Virgins

pretty sure I would have trouble getting it up due to the amount of fetish porn I have fapped to

Pretty shitty, I have phimosis
>>35710267
>pretty sure I would have trouble getting it up due to the amount of fetish porn I have fapped to
This

>>35710123
I lost my virginity at 22 with a girl who didn't know that I was virgin. I think I did alright.

>>35710302
The subject says virgins you stupid jackass. He never asked for your shit life stories. He is asking virgins these questions.

>>35710302
why are you here? shoo norman, shoo!

>>35710123
Horrible. I've had over a half dozen blowjobs but never had sex because I'm too nervous to put a condom on and don't want to knock a girl up. It's embarrassing.

>>35710123
I'm physically attractive but haven't gotten laid yet due to autism, now i'm 21 and i end up shutting down every girl cuz im too scared about giving a shitty performance when i could just go home and masturbate

>>35710302
Same situation for me but lost at 23
I think I got away with it

>>35710123
For so long I've been denied a basic need just because I'm not chad. This rejection has left me lethargic, and I would probably turn them down because I don't even want it anymore.

>>35710680

lol, the only one denying you anything is you. I've been turned down by five times the number of girls you've ever talked to, but I've also slept with and had meaningful relationships with more girls than you've ever talked to. Your problem is you, and you can either figure out a solution to that problem, or continue being too fucking stupid and lazy to do so.

By the way, I'm never checking this thread again, so don't bother replying to me, faggot, consider this a present even though you're too fucking pathetic to get over yourself enough to seek change (and you know exactly what change I'm talking about in your life, but will still refuse to go through with it because you're too fucking weak).

>>35710706
That enlightenment me, thanks anon

I think I would do fairly well, I've watched so much porn in my lifetime I'm basically an expert. I would like to throat fuck a girl also.

>>35710123
>ineptness would disgust her?
This would probably be the least disgusting thing about me. I've watched enough porn and know enough about biology to have a decent idea of how to get a female off. im just hideous and obese.

>>35710810
>>35710755
Does porn really transfer that much into real life?

>>35710123
I'd be incredibly nervous and I doubt I'd last longer than a minute.

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>>35710123
I wish people would stop saying "ineptness," it sounds silly and strange. Can we just use ineptitude, please?

>>35710123
I have PIED. We wouldn't even get started

>>35710267
>pretty sure I would have trouble getting it up due to the amount of fetish porn I have fapped to

This, the xanax I'd have to take to quell the anxiety involved probably wouldn't help either.

>>35710123
i would just ignore her, roasties can go fuck themselves or chad or whatever

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>>35710123
But OP, that'll never happen

Why would you think that would ever happen?