how many friends do you have on facebook robots?

I've never had a Facebook account.

l've never had a Facebook account.

I've never had a FB account.

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only because i'm a fursuiter

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I tell myself I'm okay with this every day.

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>all of them from 4chan

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>>39231284
>>39231294
How the fuck are these two the same?

>>39231359
l've never had a FB account.

>>39231359
One's an L the other's an i

30, but I only know 9 irl, and 3 of those are relatives

>>39231359
spacebar faggot

>>39231249
I literally do not know

>>39231318
This only proves it's impossible for furfags to be robots. You're probably at least a 7/10 too, all the furfags I've met were rich, attractive white people and tall as fuck.

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>>39231249
230. To be honest though it kinda sucks when you have to look at their news feeds and see how much better they are doing then get mad at yourself for looking in the first place and being a total hypocrite many thanks to the allure of sexy holiday pics and whores.

>>39231391
I wear it because I'm ugly, much like 99% of the fandom. Only a very small fraction of us are remotely attractive.

>>39231406
^This desu.

I'm at a point where I don't know if I hate one particular faggot because he posts vapid shit 24/7 or it's just envy since he's the most successful fag of them all.

I can't even log in to stalk qt3.14's without seeing his shitty posts in the first page about of how deep is Rick and Morty, what he ate today, and normie platitudes about success.

>>39231593
Have you unfollowed them? Facebook makes you automatically follow them from adding them, undo it and you shouldn't see it unless they tag others.

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>>39231249
I deleted my Facebook 1 week ago. Had about 80 friends (school, work and casual friends from around the city) which i all know in person and live within a ~50km radius around me. None of them noticed yet. Feels bad man. Thats even worse than getting not messaged (which is why i deleted facebook [4year old account])

>>39231318
VVhy are you even here?

>>39231249
i don't use jewbook >>>/out/

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All of them related to tabletop games like warhammer
Only have facebook to organise games

about 100 but i unfollowed 80% of them because I couldn't see any posts from pages i liked (you know the jewbook trick) or they spammed buzzfeed tier garbage

>>39231659
I...didn't knew you could do that...will give it a try next time I log in. nowadays with the great influx of instagram attention whores facebook stalking is a little obsolete.

>>39231249
66 known aquaintance

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My grandma accidentally made 2 accounts, my sister 2, and my great grandfather 4.

>>39232004
So who are the other 3 people?

>>39232123
My mother, other sister and my alt account. My dad died before Facebook became a thing. Other family members never sent me a request.

>>39232123
his mom and him x2

just 3 friends, don't go on fb

Had around 250 whom I knew irl at some point of my life. That number shrinked a lot when I liked anime loli shit and everyone could see it which I didn't know

>>39231249
250

Of which I speak to 4 maybe 6.

I spend time irl with 1.

I aint getting no gf with that social life.

>>39232280
>expected privacy
>from facebook of all places

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Suka bqtaroni eat my macaroni

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I've had a facebook account for over 8 years

500+ but deactivated in January since I hated using it/had been off-grid since May of 2016. Only reason I had it back then even was because I was tempted by all of the juicy tinder threads on here to make one. Ended up matching with my oneitis quick though and had a year long fuckfest where i fell off grid again

Spending my time sculpting some kind of internet persona seems fucking idiotic

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>>39231249
Why would you have a Facebook account?

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Mostly old classmates/work colleagues. I don't consider a single person on there a real friend and none of them actually contact me. I don't post either or post or like anyone else's shit either.

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>>39233960
I'd join Facebook but I know this is exactly how it'd turn out for me. I just feel like what's the point when I'd never use it. Wish I didn't feel like a loser not having one though. It's a miracle that I somehow gota girlfriend before though

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>>39231249
>1
Not even kidding
Fuck my life

>>39233999
I only reactivated it because I was trying the Tindr thing, should have just used a fake account. I've considered closing it but whatever, I don't even check it.

200

Only use the messenger feature on my phone though

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>>39234015
Want me to add you?

>>39234226
no i stopped using fb years ago lol

thank you still

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I haven't really added many people in years. The only increases I've had since like 2013 are from coworkers adding me, not the other way around.

>>39234384
>are from coworkers adding me, not the other way around.
Why are normies always adding people just to snoop their lives? I've gotten tons of FB friend request from people that even hate me.

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>>39231249
I haven't had a facebook account for like 3 or 4 years now.

I have instanormie and autismtube (and LINE but nobody outside of asia knows what that is apparently)

Facebook is way too high maintenance and cringeworthy. It's like socialising on roids, mixed with a shitton of old meme reposts and advertisements.

Deactivated facebook 2 months ago.
I kept removing "friends" for a few months before that. Till i realized i had only about 50 left and out of which i've not spoken to 99% of them in ages.

>>39234018
Tinder is so heavily weighted in favour of girls that anyone below 9/10 has no chance at all except for weird crazy girls (source: my friend is crazy and power-freak and chooses beta guys to abuse and have orbit her)

>tl;dr tinder sucks, and I'm p sure you have to pay for it now also

I have 137 friends, 95% of them through the martial arts I do and most of them I've met at international tournaments.
I have no friends I hang out with, though.

Still, this is what normies mean by 'go outside', I suppose.

>>39231318
You have access to an entire fucking community. You have 5,000 friends. You can't possibly be a virgin. Why are you here? Gtfo bitch.

>Facebook
>Implying implications

>>39234495
>implying implications
damn I haven't heard that for a while (srs), are you from like 2013 and just came back? made me have a mini-nostalgia

>>39234467
>this is what normies mean by "go outside"

Nah you're better than them imo. Most normies mean go to work then go clubbing on the weekend and get drunk or go to a bar and shit like that.

A lot of normies treat socialising as their main hobby instead of having actual stuff that they do.

Source: Family members who spend all their free time bitching and gossiping about other peoples lives, or failing that they just watch shitty gossip shows like jerry springer/oprah

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>>39234462
why would you be friends with a person like that
she sounds like she would be shitty to hang out with

>>39231249
Twenty three friends. I could remove 10 of them and it would make no difference.

>>39234548

'07. Nah, I'm just lame and can't catch up with the times.

I only have fake facebook accounts. Totalling 0 friends.

>>39234648
Yeah I have one fake one to stalk my ex with

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>>39231249
>implying I use Faceberg

>>39234426
>Add them
>go on their profile
>remove "following"
>...
>profit

My home page has only posts from some pages i follow and post of the groups i'm in

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>>39234552
Family member, not friend. Can't help it.
>>39234606
'07 was around the time the whole internet and games started falling apart man. I used to feel sad about it but I can't even remember the time before it clear enough now to care.

>>39234648
>website gives you two choices
>jump through 10'000'000 hoops to sign up or just use facebook account

my one has a profile picture of a giraffe, pic related

>667 friends
A bug chunk of them are dudes from back in high school, which I hope to never see again.
I only add people if I have talked to them irl before. I don't add strangers of "friends of friends".

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Jestem polskim KURWA

>>39231249
I had 600 my senior year of high school. Then I went off the deep end with conspiracies and /pol/ shit. Now I'm sitting around 400. I only use it to check the news during the day and shitpost on articles. Its not really a social media platform for me anymore, just another shitposting hole.

>>39235107
>Haven't really used facebook since 2013
>Mostly used to stalk people
>Wonder how much different it is

Had like 120 on my last account but most were just people I used for practicing my social skills that all hate my guts now, only have 19 on my current account and that's family/my brother's friends.