You wake up one morning and find a box of 10 million dollars

I'd get real paranoid real fast

Be a NEET. Don't have to worry about a god damn thing anymore.

I would be wondering how it got there.

I would probably tell my mom about it.

>>35197212
Save the money for emergencies and act like nothing ever happened. I'd just spend it on bare necessities, desu.

prepare for death by the hands of the drug lords who hid it there

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>>35197212
invest it in bonds and stocks n shit then get free money yearly for the rest of my life

>>35197281
The problem is it'll tick off the bank and report you to authorities. You'll end up paying taxes on it

>>35197212
Paid stuff off invest some of it buy a decent house save the rest

>>35197212
Do nothing. I have no use for money and am planning on dying soon.

Probably ring my dad and ask him what to do

>>35197212
Become a neet until whoever put it there comes to claim it back, then ask if I can keep some or live with them since they clearly have plenty of money and I live pretty minimally.

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>start hiding various quantities in different places
>put a few thousand in my bank account every week for a few months until i have enough to buy an apartment with down payment
>start wage cucking to have a legal flow of income
>use wage cuck proceeds to pay mortgage and do taxes
>use cash for literally everything else
>buy a beater car
>use pre-pair credit cards
>live a life of simple luxury
I'd also start investing to have another taxable form of income that I could also use to buy and do things that cash wouldn't cover. Like buying more property and new vehicles. It's all about keeping the IRS at bay

Also probably get a trap slave desu

>>35197212
I would go to the police.
I couldn buy shit with dollar here anyways.

Buy some beetroot, kartoshka, kapusta, make samogon with batya and end it with nice squat-dance.

Move it to a secure location and wait a month or so.
Then use it for small cash transactions.

>>35197212
>take it to the police
>say I found it
No one will claim it since its clearly illegal
>after a month its mine and the police cant touch me
>go straight to S.America
>buy a boat and cocaine
>sail back to my country
>turn that 10 mil into 100
>use the money to influence elections
>launch myself into space when im going to die

>buy a few apartments
>live in one
>rent the rest out

>>35197212

Start trying to figure out a way to smurf it through various offshore bank accounts so the government doesn't become aware of my newfound mystery wealth

>>35197563
Do you think the police would just let you have 10mil? They would take it for themselves.

>>35197598
Too true. Also civil forfeiture is a thing.

Buying some bears and fight them on TV

But physical cash is worthless as fuck?

You should know this..

I put it in the bank then find out how much I owe in taxes on it.
Then I'd move to a nicer apartment and get my snake a nicer enclosure. I'd keep my job and stuff so I dont get bored

>>35197665
>I put it in the bank

You can't simply throw 10m into the bank without it raising any alarms.

>Go to the police station, tell them I found 10 million dollars in cash in my room this morning.
>police say there was a string of bank robberies in the area yesterday and they left evidence pointing it to you
>They tell me I'm a standup citizen and give me a $10,000 reward if I allow them to search me house for fingerprints
>let them, they proceed to catch the bank robber within the week
>local news stations want interviews with me, end up on global news station aswell
>fame lasts for a good week
>start getting depressed after
>spend money on alcohol because "why not"
>become alcoholic and suicidal
>run out of money, lose job, only have one friend
>I decide I want to do something before I finally commit suicide
>ask my friend for a favor
>We meet up and I persuade him to commit crimes with me
>Go to local banks, rob them, somehow end up with $10 million dollars
>put it all in a box inside my bedroom

>>35197212
Put it somewhere else. Like, rent a storage unit and put the money there, then launder it through my business. Probably give a lot of it away too actually, I don't need that much money.

>>35197687
I'll tell them the truth. I found it in a box.

I freak out

black beans should cook fast, right?

>>35197770
Then they will report you to the police

start a business to launder it. no one is going to let you keep it if you just start spending it on shit. filthy jews will try to get their hands on it as soon as you start leaving a paper trail

I put 500 a month in my bank account for rent and bills, use the rest to live comfortably
500 euros a months won't cause suspicion

>>35197212
Do a quick google search: "how to launder money"

>>35197532
This is the only reasonable answer here.

Just using the cash for all those small transactions you perform will make this sum last for years and you'll never have to pay any taxes on it.

>>35197567
Where the fuck can you buy an apartment, let alone several, with just 10k?

>>35197805
I'd probably ask a lawyer what to do if I actually found a lot of money.

>>35197922
OP post says 10 million though

there are dozens of awesome countries that would have no problem taking your new wealth and washing it as legitimate for 20 cents on the dollar. Hell for 40 cents on the dollar you could buy yourself into a diplomatic position, continue to live in your home with serious protection from most laws and restrictions and live a very comfortable life.

>>35197271
This man, this.
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>>35197922
it's 10 million you dip

I'd buy a BMW 7 series my man

I drove my dads one recently and cant get enough of it

Find an extremely jewish lawyer who is experienced in offshore cayman island stuff and see if I can launder it somehow.

