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How to I get my intj oneitis to stop hating me?
I'm infp :c

what is your type and what pet do you own or want to own, if any?

>INFP
>cat

>>35765998
>tfw intj masterrace
awwwwww yea

>>35766154
INTJ
Raccoon

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I just want to die already
Originale commento

>>35765998
INTP here.
I'm just minding my own business. Reading history, and shitposting

>>35765998
not well. I asked someone out on a date and they sounded like they didn't want to go at all. got a yes though.

Daily reminder that you have no soul if Ni is not at Ieast your auxiliary function. So only INFJ, INTJ, ENTJ and ENFJs have souls. :3

>>35766050

INTJ girls are trash, stay away from them

t. INTJ male

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>>35766154

INTP

Having a comfy fishtank would be nice

Probably messy and too much work in practice

>>35766154
>INFP
>I don't like animals

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lSTP master race reporting in!

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Comfy meme-BTI Discord server still up and running, 49 members, but still looking for more traffic since the mass majority are "I".

discord.gg/UXudvSw

Come on in and wipe your feet at the door, robots.

>>35765998
>implying NTJ and NTP have any difference

>>35766287
Why, though?
This one is really one of a kind, easily the most interesting person I know.

>>35765998
I'm entp what does this say about me and what type of person would be good for a relationship.

>>35766275
What do you mean by that, Anon?

>t. curious INFJ

>>35765998
careful, that picutre will trigger the autistic ISTP guy

ISTJ here, help me feel better about it

>>35766389
Society values people like you very much.

INTP here, I'm noticing myself becoming more and more gay the longer I'm without physical/sexual contact (always).

I think I'm getting attracted to myself. please help.

>>35765998
I'm INFJ and feel pretty autistic

>>35766154
INFJ
Bird

>>35766422
I'm INFJ and actually autistic

>>35766336
If you're into politics you should definetely look for someone who is at least somewhat into politics aswell (preferably not absolutely opposed to your own view point), since if you are like me, you won't shut up about it. This goes for every interest you may have, but politics has a special position, since talking much about those to someone who doesn't share your opinion could potentially backfire, while talking about movies or such with someone who disagrees with you is not really a big deal.

>>35765998
ENTJ reporting in

About to make some delicious pasta bake

>>35765998
for newbies to this mbti bullshit

intp = quintessential nerd/quiet autist/''''philosopher'''
intj = fedora tipper / atheist
infj = mysitics, hitler and lisa simpson
infp = that quiet autistic faggot that likes artistic shit but is to autistic to hang out with emos
entp = asshole prankster / class clown / actually pretty smart and wants to debate all the time for the sake of debating
entj = your non-retarded boss/napoleon
enfj = cult leader
enfp = pussy art school student / sjw
istp = clint eastwood / protagonist from Drive / quiet '''badass'''
istj = quintessential wageslave / mindless drone/bureaucrat
isfj = cucks / stalkers
isfp = hipsters / former emos
estp = chad
estj = your retarded boss
esfj = quintessential normie / the community is everything
esfp = retard with good social skills / sluts

you can now participate in the discussion, good luck

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>INFJ

>reading into western occultism and becoming a living meme
>too trapped inside my own head to understand what's going on, shitty extroverted-autist conscious persona fueling self-hatred, depressed as shit, feel like I'm not a human or not in reality at times
>anything to do with emotions or people is a stenuous effort, despite idolising friends and love, be difficult and cold with people
>it's another episode of "What am I?" again

I'm pretty sure this is more personal issues than INFJ, but can anyone relate?

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Est-J

Am I OK?

>>35766544
I think its an INFJ thing as well as personal homie, I can relate to that way too much

>>35766544
You should put your rose coloured glasses on sir.

We all need a filter to except the world, anyone who tells you otherwise, are using the ignorance filter.

>>35766154
INFP

I really want a turtle bro and a dog bro.

>>35766485
Accurate post friendo

Take this test, not 16 personalities.

http://www.celebritytypes.com/test.php

It actually gives meaningful results

>>35766485
>/ atheist
How is this a description of a personality?

>>35766154
ISTP
birds sound nice

>>35766659
Shit pandering descriptions despite that, though.

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I either get INTP or ISTP
I got the worst characteristics from both and none of the good ones

>>35766477
I'm sort of into it. I am mainly into concepts and ideas but don't subscribe to any specific political philosophy but I guess the closest is libertarian. I just don't know the deeper concepts, I just purely run on my own ideas and experiences so I don't know how well this will work. I also know 0 girls interested in politics.

>>35766389
You can be a complete normalfag, be glad that you don't have our autism

>>35766681
Most INTJ's would probably believe in the absence of a god. Also it can be viewed as a stereotype, regardless of whether they are or not a lot of neckbeards want to be INTJ

>>35765998
>tfw no xnfj gf

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>>35766485
>infp = that quiet autistic fucker that likes artistic shit but is to autistic to hang out with emos

i still regret not trying to join their little group in high school

>>35766154
>INFP
>kitty

>being a feels faggot over a thinker

I seriously hope none of you do this

Is doing stuff on autopilot more of an Si thing or Se?

>>35766154
INFP

doggo

So does anyone actually believe this bullshit test means anything or?

>>35766659
>celebritytypes
You mean the site which claims to be neutral but links INTJs to narcissism and uploads a negatively biased video about them?

INFP

no pets :(

>>35766317

because they are very selfish, elitist, usually cruel because they cant keep their Fi insecurities under control and try to compensate for it by being extra cruel to the outside world to not seem weak, and usually have extremely high standards.

Most INTJs are "interesting people" but the immature ones are insufferable, and most women are immature as fuck. Put two and two together, the result is INTJ girls are trash.

>>35766289
I would watch that tank for hours, really comfy pic

>>35766154

Parrot, but animals are too much work

>>35765998

The autism is extremly strong in social situations, but I don't care. I'm on my lifelong journey to find a qt infj girl, which means that I have one or two chances every month when I leave my apartment for a couple of hours

t. Intp

>>35766544
I feel you bro, I do not go by the INFJ stereotype that well, but I often ask myself similar questions:
>"What am I? Who do I want to be in life? Am I really content with who I am? Is being content with a good or a bad thing? Should I strive for something I am not? [...] "

I spent too much time in my head at times with these questions that honestly I consider to be just a waste of time, but I can not help coming back to them during the days when I feel down or apathetic.

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>>35766154
>ISTJ
I want a fucking magpie, or failing that a retarded yap dog.

