>there are Chads browsing this board RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>I can't even have one place free from normies

I want to die

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>tfw no chad to save you from these pathetic robots

Chad here. I still haven't managed to fuck a fembot. They're really elusive and disappear quickly without warning.

Of course there are.

It is some sort of universal law that I cannot do anything without being reminded that I am inferior and inadequate.

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>tfw no 9/10 bf to succ off

>>35710307
There are far too many gays on /r9k/ for some reason.

>>35710433
>virgin + loneliness + lots of free time + anime = prison gay

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>>35710086
>phoneposting chads

>>35710460
>implications
not everyone is a basement dweller

>>35710466
How else are we supposed to post from work?

>>35710086
>""""Fembots""""
You're just as bad as the chads

Shy Chad here. Dont worry guys because no matter how good looking you are as a male if you are shy and have no initiative you will still be alone.

Trust me I've tried to talk to a lot of femanons. If I dont show them my picture ASAP they lose interest right away because im dull and shy. If I do manage to show them my picture it keeps them interested for maybe a few days before they get tired of trying to get me to do lewd things.

A shy Chad is like a bird without wings.

>>35710482
On your computer in full view of everyone else. You know, like a normal human being.

>>35710270
>>35710489
You're forgetting the other universal law. Wherever there is pussy, men will be thirsty.

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>Wanting fembots.
>Wanting a female you.

>>35710507
This doesn't matter.
If I was attractive, my confidence would be higher and I would talk to people more.
Now quit LARPing, faggot.

>>35710535
You're wrong and I'm not LARPing.

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>>35710507
Wow, you're so sensitive. I'm sure your personality isn't that bad, you seem to be quite engaging from this post alone. Maybe you could post a picture?

>our fembots

This nigger KEK

>implying there's such thing as "fembot" which whom you'll meet in the future and lose your virginity

Very funny, faggot. Get a life.

And Chads, get the fuck outta here, would you? Go do normie things and leave our board alone for only us, you fucking plebs

>>35710507
You're no Chad, you're a good-looking autist.

>>35710521
>using work computer to go on 4chan

No.

>>35710557
Just stay on blue boards.
Better than using work wi-fi.

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>>35710527
>implying women can be like us

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>>35710433
>Board that welcomes defranchised male outsiders
>far too many gays on /r9k/ for some reason.

Makes perfect sense to me.

>>35710541
>I'm not LARPing.
Prove it

>>35710544
>Maybe you could post a picture?
No. I have not and will never pic-whore on /r9k/

>>35710549
You're right. I guess it depends on what your idea of Chad is. If its the roided out high school jock then yeah I'm not that.

>>35710507
>Shy
>Chad

K, post pic faggot. Wait are you that good looking robot that posted their picture about a week ago?

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>>35710585
Sure they can, but are you really the kind of person you want to talk to?

>>35710592

Are you a virgin?

jlklkmlklkmm

>>35710592
>>35710610
I'm not posting a picture here. You can believe me or not believe me I dont care desu.

>>35710086
How do I get him to be my boyfriend?
Biological Asian girl (btw)

>>35710614
Yes. I would love to be able to talk to someone with the same interests I have.

>>35710625
Yes.

>>35710627
I don't believe you. You're a LARPing faggot with no substance to any of his claims. Literally neck yourself.

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>>35710650
>Yes.


HOLY SHIT, I'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE

THIS IS NOT A LARP LADS, I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A LARP

You called yourself a shy chad or shy virgin (like you are now) and a female asked where you were/for a pic, you posted a pic and then deleted it. About 3 months ago I'd guess. Never gonna forget that moment.


(He is literal male model tier, this was one of the weirdest things I've saw on the whole board. I don't have the pic saved either)

>>35710692
You're confused and have me mistaken for someone else.

>>35710701

Oh shit yeah. I think he's the same guy though. Who calls themselves a "shy chad"?

>>35710728
Someone whos lying obviously :^)

Good looks automatically give you a perfect personality.

>>35710738

It's too similar. It's the use of "shy" instead of autistic/beta/awkward.

>>35710571
I'm not using anything work-related, whether a computer or internet connection, for 4chan. Purely my own phone and data connection.

>>35710607
Chad isn't roided. Chad is confident and outgoing.

>tfw robot by nature
>chad by looks
>yfw no cufe slovakian gf

>>35710921
>Chad isn't roided

because he doesnt have to be, he is naturally high-test and muscle growth comes natural for him

also he is confident because of positive reinforcement he had since childhood due to halo effect of his good looks

Chad is all about good genetics

>>35710961
>le genetics meme

Being Chad is a choice. He didn't become a Chad by shutting himself in the basement and fapping to Chinese cartoons.

We don't want your fembots lol

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>tfw chad but still no gf

>>35711405
no one wants to see your ugly face stop posting it

>>35711213
i don't think you know what a chad is

chad = attractive and masculine male

you can't choose to be attractive and masculine

now end your life (kill yourself)

>>35711213
well he also didn't become a chad by being born with a weak chin, fuck off

>>35711420
Of course you can choose to be attractive and masculine. You chose not to be.