Okay Robots, how many times a day do you /fap/? And how

>>35766143
I don't fap. Never have and never will.

>>35766159

Surely you have at least once? And why won't you?

>>35766185
Nope never fapped. It's degenerate, all I need is the bible.

>>35766143

One or twice a day.
And once a week I do amphetamines and fap for 12 hours straight and cum buckets.

>tfw high test

maybe a few times a month
thanks antidepressants

>>35766143
Like once a week when the >nogf feels peak, it's useful to stay wound up so I can get shit done, but laying awake at night thinking about girls is a fucking nightmare.

Too many is easy, when you tear your dick that's too many.

>>35766143
somehow i accidentally got my comedy and strategy and erotic brain streams all crossed and i now fap to porn less enthusiastically than i derive cunning jokes about it
consequently, my physical masturbations have decreased at about the rate that my mental masturbations have increased