Robots, I am in a situation. I made a poorly thought out remark

what did you tell her

tell us V E R B A T I M

>>35653447
You are a freak of nature. Who engages in roastie jokes and has female friends? That's one foot in one foot out.

It's only going to get worse for you

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>>35653543
I told her I could never eat at Arby's because roasties ruined it for me but only after I said it did I realize I fucked up. She asked me what roasties were and I said it was gross and she didn't want to know but now she's fucking texting me and she said "you HAVE to tell me what roasties are", caps included. How fucked am I?

>>35653447
doesnt she know how to use google
I googled it and the first result was an urban dictionary entry explaining it perfectly
how can ppl in the current year not think of using search engines

>>35653647
Say I shouldn't have made that joke but it's what some guys call slutty girls. Like how their vaginas look like roast beef.

>>35653750
I'm certain she googled it but for some reason she wants to hear it from me personally. What the fuck did I do to deserve this?

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>>35653647
just tell her and laugh if she gets offended

>>35653822
>>What the fuck did I do to deserve this?
Made a joke about roasties without considering your audience.

tell her that it has to do with losing the genetic lottery with a woman's labia, and making fun of it is the gender swapped version of a small penis

>>35653863
fucking kek
In my shoes Id just tell her, because I pick my friends carefully and don't hang around people that get offended.

>>35653880
This is actually maybe your best bet. Don't say anything about trying to tie it to how much sex a women has because that's false and could be construed as sexist. Tell the truth which is that it's an off color and mean spirited joke, but isn't any better or worse than making fun of small penises.

>>35653447
Plot twist; she's actually from here and wants to make sure you really go on r9k before making you her robot bf.