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>>35765998
INFJs disgust me, why is there this ENTP x INFJ compatibility meme going around?

t. ENTP for all the retards out there

>>35766870
I think people want to believe in it, it also groups you in with others so you do not feel alienated. It just how we humans tend to be, instinctively wired to be social, even if we hate people. Why else would we all be on this site?

>>35766154
Istp, Cat
My family has always had cats.
I don't own a cat at my place though because I'm pretty sure I'm slightly allergic to them.

Have you noticed any physical features associated with different types?

>>35766998

Welp. I can't argue with that

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>>35766154
>INFP
>Cats and dogs, but if I had to picke one it would be cats

>>35767021
INTPs all look like male models

>>35766154
>INFJ
>a girlfriend

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>>35765998
bretty much this desu senpai cuck nigger spook chink bro let me fucking post you autistic robot ree

>>35767021
It is safe to say some types tend to care more about their appearance than others, and are therefore more inclined to treat their body better by exercising and having a diet that makes their skin and hair better.

>>35767048
INTP here can confirm except I'm a manlet and skinnyfat. But my facial bone structure is gay fashionmodel tier so I'd just need to become skinny

>>35766154
>INTJ
>have a dog, cat and hamster

I want all the animals.

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What does this mean?

I normally get INTP on the 16personalities site.

>inb4 phone poster

I'm a truck driver. I don't have a way to get regular Internet

I guess I'm part NTJ and part STP.

I'm only and NTJ online tho. All my family, friends, and people in my town are sjw libtards. So I don't talk politics irl, because it'll be me vs 4 other people, and I'll be accused of Nazi and racist.

STP except instead of a gay metalcore shirt, it's a gay 80's metal shirt or gay Power Metal shirt. 29 and still listen to metal, so I guess it wasn't a phase.

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>tfw INFJ
>not supposed to be a feelfag, that's what INFPs are for
>be a huge feelfag anyway

>>35766154
ENTJ
dogg

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>>35767138
>he took the picture seriously

>>35766154
>ISTP
>have a kot

>>35766711
Most girls are either apolitical with a wiff of "somebody think of the children/poor" or full on SJW, not much inbetween, so you should be fine if you don't lecture them on economics, I have the feeling that is a pussy repellent and I don't need to be a non virgin to see that.

>>35766154
INFP
I would want a doggo

>>35766989
Don't know much about INFJs but one of my best friends is INFP, so there is that.

t. ENTP as well

>tfw ENTJ
>no ENTJ milf to use me as a toyboy

>>35767126
I think it says unclear because you got a high percentage on both Te and Ti, and got a low percentage on both Se and Si
I think you're NTJ or NTP

>>35766050
>tfw intj
>tfw infp oneitis said to not try to talk to her anymore
didn't even do anything, not even the only person this random abandonment has happened to.

>>35767159
You might be an INFP.
It's actually more common than you think.

Take this test my man:

http://www.celebritytypes.com/test/infj-or-infp.php

You're better off reading through the dominant functions and comparing to sort it out.

>>35767159
>feelfag in constant feelfag fantasyland
>like closeness in theory, near impossible in practice

Please end me. >>35766544

>>35767242
These "X or X" tests are pretty bad.

>>35766275
>some Fe users have souls
>some Fi users don't
bad meme

>>35766419
I'm also an INTP. I know those feels. I fap to sissy bois and twinks sometimes. Mostly hentai though. I'm not gay. I only have dreams about girls and I'm not attracted to masculinity. I like feminine bodies and character traits. I also fap to incest occasionally. I like to fap to camgirls mostly. But, I have to watch them before they get naked to be able to cum. I can't just tune in on an already nude girl and cum. In fact, being clothed is sometimes more attractive to me. I don't know why. It has something to do with the fact that their "private" parts are literally just out of view or something. I think sticking my face in a girl's butt and smelling her asshole and clam through her pajama bottoms would be really hot. I'm 20, but just going to uni this fall. I'm going to major in physics (at least that's what i want right now). I'm looking forward to the women. Luckily, I'm actually pretty attractive (when I'm in shape). Most girls say I'm an 8/10. I need to work on my social skills though. At parties it's fine, because I'll be drunk and not give a fuck, but if I want a gf, I'll need to lower my autism levels. I've never had sex, but I've kissed a few girls at parties in high school and fingered one. Too bad I have a pencil dick lol and some stretch marks because I used to be kinda fat. Wish me luck

>>35767257
That's why I recommended simply studying the independent parts of a personality.

F or J, I or E, etc

>>35766681
some survey found INTJ to be the single type least likely to belive in God

>>35767232
What leads you to believe that?
Just curious

The other site said I'm INTP, but I can never fully relate to any of the personalities.

>>35766989
What about INFJ disgusts you?

Please don't tell me you're taking meme descriptions like OP's pic and >>35766485 seriously

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>>35766659

Why do all nerd horoscopes make me sound like an autismal asshole? It's almost like the MBTI needs to have a villain. I don't walk around telling kids Santa doesn't real and shitting in baptismal bowls.

I want to be INTP. No one likes INTJs

>>35766485
>tfw INFP
>the broke off from your "emo" friends in school because they would hang out with anyone that dressed like them even if they were shitty people
>tfw it didn't matter if the person made fun of chav kids for living in council housing and being poor, having dyed hair and listening to good charlotte made this all okay

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>>35767338
Fe dominance seems measly in my eyes. Why anyone could freely submit themselves to norms, customs, traditions, public opinion and other people's well-being is beyond me.

While it's fine to have some general empathy, being overly protective and caring is absolutely annoying. Maybe I am misinterpreting how the typical INFJ behaves like, but in my eyes, I see a person that deeply wishes everyone to hold hands, sing "Kumbaya my Lord" while dancing around a nice cozy bonfire. In other words, utopical nativity. Personally, I prefer the world the way it is, including corruption, chaos, hate, war, manipulation and so on.

>>35766544
hey if it makes you feel any better i am an infp mystic it isn't only you. i just think mysticism is neet.

>>35767184
I don't stay up to date with all these label systems, I have other things I'd rather do with my time. I'm just going off what I see here, I'll look into what all this crap means later.

>>35767345
Here's a better description
http://personalityjunkie.com/the-intj/

>>35767507
Fucking typos; of course I meant "would* freely submit" and naivety*.

>>35766275
And ENFPs

That group is near perfect though

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>>35767507
What do you think about INFPs?

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>>35766275
>believes in "souls"

>>35766275
why do infp not have souls they are usually nice

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My result changes every time I do one of these things.

