>hear parents fighting >one of them throws something on

>>35653507
Go comfort your mother anon

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>>35653507
if they break up and they liked you this could be good news anon.
This means your both your parents will spoil you to win your affection and spend more time with you

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>>35653507
i think the remote was a dragon dildo, maybe your mom discovered that your dad was using it and now shes mad because her husband is gay

>>35654122
>spoil you to win your affection and spend more time with you

That only works if you're a child. If you're a 20something NEET they'll be fighting over who does NOT get to deal with you.

update robros
>mummy comes into my room
>dad was apparently mad at the tv and threw the remote at the wall or something because mummy didnt want to "cuddle" with him
>he drives off for the night in his car
>this has never happened once, and fights are uncommon so i am scared
>cant afford to not be neet

Knock them both out, strap them to chairs then dont feed them til they work out their issues