Choose your life

White male in United States

>>35531418
do i get to keep my memories? and am i born today or at some other time?

>>35531533
/thread

mootblox

>>35531588
You get your memories but no specific information. No names, no numbers. Skills you once held must be relearned as if you had spent a lifetime away from them.

>>35531418
White man in Denmark
Origami

Once is enough. I'll take my chances with the void of death.

>>35531627
alright then
white female born in the united states. specifically seattle if we can choose the city.

Tibetan Auastralian woman born in Melbourne, Australia.

Asian women tend to live longer than any other race of people. Tibetans don't look like typical Asians and in Australia a Tibetan woman would be considered an exotic beauty. Not to mention qualifying for various scholarships based on minorities.

Australia has a very high HDI and I believe the life of a woman there would be quite comfy.

>>35531533
This. Any other option is stupid.

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White slav man in Ukraine
Engage in lots of gopniking

>>35531418
White female, USA, NJ

I want to start all over again as a girl instead of a guy. It's tough being a man honestly. I've been also starting to think of the female (male) meme. But my faith is keeping me strong not to fall for it.

Japanese male in Japan. Yeah I'm a weeb faggot, what of it

asian male in shanghai, or in ancient china would be pretty cool too.

>Black man in Sweden

Time to get gibs and blanda upp with no repercussions

>>35532089
Slavfag here.

You really should think about that twice.
It looks like a meme, but in reality, it isn't.

A shitload of people want the USSR back not because it was "the golden time", but because it's simply better off then where we are now.

Every day, you have to fucking survive.
You don't get to "gopnik" around.

Gopniks pretty much die at the age of 35ish, either from drug overdose, or from starvation/freezing to death.

>>35531418
I decline the offer so I can finally find some fucking peace

>>35531533
>>35531605
>>35532048
>they actually believe the US has a high quality of life compared to other developed countries
>zero considerations for being more likely to be born into abject poverty in the US than any other developed country

yeah, this is why american's are retarded.

the correct answer would be a white male in switzerland.

>>35532048
>>35531533
>>35531605
Idiots.

White male is okay. But United States? LMAO

only deluded Eastern Block and Russian faggots would believe life in the US is the best choice

>>35531418
I want to be born as a girl that looks just like lauren mayberry please kthx

>>35533819
Rusfag here.
Fuck off cunt.


America is the shittiest first-world nation, but I'd PREFER living there then where I am now.

However, in a perfect world, I'd love to live in Switzerland, or Australia.

>>35533872
You're proven the point in your post, idiot. Anyone who picks US is cucking themselves. There are a half dozen better white countries.

>>35534076
I said if I had a chance to go to America, or stay here, I'd go to America.


But if I had a choice to go ANYWHERE, I'd go to Switzerland or Australia.

I've been in Americuck for a year, but it's worse here then it was in America.

America's still shit-tier.

white man in Monaco, dumdums

>>35531418
White Male Canada is the only non autistic answer.

>>35534332
>Canada, land of the Cucked and American satellite state, over Switzerland or anywhere in Oceania.

>>35534332
Nah man. Canada is rather shitty in a lot of places.

>>35531418
White female in New Zealand
Being a male clearly didn't work out well

>>35532048
>>35531533
that's fucking stupid. What if you become a redneck who is homeschooled and grows up in a trailer.

Japan female is the best choice because gaijins wants poon and you won't be poverty unless you want to be. You can be a happy wagecuck in Japan

White male, Siberia

grey zemale in north grumple

>>35534497
Nice maymay.
Refer to >>35533303
if unironic.

>>35534431
you're saying you want white penises to enter your body. that's bad man, that's a bad thing to say.

>>35534431
>>Japan female
This
I don't even like anime, I just like the idea of unwashed weebs there and abroad idolizing me.

>>35534407
Our healthcare is affordable and our leader isn't a gameshow host

>>35534553
Leaf here.

>I'd rather have a fucking gameshow host leader instead of the LITERAL KING OF KEKS.

He is LITERALLY importing rapefugees by the MILLIONS.

His wife was BLACKED years ago.
He was a fucking DRAMA TEACHER.

Can you get any more homosexual and weak?

>>35534431
Japan female is pretty fucking top tier, I agree. Longest lifespan in the world, right?

But I still think I will stick with my Tibetan Australian choice because life can be pretty stressful for the average Japanese person. Australia seems more chill.

>>35531994
>he thinks that Tibetans won't just blend in with the millions of other chinks and gooks we have here

Mate, you'd be as common as niggers in Detroit

>>35534550
It's really not all it's cracked up to be

>>35534553
>omg your leader is a gameshow host, that automatically disqualifies him!
>ours was a drama teacher, but who cares?

