Dubs decides what happens to this guy and his lemons, other

he buts them in his benis :DDD

He crashes a plane in NY

>>35274750
He eats them all and then gets so sad that he cries
Also his tummy hurts

>>35274844
b-but then his favorite person comes and comforts him and he feels better

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Dubs decides what he does with the empty cart

>>35274863
But hitler is dead

He eats the cart's wheels

>>35274876
He gets carried into town by his trusty black bull

>>35274876
HIS FAVORITE PERSON POPS OUT OF THE EMPTY CART AND MAKES HIM FEEL HAPPY FOREVER

>>35274876
Donates it to the salvation army in order to assist in raising funds for the underprivileged and weary.

>>35274876
Fills it up with more lemons.

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>>35274899
Dubs decides what happens next

>>35274921
Rollingmynigga oregano 1234

>>35274947
The cart seeks revenge

>>35274954
Rolle once moaree

>>35274947
Holy shit this is UNBEARABLE
I am so sorry Greg for making you suffer
He dies and ascends to an afterlife where he meets his favorite person and they do whatever they want forever

>>35274947
he goes on craigslist casual encounters to get BLACKED

>>35274947
Goes home. Logs into the world wide web. Visits 4chan. Makes a post asking what to do next.

he gets a loan from mr sheckelsberg to save his business

>>35274976
rolling once more before I'll try another scenario

>>35274947
hispanic hood rats get mad at him for being on their turf then notice he is a qt twink

>>35274999
>>35275000
Oh shit, right next to eachother

He starts selling lettuces and it starts snowing cocaine

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Post ending in 7 gets to decide who replies with what on Craigslist

>>35275052
His dad asks him what he's doing on craigslist's m4m section and tells him to go home for dinner

Where's the raining cocaine?

>>35275052
it's a setup by his exwife who pleads with him to return home with her

>>35274750
Hey! Got any grapes?

>oregano commentio

>>35275052
A man giving away lemon carts

>>35275224
roly poly for thisaroo

>>35275052
His old high school history teacher and basketball coach, a black man, happens to reply with a picture of himself pantsless, his cock hanging down to his knees.

>>35275258
rollerino-o-o-o

>>35275052
His fairy godmother tells him that this is not the right path! And descends from the clouds to whisk him away to fairyland, where there is a midnight ball going on at the royal palace.

I haven't died, still waiting for that juicy 7

>>35275052
A gay prince from Nigeria looking for a new love to bring back to his wonderful kingdom (he also has AIDS) messages him with, of course, a dick pic and a letter offering a hand in marriage, a lifetime of being used as an onahole, and $10,000 000,000

>>35275307
winner of rars

>>35275052
It's him from the future (except he's black now, due to genetic engineering in the future) and he tells his past self that he has to kill the president or else everyone will be black in the future

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>>35275307
Dubs decides what how he will respond

>>35275402
He flies off to Nigeria to marry the prince and become an onahole

>>35275402
He accepts, of course, and promptly breaks up with his girlfriend

>>35275402
By jumping into the phone to get to the prence.

>>35275424
This desu, rolling for this

>>35275402
He throws an autistic fit and gets ganbanged by a group of negros

>>35275402
By killing himself and going to hell where he meets the prince.

>>35275436
take two, I really want to see this play out

>>35275402
He realizes that he actually is the prince and that he sent the message to himself years ago before he got amnesia, and that contained within the message is a secret code that reveals who killed his brother.

>>35274876
He gets in it and coasts downhill into a giant canyon, drops hundreds of feet and crashes onto the rocks.

While he's taking that BBC, he starts singing the fresh prince of bel air theme

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>>35275477
You and
>>35275488
Got dubs, so I combined the two, split into two parts

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>>35275619
Post ending in 0 decides what Greg does next

>>35275626
He promptly rushes to the NSA and begins trying to fight through the guards, screaming that he needs to see Professor Langdon and he has a cipher of the utmost importance

>>35275626
It turns out that your brother's murderer was the real prince of Nigeria and you decide to become one of his many trap onaholes in order to avenge your brother's death

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>>35275451
Here's what would have happened if you got dubs

Put two up his butt and then a space Valkyrie comes down shows her tits but he's gay so he shoots her

>>35275683
I like this idea, and adding to it, Greg lays in wait, as he takes the prince's seed for years and years, plotting his revenge

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>>35275720
Making part 2 right now.

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>>35275809
pt. 3 being started now

>>35275884
pins and needles, i'm on the edge of my seat...

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>>35275809
>>35275884
you're doing good op

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>>35275910
Part 5 next

>>35275941
wait what happened to part 3?

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>>35275948
Uh... Here's this I drew in boredom earlier in the thread

>>35276006
Ah, his brother came to him in a vision to aid him on his quest!

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>>35275941
Things are looking grim for Greg. Part 6 coming

>>35276051
Oh boy, this is getting good!!

You're doing good work OP, this thread is a lot of fun

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>>35276051
And this marks the end of our brave hero's journey, forever one of many onaholes in The Prince's collection.

>>35276252
Damn that is so fucking sad
Can he at least have another concubine friend who shares his dreams, falls in love and makes a suicide pact with?

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>>35276297
Ok, you deserve at least a slightly happier ending

>>35276397
Beautiful and poignant.

Thanks for the ride OP, I had fun participating in this journey