>Here lies Anon; He...

Has accomplished jack shit

>>35531060
Was a virgin.
He was one of us.

was an autistic sperglord and a pedophile the end

>>35531060
died in an original way

...never scored.

>>35531060
Here lies beavis....
....he never scored

Stole from his mom's purse

>>35531084
>He was one of us.
At least in spirit

he never scored is the correct answer and I see 2 others have already posted that

>>35531060
Was a pretty famous musician and left everything he ever earned for his friends in his will.

>>35531060
was a autistic virgin loser with no friends and no accomplishments
he was also a pedo so don't feel bad for him

>>35531123
>>35531151
Fucking beat me to it you niggers

>>35531123
I can't believe it took until the fifth response for this to be posted.

>>35531302
desu there's probably people on /r9k/ who've done worse than whatever you've done

>>35531060
is actually you and this is a dream.

>>35531060
was alive once

>>35531382
Yeah something along those lines

>>35531376
yeah it's pretty easy for someone to have done something worse than me, seeing as i've done literally nothing with my life at all

>>35531060
>Here lies some bones that once belonged to Anon; he never said he wasn't a hypocrite, fyi

>>35531497
>>35531382
>>35531426


Oops.

Very Original

>>35531060
"is dead."

Thats all that needs to be said.

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>>35531060
Never really tried, and yet life tirelessly tried to kill him over and over again. In the end it was himself that was his own demise.

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Holy shit

I thought everone on here was closer to my age

WHAT THE FUCK MAN

This place is an absolute mind-fuck

>>35531443
It's better to have done nothing and still have a chance than to have done something wrong and deal with the guilt forever

>>35531104
How originaI desu

>>35531831
What do you mean anon? Which age group?

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>>35531060
...had actual autism

"... died the way he lived, drowning in pussy"

i would adopt 20 cats and suffocate myself with them just to make it happen

>>35531227
i was going to say i hope you do it but not when it's a name/tripfag

>>35531382
nice

>>35531768
>>35531936
>>35531401
>>35531541
>>35531302
damn

>>35531165
biggie?

Never got the succ

>was a fucking nerd
> - Chad

... was #1!

once fapped 36 times in a day until his dick blew up like a water balloon

Is a lucky son of a bitch.

...was number one