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Embarassing things that keep you up at night 2017-03-09 09:46:02 Post No. 35407494
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Embarassing things that keep you up at night
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2017-03-09 09:46:02
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>get cold sweats thinking about this
>be 12-13
>parents go out for date
>jackpot, best time for fapping
>go get the lube my mom keeps in the nightstand
>see a dildo still in it's packaging
>grab it check it out its a vibrator
>curious and horny I open it not thinking
>i jack off and imagine using it on a pussy
>get even more curious and horny
>lube it up and put it a tiny bit in my ass and start the vibration
>cum buckets
>some poop on the end of it
>wash it off and clean everything up
>place the vibrator back in the drawer neatly
>30mins later it fucking dawns on me I openend it up from the packaging and she will for sure notice
>have anxiety all night what will she say what do i say? Do i blame if on someone else?
>nothing happens
>week goes by check the drawer and its gone look all over the room
>mfw she threw it out probably
Did she know it was me? I wake up in cold sweats thinking about this.
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once i took a shit on my friends towel
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oh she knows it was you, but it's embarrassing for her too.
She doesn't know you used it, and is probably threw it away in shame.
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>Reading through my old youtube comments
>It's like a big layer cake that gets stupider and more autistic as you go down.
I got down to the comments from 2-3 years ago, and the cringe was too great to bare so I closed the tab. A shame, that was the chance to delete them all and I didn't.
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>>35407681
>tfw did this but with full name
>tfw its the first link that comes up when i google my name
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>>35407494
>he put his moms vibrator in his ass
How fucking vile.
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>>35407681
>looking at forums I posted on when I was in high school
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>>35407738
my comments have my full name too its fucking embarassing but I dont have the will to delete them the cringe hurts too much
>have email
>log in to google plus a few years ago
>make my first and last name Big Guy because paranoia of gubmint and my real name
>realize after a year google plus changed the name on my linked email
>sending to people put my name as big guy
>someone asked me why my name was that
>cold sweat
>realize employers or just anyone i emailed saw my name and thought it was some gay big dick guy shit and not a stupid meme
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>>35407494
>used to be gay
>experimented with boy
>fucked and snub an autistic boy
>he genuinely loved me
>drove him to be a border line sex pest
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>>35407793
>tfw forums I posted on I'm highschool have been 404 for a few years now
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