>see thread on /r9k/ about how non-cutfags should pull the

needless to say skin hasn't gotten back to its normal position yet

pull the skin back over it?

You pull it back over you fucking idiot. Are you seriously telling me you've never cleaned under your foreskin before you dirty fucking cunt?

>>35632060
ive never been able to pull my foreskin back. i clean my dick by holding my foreskin closed and pissing until my dickhead balloons up and then loosening my grip. i piss out a creamy, foul smelling stream of piss and smeg sometimes with hard lumps.
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>>35631980
this is why circumcision exists

>>35632101

Good fucking lord

You give us uncutfags our terrible reputation. It sounds like you have phimosis to me. It should be easy to pull your foreskin back

>>35632021
>>35632060
You have to pull it BACK OVER after you're done cleaning it???!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE NONCUTFAGS THE MOST KEKED PEOPLE IN EXISTANCE?????? YOU GOYIM AND YOUR FORESKIN. ROASTIES THINK UNCUT DICKS ARE FUCKING UGLY AND YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE YOUR GARAGE DOOR'S CLOSED SO YOUR DICK DOESN'T SHRIVEL P??????!!!!AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35632162
>this is why ripping off the skin of someones dick so they need to jack off with lube and not feel anything is necessary
you should chop off your arm, you might break it one day

>>35632170
>is cut
>unironically calls others goyims

heh

>>35632170

Is this the famous 4chan autism I've heard so much about on reddit?

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Jesus Christ I do not envy you uncut fags.

Laugh at me all you want for lack of sensitivity or whatever, but there is no way that shit can be worth having to deal with the myriad of problems that come along with foreskin.

>>35632169
yeah i do have phimosis

>>35632101
That must be so oddly satisfying

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>>35632204
>reddit

You gotta leave, bitch.

>>35632101
Fucking hilarious but if this actually works I may have to try it. I've had phimosis for years and I've only slightly stretched it out.

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>>35632204
>Is this the famous 4chan autism I've heard so much about on reddit?

I really wish this wasn't original

>>35632021
it does not go back it is too tight

>>35632297
how else are you going to clean your dick if you cant touch it with water

>>35632060
no i never, and it is too tight around dick so it doesnt go over head to go back :(

ITT: bitter cutfags falseflagging.

I think, this is bait thread. If not - go see a doctor.

>>35631980
how the fuck dose this even happen lol? I pull my forskin back and then it just naturally rolls back up to cover the tip like a normal person's would.

>>35632377
Sometimes I can pull it back further after I get out the shower and the skin is nice and stretchy. When I pulled it back a bit further the first time there were chunks of smegma on the head. I carefully picked some of them off but that was a very long time ago.

>>35632474
do the piss trick mate, you'll love it

>>35632404
>>35632423
no i swear i have a geniune problem and i need help
i will wait one more day

>>35632377
I personally fill up a pitcher with water, hold open the foreskin a bit with one hand, and pour water in to clean it out. It kinda works, I can't pull the foreskin back over the head without experiencing great pain to the skin and the head.

What do on this

>>35632460
its too tight i dunno how to explain otherwise

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>>35632516
I feel like I won't and it may end badly but I'll do it anyway. Operation explodey dick will go underway tomorrow morning. Nothing like starting the day with a blown out penis.

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>>35632532
You can keep masturbating to slowly stretch it out, that's what I've been doing. It may take a while but it's better than a circumcision if you ask me. Try not to pull it all the way back and hurt yourself though.

>>35632232
>myriad of problems
This is not real. Deluded cutfags want to believe this as a way of rationalizing what was taken from them against their will.

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>>35632232
Phimosis isn't that bad.
The only bad thing about it is that I always need to wipe my dick off with toilet paper to get all of the urine out so it doesn't go in my underwear and smell like fish. So that's why I never piss in a urinal; unless I'm at a concert and everyone smells like shit from moshing, in which case I don't care.

>>35632162
Actually OP only has this problem because circumcision is prevalent in his area which makes talk about foreskin hygiene and maintenance unusual

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IT GOT BACKNAGAIN, HEHEHE IM SO HAPPY
CHECKMATE CUTFAGS

Ah i remember not even being a decade old, and my dad checking up on my penis with the routine inspection day.

Had a little phimosis so was forced to pull the skin back...it hurt so much at the time but now i can pull ma skin back all the way that i look cut or push it all the way up that i look like i have excessive foreskin.

>>35632232
There is literally nothing wrong with my dick whatsoever, OP is larping.

>>35631980
that's because you have phimosis
try to get it back in place or live your entire life as a pseudo cutfag, either works

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>>35631980
>Listening to /r9k/ about anything, especially about health and hygiene
Don't. The people here are full of shit and have been "redpilled" about the nuances of their body by the internet and other robots.

They're full of shit, never listen to them.

>>35631980
That's called paraphimosis and requires immediate medical attention. You can literally lose your dick over this. Hopefully it's not too late and your tissue hasn't started dying yet. I'm really not kidding, look it up if you don't believe me. Go to the ER and save your dick

>>35635389
fuck you you are larping, its ok now but it was like what i said

>>35635541
it get back by itself as i already said, just freaked out cause it didnt for entire night

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You are supposed to stretch the skin when you are young and growing.. Normal kids masturbate and that does it.

>>35632232
>myriad of problems
Cleaning isn't a "myriad" you faglord

Literally no problems with being uncut you child abused goyims

>>35632170
Enjoy your dry calloused Jew dick faggot

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>>35632232
6 gorillion shekels have been deposited into your account

>>35636016
As a girl I will never go down on an uncut fag. The one time I did I got a mouthful of smegma. Cut penises are more hygienic and aesthetic

>>35637464
Thats because youre a femanon ugly virgin who will not get any dick

being uncut is just an excuse to touch yourself when you shower. its fucking great.

>>35632185
I'm cut and I don't need lube