Who here /introducingtheirfamilyto4chan/?
I decided I needed to show my family what I spend most of my time doing, so I gathered them all in the living room telling them I wanted to show them something. I told them it was the website I have been spending a lot of my time on for past few years.
"It's called 4chan.org"
My brother piped up saying "Isn't that a gore website?" I laughed and told him no, saying it's an adult oriented image board for many types of people with many different hobbies, and that the random board, /b/, was the board he was thinking of, as that is the board that the site gets a lot of its reputation from.
I went on to show them all of the different boards and said that there should be a board that everyone should find interest in. When I got to /r9k/, I told them that it is the board that I frequent the most, and that's it's mainly for introverted people like me.
After finishing with the boards, I went on to teach them 4chan lingo and memes, such as 4chan's definition of "autism," "mfw," "tfw," "normies," "REEE," Pepe, Wojak, etc.
I also told them to go read some articles about 4chan on Wikipedia, KnowYourMeme, and maybe EncyclopediaDramatica to learn a little more about 4chan history and culture.
Finally, after teaching them the basics, I sent them off telling them to read up and to give some boards a browse whenever they have time to see what they think.
I feel it went generally well, and hope to see the results of efforts soon. Has anybody else done anything like this?
>>35530004
What the good fuck is wrong with you
This is just autistic enough for me to believe you actually did this
Good christ
My parents think 4chan is for l33t hackers and think I'm in anonymous when I browse this board, I opened a matrix CMD script the other day and they almost called the police because they thought I was hacking the government.
>>35530004
You're mental mate
Oh no.
>A non original comment this is.
>revealing your cultivation base to your family
>>35530004
i really hope you didn't actually do this
>>35530004
hahahahahahahahahah I take it back this is the laugh of the day
>>35530004
I told my family I was amassing a cult of sexually repressed, but frighteningly sharp surrogate bots in order to bring a new era of chaotic rule and establish myself as the overlord.
They told me, you need to get a girlfriend.
>>35530004
I tried to explain /pol/ to my sister because a lot of normie were talking about it. Sounded like a retard.
>>35530193
shouldve been like "baby, this site is epitome of freedom and speech. anything goes on there, like well go right NOW!!"
"Anon!? What are you doing!?!"
"I just wanna know what its like down there!"
"No STOP!! AH AH Stop touching me there!!"
etc...
>>35530004
Jesus Fucking Christ
my stomach hurts and I'm rying
>>35530044
you typed in tree didnt you
>>35530004
>lost
thread of the day for sure
>>35530004
This is the funniest shit I've read on this board in a long time. I seriously hope you didn't actually do this though.
>>35530004
It's time for "Troll Anon's Family" hour. With your host, Anonymous.
>>35530004
Your face when on the off chance this is legit
>>35530004
good OC but you can tell it never happened because it's a blatant ripoff of this classic meme
>ISHYGDDTS
>Grinningbaldmanwithbaseballbat.jpg
>all these newfags replying to stale pasta
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>mfw my dad asks me about "the alt right"
>"Do you remember 'Anonymous' from awhile back? Same people"
>BUT ANON YOU BROWSE THAT WEBSITE AND THOSE ANONYMOUS PEOPLE DID BAD THINGS!
The lengths that people get spooked by autists harassing people on twitter is fucking hysterical
>>35530004
> explaining Pepe and Wojak to parents
Fucking dying here m8. Great thread
>>35531051
Don't you know how often history repeats itself?
I told my parents about good boy points and tendies, they finds it to be hilarious. They both like the REEEEE joke too. My mom did it once with great timing, I laughed really fucking hard when she did it.
>>35531051
I doubt this actually happened but it's still making me cringe
Anyone here old enough to remember the days of rules 1 and 2?
I swear, kids these days :rolling eyes:
>>35531051
>>35531191
>>35531255
am i shadowbanned
original question
>>35531360
Yes you are. Try restarting your life.
>>35531360
no anon I can still see your beautiful comment
>>35531360
no you stupid goat fucker
>>35531360
shadowbans don't exist on 4chan retard