>>35767330
I'm retarded and forgot you said you got INTP when I typed that.
Your Te and Ti scores are both high, so you probably like to understand the inner workings of things or the reason for them by using both logic and observation. I'm INTP as well and I like designing things but also reverse engineering them and understanding how they work.
I think a person with high Te and low Ti would prefer just understanding based on observation and would find it more interesting to understand how other people designed things than designing them themselves, a person with Ti being high while Te being low would be the opposite, and a person with both Te and Ti low would just want someone trustworthy to give them answers and wouldn't be interested in the reason for things.
I think this means you're both T and P, because for one you value logic, and J people tend to want to take sides while Ps like to remain impartial and play devil's advocate a lot and your T scores seem to indicate that you look for every angle.
Your Ni is also high which is basically your willingness to explore original or unconventional ideas. Your very low Fe reinforces this, because you apparently don't value associating with or trusting established ideas or principles on an "it just has to be this way" basis. This hints at you bein N.

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>>35766275
>souls
>being this spooked

>>35767699
That literally indicates that you don't know yourself

>>35766275
My top 4 functions is apparently Fi > Ne > Ni = Fe according to that one test, what now?

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>too far gone INTP
>tfw too late to be aborted

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>>35767656
Oh god. Let me tell you, it's not very positive. Though, it's more that I have this tendency to feel very annoyed by Fi rather than feeling pure disgust. Now, please keep in mind that I have close relatives that are INFP's and I am well aware that they can be great people as well, but yeah, sometimes they just piss me off, holy shit.

Like, when I think of INFP's, I immediately think of some kid that desperately tries to share something it cares about with the world even though the world doesn't give a flying fuck. Now, the problem rises when that kid still keeps going as if it's completely unaware of the fact that nobody cares. It makes me feel like that kid lacks any form of awareness. You know, it's kind of like those people who try to tell a joke in a group and when nobody responds, they just tell the same joke again in hopes that maybe people just didn't hear it the first time. Yeah, that's what I think of when I think of an INFP.

And it's bothersome because that's the type of person I like shutting up with some comment along the lines of "Yeah, we heard the joke the first time and it wasn't funny. Thanks.".

>>35766485
im INFP and the only group i've felt at home with are actors

>>35766485
Pretty sure Kevin Spacey in Horrible Bosses is the perfect representation of ENTJs in any media

>>35767868
I'm an INFP, but my jokes always make people laugh.

Send help

>tfw mutated from INTJ to INTP to INFP over the years

Depression is one hell of a drug.

>>35766154
INTJ

Have cats and dog, have had gerbils.

Really want to be able to afford sheep and horses some day.

>>35768041

If INFP bad? I've always been INFP.

>>35768086
It's fine if you can accept being utterly useless and pathetic.

>>35767868
>try to tell a joke in a group and when nobody responds, they just tell the same joke again in hopes that maybe people just didn't hear it the first time
Holy shit my little brother always does this, and I always just tell him "We aren't not laughing because we couldn't hear it but because it wasn't funny"
Is he autistic? Am I?

>>35768041
>Changed from Ni > Te to Ti > Ne to Fi > Ne
Doubt.jpg

>>35766154
>intp
>i want neat blue/red/green iguana

>>35768041
>>35768142
You're an INTJ caught in an Fi loop. I know because I am one too. Fi is the tertiary function of INTJ while it is the primary for INFP.

>>35768086
No one is inherently bad. Emphasis on "inherently".

If you try to be an objectively better person, to yourself and to others, you're good.

If you're a bitter faggot and think that being a bitter faggot solely makes you better than others, you're bad. Bonus points for denial. This thread is an example.

>>35768142
>>35768276
I don't know what the fuck are you talking about. Elaborate.

>>35766154

Infp
I have a bigass Mastiff.
He's awesome cause I'm like five six and he scares off all the niggers.

>>35768307
Well I'm not an expert in mbti but I have used it to find a little about myself and possible thought process but basically when depression hits for guys like us it can make us blind to the outside world and think things are worst than they actually are. Fi being your third function it is most likely not fully developed or you have a lack of control on it from lack of use.

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>>35765998
>fucking MBTI threads are shitty in general
>Op uses a pic with an iFunny watermark

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

STOP POSTING SHITTY MBTI THREADS

>>35766485
Retarded insecure boss checking in

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>>35768307
There's more to MBTI than the 4 letters, each set of letters(type) actually represents 4 of 8 different cognitive functions. What you have downpat when you're a little kid (your dominant/leading function), what you develop once you're in your teens/early 20s (your auxiliary/secondary function) and your tertiary and inferior functions which you have but don't really develop until mid-life/elder years respectively (which is why INFPs are generally shitty planners and INTPs are socially bumbling spergs).

Cognitive functions are why you can't change functions as you grow up without drugs or brain damage and grips and loops and simply not knowing yourself enough/relying on shitty tests explain why people tend to get/think they're different types.

Here's an excellent place for more info on all of this.

http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/masterposts

>>35768760
Thanks, I'll give it a read.

Comento originale.

>>35768760
to be fair long-term mental illnesses and their treatment do mess with your brain, a lot

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Does anybody know if this is Ne or Ni thinking?

I'll look at a red balloon, and I'll think about my childhood and how quickly time is flying by me.

I'll look at a scenic forest, and I'll think about non-existence

I'll walk into a dollar general, and the harshness of the faces I see reminds me that someday I will look like them, and someday I will be erased from this world and that I only have a finite amount of time in it. I am reminded of my impending death, and I am disappointed by it.

I'll give attention to a package in the mail for my family, and I'll start thinking about who it's for, and what it is.

I've constructed a lens via evolution to behold the world, and everything is now falling into place.

I'll see a black person, and I'll start thinking about how their race is generally inferior, but I'll also consider that they may be racial out-liers

I'll see bars on windows, and I'll start considering my own safety relative to my location in this world.

Does anyone know what that is?

>>35768760
>grips and loops and simply not knowing yourself enough/relying on shitty tests explain why people tend to get/think they're different types.
Should be its own separate sentence, oh well.

>>35765998
wow cool i'm an sjw and a white knight

>>35766154
>INTJ
Always wanted a tortoise, currently own 2 dogs and 8 chickonos

Esfp here, on the outside where complete normies on the inside we are the biggest robots

>>35766154
>ISTP
>a gf

Um hello Im an INFJ.
What do you guys think of my type?

>>35769220
Nothing wrong with it. Just don't go overboard.

