That feel when: > walks into Barnes and Nobles > gonn

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>>35158503
>he didn't use chidori to blow her the fuck out

>>35158503
Dummie. You go to the classic scifi and all you have to deal with is the occasional toff who sounds like he gargles caviar scented dick.

Show me one (1) roastie who ever read Hyperion.

>>35158557
>>35158503
pic related probably has

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>>35158503
>its a normie narutard newfriend tries to greentext episode

>beverage in the bookstore
>reading a book as if she's in a library
>blocking the aisle

God I hate women

>>35158503
>Hey could you move a bit? I'm trying to get to those books behind you
>Thanks

>>35159313
>"RAAAPE!! HELP! THIS MAN IS RAPING MEEEEE!"

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>>35158503
Damn

It's fucking crazy how I used to be the SAME exact type of beta, then I went to /pol/, smoked weed, and learned to do it.

We're all gonna make it bros

>>35159328
>MAN

Nah.

>>35159216
Have you ever been to a Barnes and Noble? This is the type of environment it is
And since they're all incredibly spacious, it's easy to get around and sit on one of the windowsills, reading one of the books off the shelf, at least for me.

>>35159388
>Have you ever been to a Barnes and Noble?

No, because people like that are there.
They also rarely carry the books I am looking for, because they would likely offend the kind of hipster faggot that I see at bookstores all the time.

>>35159442
Alrighty then

Keep reading, friendo

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>>35158503

>be 12
>walk into Borders
>going to score some dank Dragon Ball manga
>be 12, so am retarded
>can't find the Dragon Ball manga
>ask one of the guys working there
>"do you guys have any Dragon Ball anime"
>except I pronounced "anime" as uh-nyme
>"uh-nyme"?
>"yeah, Dragon Ball uh-nyme"
>oh, you mean manga? It's over there in by the young adult section
>find my mom and tell her we need to leave
>never got my Dragon Ball manga

I still cringe to this day.

>>35159442

Looks like we got ourselves an edgy readah!

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>>35158503
I don't want to encounter anyone else looking for manga because I feel like they're watching me. I don't feel this paranoid when buying anything else

>>35158503
>see cute girl sitting in the way of my oriental mangos
>consider asking her to move
>consider asking her out
>know this is my one chance to meet a cute girl
>pace around the store for an hour
>can't find the nerve to say anything
>finally grow the balls and go back to that section
>she's gone
>the mango I want isn't even in stock
>too nervous to ask the cute employees to find one in the back
>leave and get taco bell on the way home

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>>35159578
>uh-nyme

>>35159626
Not really, I don't read anything that controversial at all, it's more a testament to how fucking retarded outraged hipsters are.

There was a petition at my university to get Evola's books removed from the uni library, after some blue haired cunt read a Washington Post article that said Bannon quoted him once.

>>35159832
Truth be said, Evola is pants-on-head retarded.

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>>35158503
>walk into barnes and noble
>start heading to the manga section
>its full of cringy teenage weeaboos
its alot easier to just go to a comic shop

>>35159868
I read a few of his books, didn't strike me as particularly profound, or even coherent.

But they also definitely were not the manual for setting up a fascist ethno-state that the tantrum throwers were making it out to be.

>>35158503
>she prevented someone from getting Naruto
Good.

>>35159914
No but he's currently idolized by the alt right for some reason.

I think it's their attempt to concile spirituality/tradition with modernity and nationalism.

>>35159984
Probably because most of them just read the titles of his books and never actually opened them.

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>>35159338
now your just a beta who browses pol, and smokes weed?

>>35160098
Who's your philosophyfu, anon?

>>35159338
omg dude youre still here?

>>35159657
you dont just ask a girl out without talking to her before hand. It never works out.

>>35160130
I can't say I've read a great deal, only started recently.
I quite like Ludovici.

Any recommendations?

>>35158503
fucking barnes and nobles never has a place to sit down

>>35160333
I'm not very well read in philosophy either. I only read some plato, some st. thomas and some rietzsche. Nietzsche was boring, I didn't like him. Plato's fun, Gorgias is cool.

>>35159578
12 years old is definitely old enough to pronounce "anime" correctly. You're just dumb in general.

>>35160448
Uhhh no, especially when the only experience with anime I had at that age was Dragon Ball. It's not like I was deep into the shit.

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>>35158503
"I began a daily routine of walking to Barnes & Noble in Calabasas every day, where I would spend hours reading books that ranged from biographies of powerful leaders, histories of significant periods, self-help books, philosophy and psychology texts, and historical fiction novels. I sometimes even spent entire days there, from the time it opened to the time it closed. In the afternoons, to my extreme rage, I sometimes saw young couples strolling through the store. Sometimes they would even sit on the reading chairs, kissing and fondling each other. Whenever I saw this, I got so overcome by envy and heartbreak that I went to the bathroom to cry. The occasional couples didn't stop me from going there, however, because it was the most beneficial thing for me to do at that moment." - Elliot Rodger: My Twisted World, page 65

You should have told an employee. People aren't allowed to sit in the aisle

>>35160394
Go read some of Kirkegaard books.
It's /rk9/ approved
origami content.

>>35161938
Thought /our philosopher/ was ol' Schoppy

>>35158503
> Walk into Barnes and Noble
> Go to the History Section
> Mix it up every once and a while and go to the Literature section
> Literally never ever see any qts or anyone close to my age

Glad I don't have to deal with this shit.

I just order any books I want from Amazon. They're cheaper and it saves me from having to deal with the snowflakes that have infested where I live.

>>35159216
>Beverage in a bookstore
Yeah, I think a lot of Barnes and Nobles have coffee stores in them. At least the one I go to does.

>>35160615
Anon its fine no need to cringe. It was an honest error on your part. Youre only human after all.

>>35161955

ol m8 Schoppy certainly aligns with the misogyny here.

>>35158542
Rasengan is more powerful than chidori tbqh