>actually showing up with 10 mil in cash in front of a person who launders money
>expecting them to actually be honest about it

Use it for cash transactions in my city.

>>35197251
This, why the fuck is there all this money?
Who does it belong to?
Is the government after me for having it?

>>35197988
>be Swiss diplomat with Swiss bank account
>build a subterranean dwelling, like a basement but without a house over it
>live like one of the mountain jews

>>35198366
Don't the British do this in London and call them 'iceburg houses' or something?

>>35197212
Make sure it's real
Pay off my parent's debt and pay them back for uni
Pay off my grandparent's debt and pay for everything they have been trying to do to their house for decades but haven't had the money to
Take my entire family on a trip
Invest and buy property that I can rent out so I have a means to perpetuate my income

Research what kind of lawyers specialize in this area if any. Consult them and go from there.

If you woke up to $10 million in your locked room with no sign of forced entry and nobody claims it, I'd assume it's yours.

>>35197212
>10 million dollars in physical cash
>IN CASH
what am I supposed to do with 10 million in cash

>>35197212

Take it all and move to Russia.
Have orgies with qt slavic girls for the rest of my life.

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Just to be clear guys, taking it anywhere is going to be a bit challenging. Pic related is $1 million in $100 bills, so if you want it untraceable in smaller stuff it's going to take up most of your fucking apartment.

>>35197212
leave it there and never leave the house again

hug it close and start crying

>>35198972
That's not a million in 100$ bills
10,000 100's isn't that thick a stack of 1 thousand dollars is less than an inch thick. You could fit a million dollars in a plastic shopping bag.

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Even 1 million dollars would be enough for me, and that's equals about 15.7 millions of my country's currency (pic related). Even with our rampant inflation, that's more than enough to settle down. My country is pretty corrupt, no questions asked.
I dunno what would I do with them, but at first I would buy guns and ammunition for them.

buy a gun and kill myself

figures this post isnt original

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>>35199417
>200 stacks of 5000
>>35198972
Looks to be close to 200 stacks can't tell for sure the img quality sucks
I'ts just stacked to make it look more impressive.

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>>35199417
You could but idk if i'd walk around with it.

>>35197212
Call the Secret Service and turn it in. At least have them verify its not funny money

>>35200650
You dumb fuck.
$5000 = 50 x $100
Each of those stacks is 10 x $5000
= $50,000
$1,000,000 is only 20 stacks of $50,000

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>use it as a cumbox
>post pics on /r9k/ to make piss off poorfags that I'm ruining millions of dollars with my cum

>>35200950
>Each of those stacks is 10 x $5000
Are you literally retarded or can you not read?

Those are $5000 bundles stacked up to look impressive. That whole stack is probably bigger than 1M, I counted 230-260ish.
200 X 5000 = 1,000,000.

I'd buy a gun and expect hitmen to come after me soon

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>>35201083
>ruining

Cum stained money still spends.

You should ask the hookers I throw my ones at in da club.

>>35200799
where did you find that picture, there is no way you earned it. it'd take too long to give a million blowjobs

>>35201333
Yeah, good luck spending it after it's been festering in a box with 2 years of semen, refreshed at least twice daily..

>You should ask the hookers I throw my ones at in da club
ayy

>>35201342
It's 10,000 one dollar bills.

>>35201463
where did you find that picture, there is no way you earned it. it'd take too long to give 10,000 blowjobs

>>35201748
> it'd take too long
If you made it a full time job to give bj's it'd take 10 months if you can make em pop in 10 min

>>35197212
give each parent like million or less, and some for sister and brother. then probably move out with my bestfriend and have a time of our lifes and waste it all away doing stupid expensive shit

>>35202030
This sounds like an epic quest for one brave anon

>>35197212
Start funding popup stores and selling hoodies and shirts and shit in major cities. Have some kind of underground clothing brand I guess.

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First of all, instant cum.
Second of all, well duh be a shut in weeb NEET buying all the manga anime and LNs i can while never having to go out again

>>35197212
Assuming that its USD, I'd pay off my student loans and invest the rest. With the returns I'd buy a house, pay off my parents mortgage, and reimburse them for the years they've cared for me. After that is done I'd likely just become a recluse living by myself, playing vidya, ordering pizza, and just enjoying life.

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>>35197212
I'd just dig a big hole in the back yard and put all the money in, and rack up my credit cards to pay for whatever the hell i want. At the end of working season, I'll go to the city and buy gold or silver in cash, then I'll sell it when the prices are good. With some of the excess cash, I'll just buy things in bulk, things like food, hobby materials, and lots of software and hardware.
And i'll go to different stores for little knick knacks and pay them 100$ bills, so I can get a shit load of change back.

If I can't get rid of all the money doing that, then I'll just hold onto it for enough time until it's safe to use it again. With all the clean money I get from buying things and getting change back, I'll deposit to my bank account to pay all my bills.