>>35769343
what do you mean by overboard

Friendly reminder that if you're not an E you don't deserve to live ;)

Kill urself already, fucking waste of space ;)

>>35769394
stop your penetrating my I too much the horror

>>35769394
Es are stupid though Tbh

>>35766659
>meaningful results
None of this bullshit is meaningful

It's astrology for pseudo intellectuals

>>35769967
I bet you're a T

>>35767507
we get it

middle school is rough

>>35769998
>assuming
Total Aries lmao

>>35766154
INTJ
Snake or other reptile

>>35769394
Wastes of space
>Albert Einstein (INTP)
>Nikola Tesla (INTJ)
>William Shakespeare (INFP)
>Thomas Jefferson (INFJ)
>Augustus Caesar (ISTJ)
>Miyamoto Musashi (ISTP)
>That one friend's really nice mom (ISFJ)
>David Bowie (ISFP)

Deserves to live
>Random celebrity
>Shitheel CEO
>Televangelist #4712831
>Chad
>Stacy
OK?

Face it, the world would be nothing without introverts making the planet worthwhile.

What are entjs always portrayed as geniuses? I'm an entj and I have a forceful personality but Im also not that smart. What is there for me?

>>35770057
Looks like I hit the nail on the head.

>>35770163
to be fair you had a 50/50 chance

>>35770177
Make that an 87/100 chance.

My IQ is 130, and I'm an INFP. You never had a chance.

Blown away, smoked, done. Cooked.

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>>35770150
originalwijjnponskjvanvi

>>35765998
>bunching STJs and NTPs together

just admit you know nothing about either you fucking retard

>>35770177
If I had to suppose your full personality type, it'd be INTP. You'll likely lie rather than concede that I'm correct.

>>35770161
>portrayed as geniuses
Where? You're mostly described as a "commander" with minions and good planning capabilities, lel

>>35770242
INTJ

You were close

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>>35770215
It's not bait, originally speaking of course.

>>35766485
For once someone is entirely on point in this thread

>>35766154
ENFP
Cat!

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>>35770211
>INFP
>F
>130 IQ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>35766477
retarded asf

Pure ISTP here.
We are the TRUE master race. We will soon take over the world.

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>>35770358
Funny that you bring up the facts

>>35770294
he implied that you took the bait you fucking retard

>>35770390
Yeah, I did, brain isn't working well today I guess.

>>35770373
>ESFJ
>Had pussy when I was 12

I wonder who's really smarter.

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>>35770373
>posts chart where the type that only differs from his in F vs T beats his feeling ass by 28%
Really made me think mate. Also 130 IQ might impress normies, but the median is well above average on /r9k/.

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>>35770373
Only real men allowed in this thread. No fedora tippers allowed.

>>35765998
>ifunny
Why cant these faggot ass OP's make their own fucking pictures jesus

>>35770455
Not the girl, that's for sure.

>>35770150
>Albert Einstein (INTP)
He created nukes which can end the whole world ;)
>Nikola Tesla (INTJ)
Done nothing of value ;)
>William Shakespeare (INFP)
Poetry is for fags ;)
>Thomas Jefferson (INFJ)
Hypocrite slaver ;)
>Augustus Caesar (ISTJ)
The definition of evil dictator ;)
>Miyamoto Musashi (ISTP)
Literally who ;)
>That one friend's really nice mom (ISFJ)
Literally who 2: electric boogaloo ;)
>David Bowie (ISFP)
You have shit taste my dude ;)

>Face it, the world would be nothing without introverts making the planet worthwhile.
Nah, introverts just make everything worse ;)

>>35770487
>being a proud Chad
>on fucking 4chan /r9k/

>>35765998
>get ESTP from MBTI
>KHHV, cannot talk to women whatsoever, only popular among guys

What the fuck, how is this even remotely correct

>>35766154
>ENTP
>definitely a big and aggressive doggo

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>>35770528
>putting this much effort into low quality bait

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>>35770528
I'm glad you noticed me, senpai, it...it means a lot.

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>>35770487
what measurement is this chart even using?

>>35770473
There IQ gap is clearly more dictated by sensing than feeling/thinking.

130 is well above the average of 100. You obviously imply this when you say a feeler can't attain it.

There's not much difference in average life success between an IQ of 150 and an IQ of 120.

They can achieve the same things.

I don't understand what more you desire.

You're clearly incorrect when you declare feelings are the primary dictator of intelligence. I'll concede that they're inferior, but they're not the decisive factor. When you say it's improbable to have an IQ of 130, which you acknowledge as superior intelligence by implying the improbability, as an "F" and then recant the statement, you're trailing back on your own statements.

You were simply ignorant.
Face it.

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>being a sensor
kys

>>35770623
It's fake. The autistic ISTP faggot had a lot of free time >>35770646 is the real one.

>>35770623
>Assertiveness
>Ability to grow a beard
>Likelihood to not cry at a kid's movie
>Canthal tilt angle
>Penis girth and length

>>35769394
On a serious note, it's usually the introverts who shoot up schools, make CP, produce drugs and get recruited into terrorist organizations.

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The guy who wrote this is currently viewing and posting in this thread. Makes me a little bit uncomfortable

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sheeeeet

What Did They Mean By This.??

>>35770789
They meant that literally no one has an IQ above 100.

The reason you're all losers isn't your personality type or intelligence.

It's cause y'all are beta virgin faggots. Grow a pair.

>>35770827
>tfw to intelligent too belong to a species that isn't clinically retarded

What type do you think would be the best for a girl?

>>35770874 not yours u hole

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>>35770624
Who's tracing back on what? Do you realize that the word "also" is used when expressing a side thought not about the main focus of the argument taking place, but about the fact that we're even having an argument at all.
130 IQ is well above average if you count races inferior to caucasians, people born with disabilities, ESFJ tier conformist normies and people with dementia, most of whom don't browse obscure internet forums with a bad reputation. It is probably still above average by r9k standards, but it certainly isn't impressive enough to justify the tone of your original post. pic related
I never took back what I said, and I still think having 130 IQ is improbable for someone with the inferior T/F type.
I did not declare this the primary dictator of intelligence, I merely said it was an important factor. 28% is a big difference.
ALSO IQ is a meme and while it can be used for measuring certain things it barely even scratches the surface of overall human consciousness and intelligence.

>>35770721
How would you quantify the overall quality of these though? I didn't ask for angles or qualities, but for a measurement.
The chart uses bars with comparable length, so there must be a unified unit to base the comparison on.

