>mfw masterfully manipulating a cute robot boy into becoming

pls be a girl and be my gf

>>35603878
Robots don't have relationships, fucking normalfag.

>>35603889
>girls in /r9k/

Are you retarded?

Homo weebs go away

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>>35603899
>Robots don't have relationships, fucking normalfag.
that's part of the challenge !!

>>35603913
Girls do post on /r9k/, they would just never post with anime images.

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>>35603965
>Girls do post on /r9k/
wrong

go back to lolcow

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>>35603938
>Homo weebs go away
non-homo anti-weebs please leave

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>>35603889
>pls be a girl and be my gf
i-if you would really be ok with someone like me anon...
I am a girl but I have a penis is that ok

>>35603878
>mfw masterfully manipulating a cute robot boy into becoming my bf
why not manipulate him into becoming you gf?

>>35604776
Not the Anon who asked you, but I like girls with penises

>>35603878
if you want an ass fucking why didnt you just hit me up

>>35604776
be my gf please
unless youre burch

>>35605780
then I would have to work on manipulating you also and I've already put so much work into one victim

s-so, how did you do it? Asking for a friend.

>>35603878
Are you an 18 year old from Sweden?

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>ywn have a cute but strange girl conduct a long, drawn out, master plan to make you fall in love with her

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>>35605958
>s-so, how did you do it? Asking for a friend.

let me tell you my BRILLIANT PLAN so my fellow robots can capture their own cute boys as well!

First, I seduced him. I talked to him in a thread and TRICKED him into contacting me.

Then, over the course of several weeks, I talked to him every day. Asked him how his day was. Complimented him. Called him a cute boy and said how cool I thought he was. I got him to trust me.

Now came the challenging part - I had to make him ask ME to be MY bf. I coyly flirted with him while not quite acting like I wanted to. I DECEIVED him into wanting to be MY bf

now he will come over to my house and fuck my bp thinking that he won, that he finally got a bf, but in reality, it was ME who tricked HIM into doing this.

Can you think of anything more ingenious? Anything more contemptible?

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>>35603878
>>35606358
>tfw a cute boy will never manipulate me into fucking him

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>>35606389
>tfw a cute boy will never manipulate me into fucking him
yeah, haha, that would be crazy right?
Do you want to talk more about this? Somewhere else?

>>35606496
Okay anon. If you want to talk my discord is Hollow#7487

>>35606358
You are so cute it's not fair I wish I knew people like you in real life holy fuck I am dying seriously your post just made me smile so much because of how cute you are

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>>35606538
>You are so cute it's not fair I wish I knew people like you in real life holy fuck I am dying seriously your post just made me smile so much because of how cute you are

t-thanks anon
I'm actually really spergy in real life btw sorry for disappointing you ;_;

>>35606657
I don't care at all :3 NYPHVR#6647

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>>35603878
What if he turns the tables and rapes you?

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>>35606496
>>35606526
>tfw manipulative anon didn't add me

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shame on you all.
for being gay.
shame

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>>35606830
>tfw I am such a successful mastermind I can manipulate my target into thinking he wants to rape me against my will when I actually orchestrated the whole act
who else /evilgenius/ here

>>35603878
Now NTR him with another dick

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>>35606358
Youre manipulating my penis you whore.

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>>35607473
>whore
do NOT be rude in my thread.

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>robot traps are literally irl perfect anime girls
>the idea of being with a guy still grosses me out
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
FAGGOTS HAVE IT SO EASY

>>35606701
>>35606657
I promise (promise) I will be EXTRA (EXTRA) nice to you, qt!! :3

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>>35607617
whatcha gonna do ...other than use caps

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>>35603878
Hi OP I was that cute robot but now I see you like Konosuba I hate you and don't want to be your bf anymore.

Goodbye forever

>>35603878

Here is how to "manipulate" a robot into fucking you

>"hey, you want to fuck"
>"S-sure, thanks y-you too"

Wow hard

>>35606830
SAUCE
NOW
;-;

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>>35607838
IT CAN'T POSSIBLY BE THAT SIMPLE
OMG

This thread is kind of turning me on. I'm a ladyboy, not a boy, but I love the idea of getting manipulated like this...