>>35202030
www.gobackto.com/r/hedidthemath

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>>35197212

>buy land
>build house
>get internet
>stay in the woods the rest of my life

>>35202507

t.ledditer

Put into various different accounts and live mostly off the interest. Still work but an easy security guard job.

>>35197212

>What do you do?
buy a Guarneri del gesu of course or a Stradivari if there is none available

>>35202614
You realize that this entire board has been overrun by shitters from reddit. Right?

Report it as found treasure, pay the $5M in tax. Invest the other $5M and live easy for the rest of my life (even 3% return is 150K per year)

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>>35197212

build/buy a small cabin and live there for the rest of my life and have a simple life also geta cat and a dog

>>35202614
>no u
lol what kind of butt hurt is this
I don't know why you think I'm from there, you read one comment thread there you read them all. Pretty easy to spot.

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>>35203746
>you read one comment thread there
just give up anon you've already lost the battle by claiming you've come from there

>>35204013
Wow you're a spergish normie. I bet anhiro is going to give you a shiney loyalty participation trophy for pretending to only use 4chan when you spend 14-16 waking hours of your life at a time online.

Throw out money.
Keep giant box.
Create fort-awesome
>no girls allowed.

>>35197212
Notice it's made of wood, sell on ebay.

>>35197212
burn it.

Burn it so fucking hard.

Invest 8 million in crypto/stocks, spend rest to buy land and make a house to start a family

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>>35197212
>meet a hot chick with a nice body and ask her out
>after she ask me to fuck off i tell her im a millionaire
>spend the rest of my life with a fake hot gold digger gf
sex is great though so it's worth it

Rent an apartment for cash. Create a bogus online business to funnel the money to myself. Live the sweet NEET life.

>>35197212
Knowing my luck it's probably the result of some asshole running from the police.

I would turn it in like the good goy that I am.

Well I already live alone so I guess I'd quit my job, buy the latest vidya and other gadgets and live like that until I die

Fake my death by buying a fishing trawler and blowing it up miles out at sea while I am "on board", then flee to East Asia, buy 10 orphaned little girls and an abandoned Buddhist temple and tell them the last one left alive in 10 years gets my immense fortune but that as long as they are inside the temple up to the last month the game is not in effect.

>>35197212
Testing this message is not living in Houston for super cute that's a

>>35204561
kek anon

The man with the plan.

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>>35197212
>Invest 5 million into building an underground fortress in some minor Island nation
>recruit a private army with 4 million
>declare independence
>take over the nation
>implememt some basic tax reforms
>install a loyal puppet dictator while i enjoy the NEET life with my remaining 1 million

>Fly to my hometown with the next flight
>get to a dentist
>get an MRI and some bloodwork done
>fix whatever's wrong with my health

Then,
>buy an appartment or two
>make myself a normal cozy home
>travel a bit
>start a healthy lifestyle (proper food, exercise)
>take some time to recover as a human being

then:

>consider running again the startup I gave up on for being too poor
>meet many women
>help my family
>enjoy life in general

ta-da. All done with the magic of money.

Btw fuck you for giving me false hope.

>>35197212
retire

/thread

>>35197212
leave with cash and never return

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>>35204126
/noteventhatgoy/ but you're on the next level of needing to
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>r/reddit

bunch of drugs to OD on :))))

>>35197212
1: Lock the cash away asap.
2: Get on google and spend a few days researching money laundering techniques, and the laws pertaining to cash handling.
3: Spend the next few years doing money laundering in a low-key way to avoid detection by the authorities.
4: See if I could use casino play to launder the money, because that sounds like a fun way to do it.

>>35197346
10 mil wouldn't change your mind?

>>35197212
I would literally buy everything I need and much more. 10 million is a lot, it's more than enough. I would just win the life game.

umm, probably buy this new watch my b/f has been wanting. spend a bit on some new clothes and makeup, and a nice vacation. thne put the rest in savings

Buy 4chan from Hiro for dirt cheap since he's probably realized it's impossible to monetize, then get to work fixing it like jewt should have done years ago. Start by firing all the mods.

Also buy apartments and live the NEET lyfe off of rent money.

Take it all outside and light it in a big bonfire

>>35197212

Take small amounts of it, like a few hundred thousand, and hide in various places. Leave the rest there for a LONG time because somebody's going to come looking.

Donate a lot of the cash to charities in donation bins where they can't trace it, but not so much at a time that it arouses suspicion.

Also, I don't think you know how much space3 $10 million in cash would take up.

$10,000 is one "band" of cash like seen in your photo--this would be 1000 of those

I'd figure out a way to funnel it into a small business, use that to pay off my rent and utilities. The rest goes to cash payments for food and hookers.

>>35197261
>I would probably tell my mom about it.

Underage b&

> also, stupidest thing you could possibly do for the rest of your life. In no scenario could you end up keeping any of it.

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>start charity fund
>donate the money to fund
>send like 10 people to college paid for
>no rosties either, just anon looking dudes
>embezzle the rest

>>35197329

Any deposit over $10 K in cash requires filing out a form. So at least keep it under that at one time.