>>35766154
ISTJ here
A Labrador.

>>35771095
>How would you quantify the overall quality of these though?
Calculus.

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This is a public service announcement to all robots. Please be careful out there.

>>35771114
how is each parameter weighed?
Is penis girth and length of same importance as likelyhood to not cry at a kid's movie, or ability to grow a beard?

this whole concept is complete bullshit

advertisers would use this stuff if it worked. If you're one of these "profiling consultants" that relies in any way on MBTI, and you do your sales pitch to an advertiser, they will laugh you out.

literally horoscope tier bullshit.

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>>35766229
>>35767059
>>35767699
>>35767827
>all of you cucks with over 10% in extroverted
>tfw when 8% extroverted

Good thing everyone already knows how to spot the autistic ISTP joseph stalin

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>>35771135

low IQ pleb detected

>>35771145
It's all differential.

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>>35771135
>implying any of those are bad things

>>35771010
Damn, you saw me tip to the extreme.

The average Caucasian is no where close to 130 though. I'm speaking strictly from life experience. It's 100 for a reason. They don't all magically hit 120 because your small circle of white friends stick together.

>>35771135
>he actually wasted his time to make a picture about US
Stay inferior, sensor

>>35771135
very cute image
have a (you) or your fruitless efforts

>>35771168
Professor of mine is trying to teach this stuff as if it is fact. That class is a joke.

>>35771010
>It's absolutely improbable for you to have an IQ of 130
>IQ only scratches the surface of intelligence

Pick one.

>>35770874
xNTJ

I'm a veteran robot (robot-turned-normality) and I'm ENTP. It's weird because I used jokes and being class clown to get over my depression/anxiety. AMA

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INTP here. I'm starting to feel lonely. Like those feels are getting up there with wanting to explore space

>>35771273
I'm pretty sure the average for whites is around 110, and I live in an all white country, so no bias from that angle.
And I see IQ as kind of the ceiling your intelligence can potentially reach. You can't be intelligent if you have an IQ of 100, because then you're simply not very good at recognizing patterns and connections. But you can still be a 150 IQ autist who's excellent at autism tier math like compsci, but never has a single existential thought or an original design.
>>35771322
Are you retarded? Why are the two implications mutually exclusive?

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i've kind of noticed that a lot of INFPs get a lot of hate for seemingly no apparent reason other than simply existing. it's weird as fuck, why is that?

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>>35767529
okay grandpa

Reminder to not fall for the autistic ISTPs bait
All of his "arguments" are deliberately full with holes and he believes he's a le epic troll when someone points them out

>>35771413
Welcome to 4chan where we hate other people to vent our insecurities.

>>35766179
Feels good to be vindicated by an ifunny comic

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who /estpbutnotchad/ here

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>>35771380
I think doing acid four times in the past year made me shift really close to INFJ from a definite INTP. I still get INTP most of the time and INTJ every other time, but my T bar is usually around 60% instead of the 80% it used to be
Feeling a lot of empathy and need for human connection on acid made me realize why I was talking to myself so much these past few years (just pretending to explain things in my head as if to someone who didn't have the knowledge I did of something). I've always wanted to have an audience and/or someone to look up to me and be excited about me explaining stuff but I never had it.
I realized what I really wanted all along was to always have a conversation with someone who was truly interested in me and was interesting themselves as well.
Two months ago I met a fembot on r9k and funnily enough she wants someone to explain things to her, or as she says it "thinks for her" and I really feel the kind of appreciation and admiration from her that I've always wanted.

I don't know what kind of loneliness you're experiencing, but having an internet gf made me feel a lot better, and I feel optimistic about the future for the first time in a while.
And don't give me that shit about autistic fembots all wanting Chad, I'm a 6/10 5'8" social retard who stutters.

>>35771530
>>35770589
Maybe you guys are ENTx

>>35771589
Not ENTP you fucking autists

>>35766154
ISTP
Scorpions

>>35771589
don't think so. I tend to really live in the moment and am not much of a big picture guy. I'm more like ISTP if anything else, but if I'm not engaging with people for a while I start going crazy

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>>35771135
Silly roachie you fell for my trap yet again. I WANTED you to make that image so that people will think of us glorious INTJs as the victim in these threads. People are more inclined to listen to the victim now aren't they? You are merely a puppet to me and your life is my stage

>>35771394
>average for whites

Among white Americans, the average IQ, as of a decade or so ago, was 103

Among Jewish Americans, it was 113

One IQ table shows 113 in Hong Kong, 110 in Japan, and 100 in Britain

>INTP-T
>Still a brainlet
Well what the fuck is the point of me then?

>>35771581
I've been told that I lack empathy from many people including family. I'm a solid INTP but I got the idea that I want someone in my head now. I just want someone I can share with I guess. Someone who I share a mutual respect, trust, love and attraction towards. The thing is that I have no idea how because I'm a fucking INTP and the hook up culture popular with people my age makes it even worse. I just hate the fact that I'm so different and want to know what it's like to be normal

>>35771394
>but never has a single existential thought or an original design
What the fuck are you talking about? I need to stop browsing r9k

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>>35771724
Silly pea brained intj. I am playing ten levels above you. I knew once I memed you that you would avoid acting like your meme stereotype out of self consciousness. Big sensor cock wins again.

>>35771763
>white americans
>americans
well there's your problem

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>>35771822
FACT:
Hijak is the BEST alteration of wojak & pic related is the BEST alteration of pepe

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>>35771822
pure P O T T E R Y. Just as I planned, I knew that as soon as I mad e that post you would begin to panic. Your inferior personality type is incapable of bantering with the mastermind that I am and you know this, you aren't a Norman after all I'll grant you that roach. In order to combat me you attempted to change your personality in order to even the playing field, but not fully understanding it made you look like an even bigger fool! HA! No REAL INTJ would ever use a reference to BBC in his banter, even the simplest E knows that! You might as well give up right now you imposter, you'll never match my intellectual might!

>>35771971
>the simplest E
Fuck you fedora tipper, while I get bitches you'll be boasting about your small brain online

t. ENTP

does anyone have a chart on what different personality types listen to what genres of music? or would personal tastes vary too much between person to person to be able to accurately survey it?