Can't make this shit up.

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>>35534869
Nah, they look funny. Might get confused with Mongolians tho

>>35534932
The biggest stress seems to be finding a man to settle down with, and the overall workaholic culture of Japan that does extend to women.

White female in Luxembourg is the only logical answer, or maybe Monaco/Andorra/Switzerland

>>35531418
reincarnation is such a crock of shit, with my luck I'd just come back as an uglier autistic faggot

>>35535059
so you want dark-hued dicks pounded into you. good to know.

>>35535046
Mongolians are top tier though. Tfw ywn live under a genghis firm but fair rule. Its just not fair tbqh famalam.

>>35531418
White male in Australia

Just be an absolute degenerate who bangs Aussie women.

>>35535060
no faggot you'd get new luck. a fresh start!

>>35535060
>>>35535059
Remember you keep your memories with some limitations. You can try not to make the same mistakes.

>>35531418
Nice. Black male in America.

>>35535136

I just picked those countries because highest chance of being rich, don't have to stay there

>>35531418
Hey dipshit

What exactly is 'a mysterious' ?

You fucking idiot

You're incapable of communicating on a basic 3rd grade level

Here's the life YOU'LL get in this homo lottery:

The one you're living right now

NEWS FLASH :

instead of improving your life, or maximizing it's dynamics, you sit on your shitbox fantasizing and playing 'imaginary princess games'

This is why you're such a bore and a loser

You're wasting the best years of your life

Fuckface

Illiterate fuckface

>>35535230

you're on here roleplaying too, princess

White norwegiean chick

>>35531418
I choose an alien of the dominant gender on a planet in the observable universe which houses advance alien life.

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>>35535230
oh boy not this shithead again
post your ugly wife again plz, it always makes me feel good about being single when I can see how some people have it worse

>>35535230
isn't it even more mysterious that way?

>>35535230
The only people who post things like this are people who have never known any real pain in the lives.

>>35531418
Tokyo.
Fucking a white male.
Guaranteed Chad status.

>>35531418
Finnish female please.

>>35535671
I'm so sorry, we're all booked up. How about male Indian midget?

>>35532115

RE: it's tough being a man

Hahahahaha

How would YOU know anything about being a 'man'?

The fact that you admit wanting to be a chick is proof positive that being a 'man' isn't your specialty

So....

Since you're so honest...

Youve sucked dick before....

Admit it....

Just be a big girl and admit that a cock has been in your mouth before

What's hilarious is how many people tell me every day how pretty my wife is.

We hear it all day, every day, from men and women alike

Personally, I don't harp on her looks

I'm more proud of her amazing intelligence

However, you're NOT the first sexually failed, incompetent, inept, unattractive, lazy, cowardly, effeminate loser with the ladies to try and shift focus off your sexual inabilities, and point a finger of pompous false 'expertise' at a woman, attempting to claim she's not up to your standards....

Distraction technique: failed

It only drew MORE ATTENTION to the fact you can't get a girl

So....

List the top 38 reasons girls aren't interested in you

.....seriously....

Tell the rest of the class the top 38 reasons why no woman will fuck you

And NO, it's not your choice

It's the girls decision

You're not an intentional failure with the ladies

They just simply DONT like you

So...

The top 38...

We are waiting

Sexless little boy

>>35535963
>>35536153
everybody just put this fag on ignore

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Black male in sweden. Life on vacation mode

>>35535136
You can't undo autism

I was doomed from the start

>>35535515
Shut the fuck up, you snivelling little sexless coward

>>35536162
Hahaha

Your attempt to control the behavior of others was even less effective than your attempt to control your own sexual downward spiral

Nice work, fatboy

>>35531795
This.
I had relatively decent opportunities and fucked it up; fucking up a better life knowing I had a say in it sounds painful.

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black woman in america. Assuming I wont have dindu tier intellect.
I'd be a total 'uncle tom' and piss off the cucks. pick not related, just like this pepe.

>>35535255
Lol you're such an ill informed, incapable, inexperienced, indignant little girl

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>>35536153
damage control
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stay mad

>>35531418
>A mysterious offers you another chance at life.
I refuse his offer.

>>35536277
Lol @ you pretending that a weak sexless little inexperienced coward homosexual child like YOU is capable of upsetting me

When it's so obvious how badly I've gotten under your skin

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>>35536310
So to answer the OP, what kind of qt grill would you be Johnny?
One mysterious chance!