Please help me /r9k/
>On tram
>Only me, 7/10 grill, and black guy on Tram
>Everyone minding their own business
>Girl starts freaking out over laptop not working
>Thing is mashed to shit, has a Trump 2096 campaign sticker on it lel.
>Punches laptop lightly, says don't worry multiple times to no one in particular
>Pulls out vodka bottle
>Pours vodka on laptop
>Drinks the last part of it
>Starts to roll bottle on floor
>Her stop arrives and its the same as mine
>She's a new hire at my company
>I work at an airline
>We start talking later
>She's very sweet yet mousey and quiet
What do I do /r9k/? She's obviously insane with the train episode but I don't know, I like her. I don't have a number or anything. When I asked her what her name is she said she had not needed one for a while. I haven't been able to sleep because I'm thinking about her. I'm tired. I won't see her until Monday at work. I have no pictures yet.
>>35464986
you can be her caretaker because she's obviously retarded.
>>35464986
>Trump 2096
So you're saying Trump will solve human mortality and continue being re-elected as president over and over?
I'd be okay with that.
>>35464986
i love this one unironically because even if its a fantasy its the most realistic for me
i am one hundred percent certain i read this same story only it was with a darrel castle sticker instead of trump.
>>35465480
Yep same. Op is, as they say, a faggot.
Im sure that ive already read this. Nice copypasta faggot
My story isn't worth it's own thread so I'll post in this shitty one.
>be me
>HS
>in love with your literal Stacy (blonde, blue eyes, cheerleader)
>get rejected multiple times
>get depressed
>a number of years later I still like her
>have this qt browneyed brunette friend
>she tells me how much of a slut she is and how she's evil or whatever
>we and the qt hang out more and more
>become good friends
>she becomes a borderline stoner (just like me)
>she's still a qt. I wouldn't call her a slut but she's had sex multiple times.
>we play this "game" where we pretend to be in a relationship
>we text each other like we're a couple and pretend we actually are in public (I reckon most people think we ARE a couple)
>this stupid game has made me fall madly in love with her
>cant stop fucking thinking about if she has feelings for me as I do for her (it's hard to tell - she's kind of a tomboy minus the look)
I'm in limbo Bros, I'm not in the friend zone and I'm not dating her and I'm not just her friend - I'm more.
Just wanted to get that off my chest.
Advice is welcome if u have any.