>>35766681
atheist intj detected

>>35771816
You should definitely not attempt to date a girl from tinder or real life. Normie girls were simply not meant for us.
Try those chart threads here, or on soc if you feel normie enough. I know the just bee yourself meme has been taken too far, but there are girls who want what you want, and you shouldn't pursue ones who don't
I used to lack empathy too and had many psychopathic traits (I'm pretty sure psychopathy isn't a binary thing but a spectrum), but it's something you have to learn if you're capable of it. Perhaps our development was a bit delayed, but everything in this world is founded on logic and everything can be analyzed and understood, including social behavior and the ability to relate to others.
It took me a few years to observe normies, dissect their behavior and understand the kind of logic and thought processes they use to interact with one another but I understand a lot now.
In a way I've also learned from them, and having somewhat understood many different people from different backgrounds made me able to relate to people more and feel what they're feeling.
I still have the ability to not feel anything about most things if I choose to, but as I realized a few years ago there are certain people I care about enough to be unable to remain cold and impartial if they were in any trouble or if they died.
If you can find a single person who makes you feel that way then you're capable of empathy and you should learn to work on extending it. I don't want to promote degeneracy, but doing acid/mdma with someone close to you can help a lot because of the overwhelming sense of understanding and empathy you feel on them, so if you don't condemn this kind of stuff and feel like you can do it under safe conditions you should give it a try.

>>35772018
You hide your depression behind silly worthless jokes. I can see right through you.

t.intp

>>35772125
I read somewhere that intp like dissonance in music.

How do you like this song fellow intp?

https://youtu.be/749SOG_gAdc

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>subconsciously influenced Isabel Myers and Katharine Briggs alongside the Bogdanoffs to develop the MBTI
>spreads to r9k where threads every day are made to my glory and entertain me with memes

Dance roaches.

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>>35766050
Well you're types have a weird bond so you have that going for you. From somebody who's seen the two work, just go on dates with her and have fun. You either grow closer and date or don't and at least had a good time.

Don't fake that shit either because we can smell that stank for miles and you'll make her drier than a desert. You don't have to do boring normie shit just do things the two of you enjoy.

Actually, before any of that be her fucking friend. I know this is bad advice for most situations, but mosy in types behave like this and for intjs it's especially true. Plus infps get comfortable around familiar faces so it'll be a win win. Just don't drag that shit out and don't fake it because you're easy to read. It's fine though, hope it works out anon.

Threadly reminder that INTJ male and INFP female is comfy af.

>>35772165
>mfw you're right
WHAT REEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW STOP MESSING WITH MY BRAIN

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>>35772291
I tried my best

Orgnally

>>35772144
I used to do charts on /soc/ but I didn't know how to make one without making myself sound like a jackass. I actually had someone message me from there but was too fucking autistic to carry the conversation. I may try again because I have gotten better at social shit in the last few years.
I've definitely tried to build from the love I have for my family and extend it to friends etc. so I can be empathetic but that's not working. I can't help but look at things from a purely logical stand point. One of my friends was in love with a girl and came to me for advice and I could only look at it from a logic based stand point.

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>>35765998
How about you don't.

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>>35766154
>INTJ
I want a rabbit

>>35772537
I used to have a rabbit, they're redpilled pets

>>35766154
>INTP
>I own a cat
>I like dogs better
>I actually like all kinds of pets and hope to have dogs, cats, rats, and rabbits when I grow up

Sometimes I feel like I'm the only ENFP on this damn board. Why are we so few here bros?

I hear INTJ girls make a good pairing with ENFP lads. How do I find them?

>>35771413
People are afraid of idealism and purity because they don't understand it

What's a good girl for an ENTP?

I always get ENTJ or INTJ which is weird because I'm a lazy under achiever, anyone else like this?

>>35766485

>wants to debate all the time for the sake of debating

Is there a technical term for this? Does Rust from True Detective represent this when his introversion is cracked?

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>>35766154
INFJ
No pets, I rent. Would get a cat if I had the choice.

>>35766154
INTJ + Cat

>>35772796

Yeah, but I waffle between J and P. I was an industrious, quiet normie in high school, but now I'm addicted to the internet and a loner.

>>35772458
You have to look at the logic of feels anon.
I definitely still look at everything from a logical standpoint, but emotions and feelings make sense so it's not a problem.
Also what really helped me to be impressed and amazed by living creatures is reading up on a bit of biology (the way a chromosome is constructed, neurotransmitters, some human behavioral things and the way the eye works are my favorites). I see living things as machines, but marvelous and graceful ones at that. The more you know about how we work the more you'll feel amazed by the fact that this is all the result of nature's trial and error.
I often think about seeing humanity and the earth from an outside perspective over some billions of years and just imagine seeing shit develop "on its own", and eventually shoot things up into orbit and to the moon, erect cities etc. Like if you took a plate, put some random matter on it, shined a light on it and it would start doing this shit over the course of minutes.
If you aren't really feeling the emotional stuff try reading about psychology and understand it that way. I did a lot of introspection and naive psychology to understand the feels of other people. I think people are really simple at their core, and more "advanced" feelings stem from simple desires.
Also with the soc shit just remember you're on 4chan and you don't have to walk on eggshells and pretend to be a norman with these girls, because they're on 4chan as well and are at least somewhat compatible with your humor and your autistic thoughts. Also remember that they're most likely lonely as well and don't have the same sense of self worth as normie girls.
>>35772291
>Threadly reminder that INTJ male and INFP female is comfy af.
What about INTP male and INFJ female?

>INFP and autistic
wew till the cows come home.

Infp

You think my intj oneitis will love me, I used to be one :/

>>35766050
INFP here, you should go for INFJ instead

>>35766154
INFP
Dog
Ferret
Parakeet

>>35766050
Are you sure she isnt just tsundere

>tfw keep taking test and get same result
>same result now as in highschool
>INTJ

I don't want to be a fucking fedoralord sperg

>>35772753
One with an on and off switch

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>100% introverted
kill me

Any ISTP late bloomers here? Did things get better as you age? How did you escape the Ti-Ni loop?

Asking for a friend

INTP lads how the fuck do you study? I can set goals out fine and in great detail but I inevitably get distracted and end up hating myself

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>>35773315
Escape? Embrace it my friend ahahahahahahaahah kill me

To everyone, the site most people here use to take the test is shit for basically anything else. They even flat out made up the whole -T/-A bullshit, the original MBTI contains no such thing.

Again it's fine or the test, but if you want a better understanding of your type I highly recommend http://www.humanmetrics.com/personality/type for detailed explanations based very strictly in Jung's original work.

