>"you're such a handsome boy, why don't you

oh god just make the pain go away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>they'll be lining up around the block for you son. I'll have to chase them away with my shotgun :)
why are parents such assholes?

>you're a handsome guy, all you have to do is smile!

>>35709882
I had an old black janitor at McDonald's say something like this to me when I was 13 or 14

>when are you going to make me a grandma anon?
>never
>ahahaha don't be like that

>>35709882
Had an old black janitor woman say something like this to me at McDonald's when I was 13 or 14

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>>35711705
he wanted to fuck you in your asshole, anon.

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>>35709882
>the girls are going to be lining up at (insert address here), anon!
m-make it stop...