>tfw not handsome >tfw can follow instructions but

>>35884318
just be gay you don't have to worry about any of that stuff

>>35884354
b...but I don't want to

That grandpa is handsome, though.

>>35884381
>that grandpa

oh I forgot its a bunch of kids here that don't remember the Red Green show

I can't do anything. Don't got driving license, don't know how to renovate shit, can barley assemble an ikea furniture.

I want a handy girlfriend

>>35884380
It's not a choice, it's something you were born to.

>>35884438
I don't like benis

>>35884405
I'm not a burger, anon.

There's been a recent influx of Red Green related shit

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>wish I was like my dad fixing stuff around the house

>first I need to get a house

>>35884487
good.

it was a great show
probably my favorite Canadian show

>>35884475
its Canadian show

was aired on US public television in the 90s though

youtube it its pretty funny

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>The Red Green Show ended almost 11 years ago

>>35884726
its a bad feel, man

>trade worker
>Practiced to good level of mechanical and logical reasoning
>Do basic household maintenance stuff and friends look at me like I'm a wizard conjuring lightening bolts
I don't know how these people get dressed in the morning

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>Tfw duct tape fixes everything but your broken heart

>I'm a man
>but I can change
>if I have to
>I guess

>>35884318
>tfw you are Harold, but a dumber version with depression

>>35884946
the problem these days is people are lazy and just call someone to fix the thing or go out and buy a new one if possible.

its probably good business for tradesmen though.