Why isn't it more common for single moms to have sex

because it's still fucked up

>>35884483
I'll answer your question if you sauce me on that webm OP.

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>>35884483
>Incest would help your people, goy

>>35884483
I just came here to see the webm but I can also answer to your question

becasue it's degenerate

why don't single mom friends just trade sons?

Because kids don't need to be getting their moms pregnant.

>>35884567
google Boltonwife

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>>35884637
now this guy is asking the real questions

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tfw your mom is grossed out by incest and probably wouldn't even give you a hand job.

All I want is for mommy to make me cum ;_;

>>35884659
Thanks [original] m8.

HAHA I did it, I finally masturbated to a girl insulting me like the good old days, YES I have been self inserting as the girl for over 1 year and fapping to traps and other degenerate shit.

Today I have just came to a girl insulting me, she insulted me as a man, she was a female(female) and she insulted me. I feel so much more like a man now christ

>>35884921
Real life or porn?

Are cougars a robot's only hope? I hear they like taking virginities.

>>35885042
porn of course

How do I seduce my mom into letting me worship her feet?

>>35885074
The first girl I had sex with was a cougar

>>35884745
>tfw you will never have a mommy gf that makes you perform sexual acts in exchange for stuff

>>35884745
I love this guy's art style, anyone know who the artist is?

>>35885156
Did she let you call her mommy?

>>35885433
No. She just uses me for sex and thats it

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Isn't it fucked up to take advantage of your mom when she is going through some struggles probably caused by raising your ass?

>>35885156

>living my fantasy

GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE! REEEEE!

>>35885533
My mommy loves me to pieces, anon.

>>35885543
I'm really not
I can't talk to girls at all and never really been on a date

>>35885241
Look in the corners of the image.

>>35885533
Reasonably good bait.

>>35885156
>tfw lost my virginity at 18 to a 34 year old

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>>35884483
sauce boys?

I fucked my girlfriend's mom when I was 15

>Years ago there used to be a divorced woman with really nice Tits.
>Rumors around where that she liked to suck young boys that helped her with groceries/water.
>2 different guys from my school claimed it was true.
>Help her with a water bottle and some groceries once.
>She just says thanks and sends me on my way.

I don't have any hope

>>35884870
Answer the question now please

>>35884745
dont you need a beastly pc to run a rift?

>>35886222
I'm sure his mom will help him out if he helps her out.
It's how mom-son relationships work

tfw my mom and dad are split up and my mom is really close to me and cuddles with me in bed and stuff with my boner pressed up against her butt

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>>35886041

I ended up with a really hot, divorced fuck buddy 10 years older than me after she saw me help somebody else with their groceries
>park at grocery store
>walking through parking lot towards store entrance
>notice an old woman struggling to load her groceries into her car
>she had bottled water, soda cans and some other heavy shit
>offered to help her
>she was very happy and gave me a mint from her purse
>don't know how the fuck she planned on unloading it at home but whatever
>resume walking back towards store
>hot woman approaches out of nowhere
>"I saw what you did to help that elderly lady and it was really sweet of you"
>"T-thanks, just doing the r-right thing"
>we chat until we get to the store's entrance
>she slips me her business card and says "Call me sometime, sweetheart" then walks off to buy her groceries
>doesn't feel like this is reality because before that no woman had ever even acknowledged my existence, much less been interested in me
>call her the next day
>we talk on the phone for over an hour and I somehow don't spaghetti everywhere
>fug a few days later
>continue fugging 3-4 times per week for the next year or so

>>35884483
You are mentally ill.
organoli

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>>35884534
Salutations!

Please enjoy your stay

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>>35886404
Great work lad

>>35886404
This can't be real
Stop giving us false hope

>>35886585

Actually something similar happened to, but I texted her one, she responded like immediately, and I never responded back so that was the end of that story. I could've been fucking a hot puerto rican milf if I didn't spill the spaghetti.

Definitely gotta call these older women, I guess, so you don't get a chance to chicken out.

>>35886404
It's basically what people said about that lady, one guy said that she just took her tits out and started sucking off the guy.
Another one said that she intentionally was bending over putting up groceries wearing a small skirt with no underwear.

Then I go and she just say:
>you can just leave it there, thanks.
And goes to talk on the phone. I guess I've been ugly since young so even horny milfs won't go near my dick

>>35886585

It didn't feel real the entire time because she was so much more attractive than me and I was so used to being alone (I was 21 at the time she was 31). One time I asked her why she decided to start hooking up with me. She was recently divorced when we met and said her ex was a huge asshole. She decided the next guy she slept with would be nice and she just so happened to see me doing something nice for a stranger. That convinced her I was a good person, which I guess was enough to overlook me being a 5/10 on my best day. I guess the key to pulling off the nice guy meme is to not be transparently nice to the girl you want to fuck and instead just be nice to everyone.

>>35884659
Holy fuck, those tits gave me life. Thank you, anon.

Anyone else have a mom who lets you smack her ass?

I would fuck my mom if she was decently looking, but she's ugly as fuck. So no.

>mom used to have a vibrator
>when I first found it I was a kid, and my mom told me it's a back massager
>"oh ok"
>years later remember that and realize it was a vibrator
>try and look for it when she's not home
>it's gone

fuck my life

>>35887084
This.
Also mine died when i was 16.

>>35887043
That video outraged me

FUCK OFF BITCH YOURE GOING TO BREAK THE PUR

Because it can go poorly if you're stupid about it.

