Oneitis

You cant kiss someone without her giving any signals man, what did you expect

>>35196987
Autism: the post
GG m8

>>35196987
Hey at least u tried! Also: take this as a lesson. Next time let the girl know ur interested in a date, not merely hanging out. All these stupid faggot betas r ruining things by taking girls out to movies, dinner etc and paying for everything and then being cool with "he's such a great friend", don't fall for that shit! Girls have girls as friends, not guys.

>>35197027
She gave me some signals and I saw one of my friends at the time doing it (mind you, no flirtatious signals) and he made it out okay.

>>35196987
You tried, which is more than most robots can say. I still stalk my oneitis on fb just see any new photos and jerk off to them. I will never have the courage to talk to her and its been so long since I graduated that I doubt she would even remember me.

>>35197122
Um she didn't give u signals, u mistook whatever the fuck she did as "signals" which they very fucking obviously weren't considering her extreme reactions: crying? total social media/contact wipe out? You done fucked up a a Ron.

>>35197160
I hope you're using a fake account. It shows you're name at the 'people who you may know' category.

>Robots, how did you lose your oneitis?
Found out about her boyfriend as I was falling into oneitis with her, it was over before it began. I haven't sperged my feelings to her or anything yet so its not completely unsalvageable though.

>>35197195
WTF is this true?

>>35197351
Yes, happened to my friend.

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>>35196987
I got a huge panic attack reading this

I can't handle it, I wouldn't do such thing without being sure she wants to be with me

>>35197385
OFUCKOFUCKOFUCK

>>35197385
Kek guess I'm fucked. I have zero friends on facebook with an edgy pf picture and edgy name plus first name. Just keep track of people I know without adding them and my first name is not that common so they should figure out who I actually am.

>>35197511
Delete your account, then make a fake account.

>>35197533
Delete it, now. Hopefully it's not too late.

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I'm still going to meet her tomorrow at a lecture, I think we're still friends (not "friends" or friendzone or other spheres of existence) and I didn't lose her, but she halfway lost ME

>had a few "dates"
>go on another one
>tell myself I'm going to be serious this time
>I'm GONNA DO IT
>No idea what it is I'm going to do but IT'S HAPPENING THIS TIME
>freshest clothes, everything set up, everything prepared for
>Grand Battle Plan, invasion of normandy ain't got shit on me
>meet at a public place
>greet
>decide to walk until we find a cafe we like
>she sees a sick pigeon
>I BELIEVED I HAD ALL POSSIBLE SITUATIONS ACCOUNTED FOR
>she completely stops everything in its tracks and for 20 minutes attempts to babysit a clearly death-fated pigeon
>the pigeon doesn't even go into her hands, it keeps hobbling away like a piece of shit
>she's trying to coax a salt-less pretzel out of a street salesman now
>he insists there's none without salt
>she keeps insisting
>it's a Tim and Eric sketch at this point, and I'm not a performer, I'm just the audience watching this all unfurl

I think my subconscious chose to kill off a part of my brain at that point because the suffering of being cucked by a sick pigeon was too much

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>>35197690
>cucked by a sick pigeon

Fucking kek.

>>35197690
I lol'd, but how can u do these dates when ur not doing at least one of these: hand holding/cuddling/making out/dry humping/fucking

>>35197815
*how can u call these dates

>>35197834
Perhaps its a non-native-english interpretation but I was under the impression merely meeting for a beverage qualified?

>>35197875
Yes, in English "going on a date" has romantic implications, if u met ur buddy for a beer u wld not say "I went on a date with John" or whatever, people wld think u were gay.


You rly just "hung out with her" a few times.