>slap my own butte
>so bouncy that it hurts my hand more than my but
>>35335917
you know what to do.
Use your butt's bounciness to bounce over houses, and become a superhero
>>35335917
>tfw admiring my own ass
>tfw heterosexual male
>my two sisters who also got primarily genetics from my mom have good asses and have discussed this
>apparently i do too
>get smacked on the ass one time by a gay nigger friend of a friend as I walked past
>friend later tells me he refers to me as "anon with the booty"