>t. mom fucker

>>35887240
>I would think most moms would let their teen child fuck if the boy was foward about his desire to fuck her. At the very least they'd give them a handjob.
only if he is good looking or have a good physique or have excellent grades or the 3 together.

>>35887291

Nah, if she cares about her son she'd let him fuck if it is seriously causing him to be depressed.

>>35887226
Now you need to tell the story, and don't forget all the hot details

>>35887523
I can't be assed, we just had an on off thing after high school that she initiated. We didn't get hung up on it being anything more than just feeling good.

>>35887552
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>>35887332
tfw you just want to ask your mom to give you a handjob or something but you're too afraid to ask

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>>35884483
It's extremely common, it's just that your mom doesn't find you attractive.

>>35887718

He clearly won't, his mom is probably browsing /ck/ or something. Just let it go anon, just let it go.

>>35885533
No because she made the deliberate choice to create me thereby losing any right to complain about her obligation to raise me. Dumb cuck.

>>35884483

if you have to ask that question, then you should probably be erased from existence.

>>35887784
This so much.

My cousin is an hyper Chad and his mom and sister were pretty physical with him. I could almost bet all of my money that he fucked them.

>>35887718
Like what? How it happened?

>Graduate
>Mom actually got sad at the idea of me moving away to college
>Started acting closer and more open with me than usual
>Figured fuck it, why not? Tested a little to see where things went
>Worked our way into a relationship

It's kind of boring how it happened since it wasn't like some drunken affair or lustful mistake. We just felt if we were ok, talked and decided to try it out, ended up liking it and went on from there.

>>35887961
What was the sex like

>>35887961
post pics of mummy

>>35887961
you can't just stop there man, come on

>>35887961
>Tested a little to see where things went
>Worked our way into a relationship
Elaborate this

>>35887961
What signs did she show you indicating she was into it? How did you test the waters?

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>>35886404
>>she was very happy and gave me a mint from her purse
i read it as "she was very happy and gave me a mint from her pussy"

>>35886779
nice guys do get sex if ture.but you're probaly a tall fag

>>35884483
the "son" has a wedding ring on his finger. fucking dropped for lack of realism

If a robot tries to have sex with him mom, he will end up as one of those bad guys in the news who tries to rape their moms.

Robots never get a fucking break.

>>35887988
It was alright, started out crap and got better. Was always weird though.

>>35888038
No way fag.

>>35888076
What? That's how it was. During that early honeymoon phase we were humping like rabbits but things settled down and it just became casual for us.

>>35888101
>>35888172
I said she started being closer with me and started being obvious that she was flirting and wanted something. Like she'd be physical with me or not care about privacy. At first I thought she just wanted some attention like to do the same back and make her feel good about herself. She liked it but she didn't consider anything "too much" so I started to think she actually was into us being a thing. It got to a point where she was ok with me squeezing her ass that started to decide like, fuck it I'm just going to keep going till she stops me and if it leads to sex then so be it. When it got to the first time of actually making out rather than just a kiss here or feeling up there, is when we talked and were open about it and she said she was ok with it and wanted it.

Because no man wants to fuck a single mother. Especially someone who knows her well, such as her own son.

If you guys want to read some hot momcest that developed over time, read this reddit thread https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/duplicates/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/

Apparently it's true since the guy is "verified" by the mods

>>35888365
Had the subject of incest ever come up before all that? Did she seem grossed out by incest before, or did it just not seem to bother her?

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>>35888365
How does she looks?

Not asking for a photo of her just a description

>>35888503

How can you possibly verify that shit? Other than a video or pictures.

>>35888563
He's seeing a therapist, and the mods contacted him to verify the story

>>35888563
There was a psychologist doing a study, where both the mother and son and had to admit. The reddit mod contacted the psychologist and verified the user.

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I fooled around with a friends mom once when I was younger. I never had vaginal sex with her but we did most everything else. this was over the course of around 4 months before she put a stop to it because she was finding religion and started feeling guilty about it.
I still have never had actual, PIV sex to this day. I didn't even develop a milf fetish, they're fine and all but thinking back I was only really into it because I was a horny teenager and just wanted to feel good.

>>35887868
>>35887784

I am willing to agree with this. My sister and my mother friends were ULTRA friendly to me everytime I came home when I was in the marine corps. My sister was even miring me hard, saying that I had nice muscles. My mom never really showed much interest, and I never really thought about sleeping with her, to be honest.


After I got out, I got fat as fuck and all that attention went away, of course, and it was like I was a beta teenager all over again. If I continued playing football in highschool (I quit after my freshman year), I am pretty damn sure I would've fucked my mother's friend at least.

>>35888508
When dad left we became a lot closer but it didn't feel weird in that way. When I got older though and got more fit it kind of started to which is where things started from. I guess there started to be some tension but we didn't address it. So when she started being more open with me and flirty because I was going to be leaving that's when it started to stand out. At least to me.

She was the one to actually want it though. I was just ok with it and went along and gave her what she wanted.

>>35888552
Pretty plain to be honest, average body. 5'6", longish brown hair, a little in shape. She had me young so that was helpful. I never thought of her in a sexual way and wasn't attracted to her like that but her boobs were alright and her ass was nice so that was enough for me when we got as far as we did. So yeah not some gorgeous mom or a hot body but not terrible either.