>tfw I have an appointment with a prostitute for Sunday and

>>35530977
>tfw prostitute found my virginity
Fuck I'll never get it back what do I do brks

>>35530977
It's all fine as long as you remember to cry and tell her you love her.

>>35531105
Also, bring handcuffs and chains so she doesnt escape

>>35531118
And a bowl off eggs ?

Kiss her on the lips, they like that it shows you see them as a person not just a sex object

>>35531152
I wouldn't without asking.

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>tfw procrastinating on studying for my hooker exam

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>tfw passed the whore test

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>>35531152
>Kissing an STD carrying mule
Boy you sure are giving some bad advice there.

fap beforehand and take viagra

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> That one time you couldn't cum at all

>>35531604
>fap beforehand

>Implying you'll stay hard wearing a condom and being nervous and after you've fapped

I would avoid fapping for a few days beforehand.

>>35530977
>mfw I have to write a 150-word essay before I meet the prostitute in two weeks
>mfw I haven't started
Should I end it, lads?

>>35531646
Did she let you redo the test at a later date?

I used a dirty pillow for practice. I hug it for awhile then humped it for 15 minutes before taking another hug break.

I thought humping something while I cried and screamed luv you would be difficult but it really wasn't.

>>35531152
>kissing a prostitute

brave man

What are you gonna wear to meet her?

>>35531848
I figured just normal street clothes (jeans, my winter boots and coat, a new plaid shirt I just bought and a plain white t shirt) or should I go decked out in a sports jacket and dress pants? I figured being washed and lightly perfumed would be enough.

>Appointment
kek

I saved up $200 for an obese black hooker and I couldn't get hard and I'm still a virgin
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>35532787
$200 couldn't buy you a better one? I had a cute slightly chubby white girl for $260

>>35531920
Just be clean, put on deodorant, and wear your normal clothes. Unless you're taking her out for dinner prior, don't dress up. That's silly.

>>35532836
My area is pretty dry...
$200 was the cheapest around

>>35533183
How'd you find her? (Original)

Did mummy make the appointment for you, or did you do it yourself like a big boy?

>>35533336
I did it myself, but I'll use money my mommy gave me for my birthday for the whore so ipso facto she did.

>>35530977

Pics or link her ad? What's the rate, and how long are you seeing her? I was going to see a girl on Friday but I think I'm going to cancel. It's rarely worth the money.

Don't wear Cologne, unless you intend to take a quick shower when you get there (helps me calm down once I've met her)

Just be casual and talk for a bit when you first meet her. She will make you feel comfortable if she's comfortable. If she gets the vibe that you're going to harm her, the date will be shitty

>>35533310
backpage when it was still a thing

>>35533455
$300, 60 minutes, I'm not posting her ad but she's cute.

>>35530977
>TFW still don't have my whoremongering licence

>>35533529
Talk about what? Originale

>>35533540
>the Puritan Fundamentalist Republic of America

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>>35533601
Ask her how business has been recently

>>35533621
I didn't ask to share a country with christcucks

>>35533632
>Well, I sucked three dicks this morning so its been a good day. Days where you are just sitting around waiting to suck a dick are the worst.

>>35533601

Are you doing anything with your life? It's just small talk so she knows you're not autistic :^)