>>35766154
>INTJ
>Animals are gay

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>>35773326
>thinking type asking others how to study

>>35773440
I can study fine when I'm in the zone, but getting in the zone is really fucking hard because I start thinking about more interesting stuff

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>>35773469
man just gotta feel it man

t. infp

But seriously I can't relate at all. I feel like I'm "in the zone" a lot of the time without even trying. Also >tfw too smart to need to study

>>35766485
>tfw istj but also graduate student in philosophy

much wageslavery for me in my future

>>35773519
Oh, the shit that gets to me is essays more than study, I just continuously leave them till the last minute. Studying for final exams is easier but right now I have 2500 and 1500 words due in a few days and I don't feel stressed at all despite not starting

>>35773315
>>35773370
Please describe Ti-Ni loop to me, I'm curious.

>>35773543
sure you're not an intj buddy?
what made you go into philosophy?

>>35773562
>Ni says you can't do something
>Ti gives suggestions but doesn't do anything
>Ni says you're useless as you have nothing to show for it
repeat until dead

>>35773573
well i just took a test and got istj. who knows how good it is. I've also been drinking, so that might have affected my answers

im not sure if ive genuinely gone into it. I majored in it as an undergrad because it was more interesting to me than the other subjects. i applied to grad school in it so i'd leave my home town and fight back depression with perceived success.

>>35773562
This article should help explain http://istp.wikia.com/wiki/Category:WTF_Years

>>35773660
>well i just took a test and got istj. who knows how good it is
assuming 100% honesty on your part the test won't lie. If you don't think your result describes you either you didn't accurately represent yourself in the test, or you did then but when confronted with the full picture it clashes with your image of yourself.

http://www.humanmetrics.com/personality/intj

http://www.humanmetrics.com/personality/istj

Read those and see which sounds more accurate.

>>35766154
>ISTP or INTP
>2 dogs and a cat
End my life

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I'm looking for an image I've seen posted in these threads before. It's in a similar format to this, but it gives detailed descriptions of the introverted and extroverted variants of all the traits.

>>35773808
Being stuck between S and N has got to be rough. I'm F but lean T sometimes and even that kind of sucks.

>cozy af discord
>Too i to type

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>>35766989
why do you hate me? i love you

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>>35767507
Thats INFP, anon. Im INFJ and I feel like Hitler reincarnated. Dont like it? I will force my ideology and you and make war, for your own good. Like it? Join me, ENTP, in the propaganda war and let the chaos flow. I do deeply wish for utopia and to hold your hand, though.

>>35767345
ye it makes me not want to get INTJ but i get it every time


I'm not a turbo autist running around going "haha god is not real" and shit like that

not even atheist

>>35774089
>INFJ forcing ideology
Yeah, should just shoot you before you go full Hitler and fuck everything up with your ineptitude.
t. intp

>>35774089
if hitler was an INTP he wouldn't have lost the war and ruined everything like a fucking retard
god I hate that guy

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>INFP
>Small feminine male
>to pussy to kill myself
How do I live with being a fucking fairy?

>>35774212
trade places with me
>INTP
>high test
>hairy
>just want to be a small delicate trap

I'll even let you have my gf

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>>35774122
anon i am your friend dont say things like that

>>35774212
Become a trap and receive penis.

>>35774233
>anon i am your friend dont say things like that
I have no friends.

>>35774260
im your only friend then...
even if you hate me, entp, i will always be your ONE(1) real friend. tell me what i need to do for you to not hate me please

>>35774330
You could shoot yourself for me.

>>35770513
kekles orig

>>35772318
What. With what? Wat

>>35772989
That sounds screwy but yeah why not? Really IN types should stick together and ES/N should stick together. I don't even know what the hell IS is since I'm egocentric and don't know any IS types.

>>35773063
You never used to be anything. Your core personality is always the same. You might just be close to 50/50 on some functions.

Yeah they will. They'll protect you of you be really affectionate and poke them where it hurts. INTJs feel nothing until you hit them just right and they fucking break down. They have like emotional Achilles heels.

>INTJ
>Smart and likeable, so people tell me.
>Feel like a loser 99% of time.
>Life is basically run by my insecurities.
>Have to have plans for every small contingency in order to feel any security.
>Manage to do this successfully enough to manage a decent life.

Living the INTJ life is too stressful.
When does life stop being a lie?

>>35774555
>sounds screwy
In what way anon? It is screwy but I like it. The up and down turbulence kind of thing adds a certain depth and realness to it

>>35774634
Mid 20s' working INTJ reporting in.
I believe it's when you start noticing that everyone is insecure as hell.

I am on my way to a massive transformation I should be on the right path, normies are insecure as fuck, even more so than I thought.
What you have to do is project confidence: eye contact, good handshakes, throw your shoulders back, look up when walking, show your torso (don't exaggerate, and you need to be somewhat fit). You'll be surprised at how some of them look down and act insecure, or maybe it's just because they think I am a psycho.
That is for the physical part, next up is cuck them with words (I am still working on this), not fedora style talking with ebin logical intricacies. I believe you need to appropriate their lingo and use it so you can sway their opinions, logic doesn't always work here.

Keep going at it, I have my relapses when I go back to cuck mode, but eventually it will become second nature. It must.

Sadly I don't have any clue about the relationship part.

>>35773954
i love you

please love me too

t. enfp

>>35774888

I too, have been going through a transformation. I recommend reading Dale Carneige's "How to Win Friends", Greene's books on 48 laws and Seduction (even though they are kinda memeish), and "Meditations" by Marcus Aurelius. They helped me a lot understand a little more on social and spiritual aspects, areas I feel like most INTJs are probably weak in. Also "Way of the Superior Man" for if you do find yourself in a relationship, it helps a lot on what is expected of you from a relationship with women.

>but eventually it will become second nature. It must.

This is where I struggle. Eventually I tire of projecting that succesful persona like you said. I feel it is dishonest of my true self, but as you describe, the alternative is cuck mode, which is just as dispicable.

I can walk into a room and swagger, but it's just an eloborate illusion. One, I feel, that must seem as fake to others as it feel to me to be. However, I receive nothing, but accolades for my "personality." Now I struggle with who I wish to be, the frontman or the sad person pulling the strings behind it all.

>TLDR Just want others to love me for me. ;_;

>>35766154
> INTJ
I don't have any pets at the moment, but I like having rats the best. They're easy to take care of, fast learners and they don't live very long so they aren't a huge commitment.

>>35767507
>Fe dominance seems measly in my eyes. Why anyone could freely submit themselves to norms, customs, traditions, public opinion and other people's well-being is beyond me.
Ignoring for a moment that INFJ is not actually Fe dominant
A connection to tradition is associated most closely with Si, not sure how you're associating it with Fe.

