Alright /r9k/, I've found the precise mathematical formula

>tfw no cute slav femboy bf to pull down his adidas track pants and let me go to town

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Any feedback on the formula would be much appreciated as it has yet to be proven.

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r8 this boip

>>35274363
>ywn be qt and innocent and spend your life warding off suitors and potential rapists until a purehearted qt comes along and then reveals that he was just another pervert who doesn't care about you at all along, prompting you to kill yourself

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>>35274412
he is FALLEN

>>35274412
I don't get it. What am I looking at? Why don't I feel anything?

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Forgot to mention that the (you)'s in this formula are limited to one per poster, so the same person posting a bunch of times doesn't count.

>>35274395
Personally, I think it looks pretty solid. I just wonder if ugly boipucci gets more (You)s than "medium" boipucci.

>>35274473
you're just a skinny faggot in your mom's dress

>>35274475
The absolute value of the boypucci's attractiveness is used, so boypuccis with negative attractiveness (much like the one posted a few pictures above) still receive (you)s

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>>35274489
That's pretty rude to be honest, you shouldn't say things like that. You could hurt my feelings.

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>>35274412
What the fuck.

Homosexuals are vile.

i have an album on imgur...
don't judge me

>>35274604
fugg forgot the linkerino
original post rhymes with toast
http://imgur.com/a/XmDgV

>>35274627
That's a very small album.

>>35274669
better than one pic I guess...

>>35274538
i love you and you make me want to keep on living

>>35274691
Are they pictures of you?

>>35274627
I remember those balls.

>>35274698
Love you too Anon, definitely do keep on living

>>35274627
http://m.imgur.com/a/sx53d
http://imgur.com/a/xxCgj

Me too friend

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>>35274412
Prolapsed anuses are fucking hilarious to me

>>35274735
why are you so good to me
i will love you forever

>>35274717
yes they are
>>35274726
I have mixed feelings about hearing that

>>35274363
Why haven't you posted your dick yet? How long am I going to have to wait for this? If I don't see an erection poking out of some panties soon I'm gonna flip a shit

>>35274777
Describe what you feel when you read "I remember those balls."

>>35274777
>I have mixed feelings about hearing that
You have unique, highly polarizing balls.

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Because I haven't shaved my crotch and it looks disgusting
>>35274780

>>35274735
That is a sexy butt. I'm hard AF
>>35274892
A mixture of pride and shame. That my balls were memorable, but shame that I feel like I'm a bit cam whorish on 4chan...
>>35274901
O-okay anon

>tfw no Australian boybutts

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>>35274972
Is kiwi boybutt acceptable?

>>35275018
move to gold coast bro

>>35274915
That's cool and all, but what's your favourite colour and why?

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>>35275027
From what I hear, East coast ausbois are all meth head degenerates, is this true?

>This pic was taken 3 years ago
Time really flies when you're a faggot

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>>35275018
It's acceptable in that I'll still fawn over it, but its not close enough to play with.

>>35275059
Umm probably like dark red or pink... I don't really have a good reason other than looking good in red and just liking pink

>>35275018
can you please post more?
sdadasda

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>>35274748
Because you are a nice person who was nice to me and nice people should be loved

>>35275140
oh man im going to cry man, i've never felt so fulfilled dude i am actually crying god dammit

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>>35275091
Is that you anon? I'd cuddle and watch animes with you tbqh

>>35275116
I mean, I don't think it's great but I guess high expectations are expected on /r9k/

>>35275093
So kind of like burgundy, or is that a bit too dark for your taste?

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>>35275140
perfect body, desu
>>35275181
It is, thanks anon, lickable hole btw

>>35275181
it's very good, i would select you to be one of my elite harem for my yacht (if only I had one)

>>35274905
Your crotch is fine OP, don't feel bad. You have a really cute dick.

>>35275193
Umm its about right. Its not like a specific shade of red just the darker ones, because the light ones are too bright for me.

>>35275245
So any darker shade of red is something you're convinced you'd look good in?

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>>35275229
Thanks friend

Oregi ori

>>35275317
I mean I think so, I mostly wear black, red, gray, and dark green for shirts/jackets

>tfw I killed the bread :s

>>35275371
Would you describe yourself as tasty?

>>35275703
Like fashionable? Not super but mildly.

>>35275760
That's not what I meant at all. If you were being eaten by a cannibal, is it likely that he'd be thinking, "This is tastier than usual"?

>>35275811
Uhh, I'm not sure.

>>35275883
I know it's weird thing to ask, but you look amazing, so I felt the urge to do so.

>>35275965
I'll take it as a compliment...
oregon trail rhymes with hail

>>35274473

Oh, so your hypothesis is completely unfalsifiable.

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>>35276136
How so? Samefag (you)'s can be determined through the poster count provided the thread is small enough.

bump rhymes with thump

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>>35276183
Eh, only if the thread is sufficiently small, really.

>>35276183
post spread buttcheeks

IRL you do not simply get to look at the trap ass you must look at the broad shoulders, square jaw and short hair, it's not cute. Passable traps only exist online. Not to mention boy anus will never match vaginr as it's guaranteed brown and stinky and maybe hairy. Shit is a real possibilty. It's not porn. At the end of the day these are nasty dudes, nasty neckbeard faggots from 4chan. Stop being retarded.

>>35277028
>it's not realistic, so you're not allowed to enjoy it
Please stop hurting my head, Anon.

this is a nice thread

origami

>>35277932
why?

origigi

>>35277950
>why?
cute boys

>>35277950
this isn't me>>35277962, but it is my answer to your question

>>35277962
>>35277995

yus but they all stopped posting ;---;

>>35274735
Damn your ass is pretty nice... Shame I'm too skinny to have much of a one >~>