This is my cat! Say something nice to him!

>>35709982
WAKE THE FUCK UP, BITCH!

>>35709982
Awww, who wants a tummy rub?

>>35709982
Jesus christ, this thread just reminded me that I forgot about my cat being locked in the basement.

If you touch that cats tummy you WILL get scars

Oldest trick in the book

You're not fat, you're just big-boned.

>having cats

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Your cat looks like mine. Pic related.

>>35709982
Your owner is severely autistic

>>35710171
your car needs to go on a diet

what a fat nigger

>>35710171
Goddamn he THICC

>>35710201
I know. But he somehow gained weight even though I've been giving him less food since I took that picture.

>>35709982
burn it. Normies hate that shit

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your cat with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight your cat can get. Thanks for the motivation.

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wow i like these fat cats

>>35710275
you know what, i'm not even going to ask

>>35710408
FUCK YES DOGGO

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tell me how you like this cat???

>>35709982
Awwwwwww, you big pussy.

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this is a good animal

anon your cat is a fucking idiot

>>35709982
Ever since I went to stay at my brothers place for a weekend and his asshole cat attacked me for no reason I fucking hate cats. One of his cats was super nice and would come up and cuddle me but his other cat (a Bengal cat) apparently hates everyone including me.
Don't really care why it hated me, but in my eyes cats are kinda shit tier now.

Oh and fuck you you little piece of pussy shit

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>>35709982
Ur so luvly I had to save ur image to use it in this stjuupid hjuman booord.

I also promise to kill all dickheads ever hurting the representatives of your lovely species, like that one subhuman filth planning to take a stray cat from an animal shelter and torture it to death. There's no other way to give them proper punishment than killing them away. I am also traumatized about what that filth wrote, so that I can hardly watch any kitty images anymore, and have difficulties in concentrating into anything, knowing that filth might be torturing some animal right at that moment.

We should all join and kill away the filth torturing and killing animals for no reason. And I'm pretty sure it will happen too, one day,

Sorry to put this here, your mightyness, but I am feeling distressed and have no other place as there is no /feel thread/.

>>35710034
You're on the Kill List.

>>35710240
You're on the Kill List.

>>35710675
You have to be strangled a bit for being a filthy idiot.

>>35710034
Oh sorry, I misread that you forgot to lock your cat into basement. Be careful not locking your cat into any places. My uncle's cat got locked into his carage attick for days, while he was furiously trying to find it everywhere in panic.

You deserve some spanking tho, locking your cat into basement like that.

Aww what a nice kitty. 10/10 would belly rub for ages until it eventually stopped enjoying it and bit my hand

>>35709982
*rubs ur tummy*

Nice fur, catto, keep it up.

>>35709982
qt patootie

Somehow that wasn't original.

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Patches reporting in!

pussy how many times did you fuck pussy's

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>>35710017
*bites and scratches your hand*

Cute cats guys!

>>35709982
You're going to hell, kitty cat

Are there any depressed robots here? Do you think getting a cat would help?

>>35709982
get a job you pathetic waste of space

>>35712221
Possibly. Cats can be incredibly loving companions but it's a fine balance between treating them right and getting a cat who's not a dick.
>all cats are assholes
is a meme perpetuated by dumb normies who try to treat them like furry babies, but they definitely can be aloof and figuring out how to make them warm up to you can take a bit.