>You wake up one day in a world where your 'oneitis'

>>35404263
stop going to family events

Sniff her panties and fap.

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>>35404263
>make fake tinder, use hyper-chad
>catfish her to go on a date with me to some electronic dance show
>i show up, following her every move from the shadows
>she realizes she's being stood up, i send her a message from fake tinder saying "hey, i'll be a bit late, why don't you get a drink and just hang out."
>i casually run in to her, offer to buy us some drinks
>spike her beer with scopolomine
>introduce her to some random chads
>she starts tripping out, i swoop in, tell them she's my sister and i'll take care of her
>bring her back to my place and play with her lady parts, fuck her sensually a few times, as she's blacked out, but still semi-responsive, on that good datura
>have the best sex of my life.
>clean her up, make it look like she just passed out on the couch, and we never slept together
>tell her some bullshit story the next day about how i found her passed out in the club and carried her home
>she buys it

sorry, this is just one of my favorite fantasies.