>Maybe I am misinterpreting how the typical INFJ behaves like, but in my eyes, I see a person that deeply wishes everyone to hold hands, sing "Kumbaya my Lord" while dancing around a nice cozy bonfire
Bit of an over exaggeration, but yes. That combo of Fe and Se, though neither are dominant, really promotes an investment in the well-being of the people around them.

>In other words, utopical nativity
Thank you for being this retarded, I laughed for a good ten minutes. Fucking nativity.

But seriously, not even in the slightest. Utopian naivete, and I'm sure that's what you meant, would imply that you believe the world can easily be like that. Simply the desire for everyone to be happy doesn't imply naivete, I think most people who aren't edgelords would prefer everyone to be happy and to get along. Fe + Se people like INFJs may be more invested in that as a value, but not all of them think you can just give out free hugs and end crime or some shit.


>Personally, I prefer the world the way it is, including corruption, chaos, hate, war, manipulation and so on
But those are all just games to you, right?

>don't mind helping others but hate it when others are helping me
is this an ISTP train or am i just autistic?

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>>35765998
intp is fighting cia niggers and builing better opensource software

>>35774888
>You'll be surprised at how some of them look down and act insecure, or maybe it's just because they think I am a psycho.

Well, you come across as a psycho, so you're probably right.

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>>35769173
>Esfp here, on the outside where complete normies on the inside we are the biggest robots

>ESFP
>BIGGEST ROBOTS

>>35775396
I don't think he does. He's just analysed human behaviour a bit and come to valid conclusions, which is how the more aspie types need to do it if they want to succeed. Maybe it's different to feeling sensors or something.

>>35775423
Being an instinctually social, emotional feeler is the opposite of a robot.

>>35775284
istp trait
welcome to hell fellow istp-anon

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>>35766154
>isfj
>poisonous dart frogs

>>35766544
>infj
>smoked dmt once and think i have a direct connection to gods in my brain

>>35765998
>tfw ISFJ but not an SJW

Isn't it better to figure out your cognitive functions rather than your four letter type?
What are some good cognitive function tests?

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>>35765998
just made the test for the first time. turns out i am an INFP-T. pic related.
>100% introverted
>100% intuitive
>0% assertive

>>35773677
So how do you differentiate that loop from typical INTP behavior

>>35776504
The ISTP will be able to use Se if they try to.

>>35766154
INTP
Fuck pets, I mean I love animals and all, but I can't look after them and don't want the stress of being responsible for anther's well being until I have a wife and I'm ready to have kids in my 30's.

>>35776666 (checked)
How do I "try to"? I haven't been able so far, why should I magically be able to do it now?

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>>35775274
lmao just woke up to see this

look, when I said Fe dominance, I meant types who use Fe as their main judging function. I thought that was clear, but yeah, apparently not.

also, traditions are just social norms that were passed on through time. you can call it Si if you want to, but if you've ever actually tried discussing with an ISTJ, you'd notice that they'll be a lot less prone to just conform to hive mind behaviour than Fe users. Si just means that you're relying on your memory and experience, which is why it might appear as if they care about traditions simply because they're traditions, but really that's just surface level observation.

>utopian naivete
yeah my bad, english isn't my native tongue. the desire for everyone to be happy is pretty naive though because that's simply not how shit works. it has nothing with being edgy, it means being real, but yeah, keep on using your internet slang unironically if you want to.

>but those are all just games to you, right?
no? are you dumb?

do you prefer having only one side of the coin or do you want to see the entire thing? don't you want to experience life with everything it offers?

inb4 edgy entp mentality

whatever suits you. if you want to live a fantasy, go ahead, i won't.

>>35773954
i don't hate you, i just find your way of life oddly annoying

>>35774089
join you? no, thank you. i do my own thing, good luck with everything though

>>35770053
hehe such wit, much amaze

>>35776487
LONDON
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Post boipussy.

>>35776889
Then you probably don't have it. Hop on a skateboard or something and see if that seems stimulating to you.

>>35776666
>use Se if they try to.
Aside from the most autismal of autists isn't everyone able to use Se?
I mean, I can do sports just fine, I'm not particularly good at them but I'm not shit either

>>35776951
I think I have it. Doing reckless things, driving fast both cars and motorcycles is Se at work right? I love that stuff, it makes me feel alive, but what I meant is that I can't use it outside of that. I can't use it to break out of the loop, because as soon as I step out of the car, life becomes boring once again. I would probably be happ(ier) if I could be a racing or test driver, but I can't so what am I supposed to do?

>>35776666
The INTP will be able to use Se too if they try to.

Do you seriously think that ENTP's are physically incapable of using Fi? Or that INTJ's are incapable of using Fe? Or that ESTP's can not use Te?

>>35766485
>Last gf was an esfp
>Only girl that ever cheated on me

wew lads, hilarious how accurate this crap is

>>35766154
INTP

I love dogs, but at the moment, I have one dog and two cats. Can't complain, they are awesome.

>>35776997
It's like how everyone could do calculus but only the intuitives would feel at home with it and try to get good at it.

>>35777034
Yeah that's Se. I basically live in my Ti Ni loop. There is nothing wrong with it. It makes for smarter ISTPs.

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>>35777140
>There is nothing wrong with it. It makes for smarter ISTPs.
Gr8 coping, m8. It makes for suicidal ISTPs, not smarter.

>>35777095
>Do you seriously think that ENTP's are physically incapable of using Fi? Or that INTJ's are incapable of using Fe? Or that ESTP's can not use Te?

Pretty much. There is no way on earth I could fake using Ne. So what makes you think you could fake using Se?

>>35777171
It's not faking, numbnuts. It's actually using it.
People have all the functions, but what matters is the dominance. The main problem with MBTI is that outside of the main four, it ignores all of the other ones, as if everyone was the embodiment of their dominant ones.

>>35777171
lmao sure pal

it's nothing but preferences. Te is just empiricism, while Ti is rationalism. you can support both and yet prefer one of the other.

in a way, you're implying that only Se users can enjoy thrilling shit like skydiving. that's absurd

>>35777140
>tfw intuitive with no interest at all in math or physics

>>35766287
This guy is right. Girls usually dont initiate things on their own but intj absolutely wont do anything to make you feel worthful. If these chicks could grow a cock they would and fuck themselves to the oblivion.

Yes she broke me.

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>>35777291
>tfw INTP with meme-ISTP interests in warfare and glory
At least I've some interest in STEM, so I can get employed in it.