>35159402
Except its not

Oregabo

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>tfw jungle ever
oh mama mia

>>35158512

"yeah because youre drunk"

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>>35161223

>tfw goin out with a black gf who has size h breasts and a fat ass
>im a pasty white guy
>mfw

my friend lemme tell you about jungle fever...once you have it, it aint going no where

"If you wanted a dude like me you'd have one already."

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>>35160509
"M'ladies... *tips fedora* How are you doing on this fine occasion? I am flattered that you have taken a liking to my physical appearance, however I must say, m'loves, there is much more to me than what meets the eye. Perhaps, if you have no previous obligations, the three of us can congregate in my quarters for a meal of my creation at six o'clock post meridiem. Any later would be an injustice to my natural sleep schedule, and that of my mother's, who resides with me. I look forward to a divine evening filled with intellectual discussion involving the two of you. Now, I must be off!"