anti jokes thread >What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

>what did op say ?
>i'm a faggot and i have no taste

>>35820648
I've thought of a new anti-joke

Knock knock
Come in and welcome to my house

>>35820648
They're not funny if you are prepared for the fact that the punchline will be totally unremarkable.

>>35820795
Hilarity is subjective, faggot. Just post or scroll

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>>35820648
>Niggah I saw that.

>a incel, a chad, and a normie walk into a bar
>incel and normie jack each other off
>chad gets the girl

>>35821039
a chad is a normie but a normie is not always a chad.

>knock knock
>who's there?
>it's the police ma'am, your son's been killed by a hit and run driver. The driver was an alcohol

>>35821138
That's just sad
Let him rip

>cutie

She may have big tits but that bitch is hit and if you're referring to the other girl who is staring at the girl's tits she also looks like a mongoloid.

>>35821138
Dw anon, i get the reference from the earlier thread. Many keks were had, unfortunately i wasn't there to witness

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>>35821187
Walmart makes paper bags for a reason cuz

>A man walks into a bar
>He is an alcohol and it is destroying his family

>what's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

>>35821222
the classic, with a lovely set of trips to compliment.
I'll offer to buy this post for two dollars fifty

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did sarah fall of the swing?

>She isn't proficient in basic hand eye coordination skills nor was her vestibular sense favoring her that day.

What's worse than the holocaust?

Literally everything.

>A bear walks into a Wal Mart
>Everybody runs away, animal control is called and the bear is killed

>>35821325

How do you fit 30 Jews into a car?

>2 in the front
>2 in the back
>None in the ashtray because the holocaust never happened

>how do you stop a clown from smiling?
>murder his wife and kids in front of him.

>>35821352
now this is what im talking about. keked outloud on this one, rip bear tho not sure why i feel legit remorse for him

>what's funnier than being raped?
>being raped by a clown

>Roses are red,
>Violets are blue.
>I have a gun,
>Get in the van.

>Wanna hear a funny joke?

>ok

Any married men in the audience? Yeah, I'm married too. Let me tell you what it's like living with my wife. She's beautiful, we have a healthy relationship based on mutual respect and support and we're happy together.

>>35821566
>Wanna hear a funny joke?
>ok
>Too bad

>A guy was driving
>He had to make a split-second decision whether to run into a lever or run over a snake named Nate
>He ran over the snake

>>35821836
Whats red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.

>>35821281
Fuck you.
Fuk

Knock knock? Who's there? The police im sorry sir you're grandmother was just by a nigger.

*guy that likes me comes online*
*immediately switch status to Invisible*

*guy that likes me comes on AIM*
*immediately put AFK message as away message and continue talking to friends*

>>35822940
>>35822958
>used to be guy
>never talked to her in school
>said "hey" on msn every evening

>>35823037
Why would you do such a thing? Talk to her in person if you wanna get to know her.