>Parents wanna visit me >Still haven't told them

>>35820432
LOL how does this happen?

>>35820432
>Devil Choice
Gaslight them.
Pretend they've been visiting every weekend, and how sorry you were when they missed your kids first birthday party.

>Normie choice
Just tell them.

>>35820462

Iovrd away and got very lonely so I actually started asking girls out. Eventually got a GF that didn't work out but she had my kid

>>35820497
How old is the kid, and who does he live with?

>>35820432
How? Full story in greentext pls

>>35820432
Damn, same situation OP.

Gotta be honest at some point, even if you drag it out.

>>35820497

well I guess now would be a good time to tell them.

it'll be awkward, but it'd be better than having them show up and see that you had a kid and never planned on telling them.

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>>35820432
Just tell them you are babysitting your girl friends son/little brother

>>35820511
He's 7, and lives with me almost 80% of the time.

>>35820903
>hiding the fact that you have a son for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS
Shit, man, you're gonna make him a robot. This is your one chance to make an incredible change for the better in this world, something most robots will never have. You gotta raise him to be a man, not a weak cowardly child who hides from his grandparents.

>>35820903
How do you hide a kid for 7 years wtf

>>35820951
>>35820962
I usually just send him to his mothers, my parents only come by once a year or so

>>35821058

Why have you been hiding your son from your parents? What the fuck?

>>35821081
not him but him and the mother dont live together?

probably not something to be proud of if he had a kid with someone who he hasnt stayed with

>>35821058
They're not gonna believe that it's yours you know that right?

>>35821081
I just never told them I was having a son and it snowballed

>>35821301
Maybe I dont know

>>35821150
pretty rich talk from a guaranteed genetic deadend

Dress him up in a dog costume and tell them not to feed him from the table.

If this thread isn't a troll, that's kinda fucked. Assuming you're not a cuck raising someone else's kid, the fact that you hid your child for 7 years is really messed up and only gets worse the longer it goes on.

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>>35822019
>implying

why don't you tell me why? fact is he didnt want to go through the conversation with his parents, and also potentially having them call/pester him a lot more than they wouldve for the next 18 years

>oh anon who is the mother?
>oh anon anon you're going to make a great dad!
>oh anon why don't you and her live together?

merely speculating

>pretty rich talk from a guaranteed genetic deadend
you're a big fuckup

>>35822614
Im not the OP, and you are embarrassing yourself autismo proving further to my point that you are a self centered, immature piece of shit that should be hung by the neck in front of your inbred fucking parents.

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>>35822734
holy shit BTFO

originalismo

>>35822734
How do you figure that mate? I said nothing about myself directly.

I feel like you're projecting some sort of insecurity on me desu senpai

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>>35822828
you're a piece of shit until you at least provide an explanation. does that fucking make sense? we need context if you don't want to be ridiculed retard

hate faggots like you

>>35822923
what the fuck is going on here
>Guy A: maybe he hides the kid out of shame
>Guy B: wow but you wont have kids lolololol
>Guy A: this is the reason why he might feel shame also go fuck yourself
>Guy B: you're autisic and proving my point (??????)

It irritates me that I know you are dumb enough to think you came out on top in this exchange while anyone reading can see what an utter moron you are

>>35822923
I'm a little confused. What am I explaining? That I'm not self centered?