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>be me
>walking back from corner store after buying a honey bun
>fuckthisistasty.jpeg
>arrive at abode
>open mailbox
>wasp flies out
>ohshit.png
>throw honey bun at wasp
>direct hit
>wasp recoils in anger while I cry at the loss of my half eaten honey bun
>autistically screech as I run onto the patio
>scramble for keys
>attempt to unlock door
>Idroppedthem.webm
>turn around to see the wasp's abyssal gaze
>usain bolt into the backyard
>hop over the chain link fence like a beaner at the Rio Grande
>stick the landing
>throw open a window to the bathroom
>take a page out of the book of negro
>land inside my bathroom and close the window as the wasp collides with the glass
>landlord comes to ask if I was okay because he heard the screeching
>panic
>"I AM OKAY"
>slam the door shut
This literally just happened. So who else here /never been stung/?
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>>35407719
fucking glorious, op.
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>>35407719
Same story except the wasp was a angry white boy with a bowl cut.
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>honey bun
That's your first mistake. Those are like 600 calories a piece anon
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>>35408336
but they taste so good
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>>35408396
But your life will be objectively worse for eating them
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>>35408446
They're still pretty damn tasty
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>>35408465
But that's just because sugar is an addictive substance and you could break that addiction and it won't taste nearly as good
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>>35408465
this is not me OP here and I can tell you >>35408446 that my life will be objectively worse without them
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This post was written by a girl
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>>35409135
nope there is no such thing as a fembot, I'm just autistic.
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>>35409159
This is a distinct writing style i notice from girls here.
You're not fooling me """fembot"""
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