>>35607905
It's very extremely not.

We're talking about guys so shy that they routinely turn down sex from real natural girls.

At least that's the case with myself and most robots I've talked to.

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>>35607838
>>35607905
It really is, some cases here are pathetic enough to fuck another dude in the ass, not that the alternative is much better with the current line up of women in west

>>35607949
Just be firm with them. Tell them that you're going to fuck and that he will like it.

>>35607905
>offered my boipussy to at least 10 guys on here and only one even added me.

He stopped replying to my messages.

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>>35607978
you clearly haven't talked to many robot boys

>>35607992
It's okay, I'm still (still) waiting for CuteBoy to reply to me. I'm not giving up on you (you), qt!!

>>35607978
>How to get shanked by a robot 101
Do it faggot, that will trigger every robots prison fear and they'll shank you / bash you with a stone

>>35607978
It takes 2 to tango cowboy.

Just because you're willing to receive doesn't mean he's going to give it.

Girls make this mistake all the time.

>>35607992
Something has to be wrong here.
Either you weren't close to any of these anons or made yourself out to be cute when you weren't.

Goodnight, robots~ I must sleep now! Here is my discord tag again, in case anyone wants to say hello to me :3 NYPHVR#6647

>>35607992
>offered my boipussy to at least 10 guys
are you still virgin

>>35604776
>I am a girl
>I have a penis
You're a mentally sick individual is what you are. Pathetic. An hero.

>>35607978
>Just be firm with them. Tell them that you're going to fuck and that he will like it.
"you are going to fuck my ass and you are going to like it"
even if they wanted to I think that would scare a lot of people off

>>35608519
I don't post pictures on 4Chan or at least very often. I wanted to get to know them more in chat.

>>35608762
Yes! But only until Tuesday! I ended up finding an anon on /soc/ of all places. Sorry anon~

Everyone who claims to be a master manipulator ends up being an autistic cuck with an overblown ego.

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>>35608825
can I discuss this more with you elsewhere? You have some interesting ideas

>>35608953
don't underestimate me~

>>35608953
i'm more of a master baiter myself

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>>35608953
oh yeah mr. hot stuff? I bet I could manipulate you into letting me suck your dick

I bet you would be so easy to manipulate, I could do it right here and now if I wasn't going to sleep now

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>>35606358
I think the fact that you flirted indicated that you wanted it, anon. That's not really manipulation. That's asking him to fuck your boipussy.

And let's not forget that flirting with ANY robot is likely to land you a boyfriend. You're playing on easy mode, master puppeteer.

PLOT TWIST: The cute boy was really manipulating OP all along for his own amusement!

>>35609152
D E E P E S T
L
O
R
E R O L

>tfw cock lust and cute threads are conducted by faggots and not qt grills

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME HOMOS

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>>35603878
you say this now but in two weeks you will be in /sft/ complaining about y he no respon

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>You will never be in a relationship with a strong man who holds you tight

I want to move my brain several feet north of my skull.

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>>35609186
>tfw cock lust and cute threads are conducted by faggots and not qt grills
but I am a girl anon...
I can be a girl for you...

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>tfw you're becoming more and more interested in the idea of a boyfriend

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>>35609248
how interested are you in the idea of becoming MY boyfriend qt?

>>35609292
i'm not cute, i'm tall and hairy and fat

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I was thinking of manipulating someone for information but I can't bother. I've had this dumbass plan in mind for months now, but it just seems so pointless..

>>35609403
information?

>>35609409
Information. They know things I want to know.

>>35609409
I like digging into people for the purpose of learning. There's this organized group of chucklefucks that I've been meaning to infiltrate by using lies because they've been going after folks I know and because they seem like interesting people themselves.

>tfw not a government employed spy manipulating the ruskis into revealing their secrets

life is sad