If you're a virgin, how do you know if you're

Because sex with a man sounds awful but sex with a woman sounds wonderful

penis can be used as a divining rod for sexuality

>>35887096
A good indicative could be your facial hair.

>tfw you will never have that much fun taking a shower
if it weren't for AIDs and making grandma cry, would being a dumb gay slut be the ultimate path towards pleasure?

>>35887096
I jerk off way to much to lesbo porn to be gay

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>>35887149
Not a virgin in both ways but what do you mean? What does my facial hair say anon?

>>35887096
very simply

Im not attracted to the male form or penises. I also find the idea of something going up my bum so abhorrent i would fight to the death to prevent it happening.

>>35887247
not that anon but ive always found beards pretty gay desu. Recently, they seem to be in vogue though. Youre plaster screams faggot though. idgaf what you did to yourself there is no reason to have a plaster there.

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>>35887247
>posting that you've been sodomized and including a picture of your face on 4chan

>>35887247
almost made it m8

>>35887273
Why would you assume I wasn't the one doing the sodomizing?
>>35887283
Made what mate?
>>35887268
T.beardlet

>watch lesbian porn
hetero

>watch hetero porn
bi

>watch gay porn
gay

>>35887096
My penis only gets hard to the thought of fucking women.

>>35887096
But I tried out of desperation with lots of guys.
Ended up giving half-hearted handjobs, shitty blowjobs, and a hurt asshole (literally all of the dicks felt too thick even though they were average thickness). Strangely, they give good blowjobs themselves. I couldn't bring myself to stick my dick in a man's ass.

After every homosexual encounter I felt so much worse, because I realize that I'm such a massive failure with women that this is the life I have resorted to.

>>35887312
>T.beardlet
I have to shave every other day or i get a neckbeard. Even after a day i get a stubble. Its fucking frustrating. I wish i was a proper beardlet who shaved once a week.

Besides which you are gay so youre an illustration of my point.

>>35887247
How big is your original dick?

>>35887347
>You are gay
Source vampire? At best/worst im bi. Been nearly decade now since I did or wanted to do gay suckeroo

>>35887375
>Not a virgin in both ways
I assume from this you mean faggotry
>At best/worst im bi.
Sounds tremendously gay to me. Bi => gay as far as im concerned.
>Been nearly decade now since I did or wanted to do gay suckeroo
So, again, you have done faggotry.

>>35887409
My ex sucked off her 3year old stepbrother when she was 11. Does that mean she is pedo for life? Your thinking shows serious mental/spiritual immaturity, life ain't black and white young'un.

>>35887455
>condescension
calm down, no need to be rude.

Youre comparing apples and oranges. An 11 year old isnt properly capable of making these kinds of decisions. Imo, shes severely damaged and clearly comes from a shit home.

People's sexuality doesnt change. Once youre 25 youre either gay, straight or bi. This isnt going to change all of a sudden. I will concede that you may engage in homo or heterosexual activity even if youre not gay or straight as part of experimentation but if you were a sodomite and enjoyed it then odd are youre going to enjoy it if you did it again because youre a faggot.

>life ain't black and white young'un.
Some things are, plaster boy.

>>35887520
>Some things are, plaster boy.
Brainlet can't even realise the irony. Sexuality definitely is one of the main non black and white things.
Source:history, experimentation, spectrum, fucking bisexuality.

Also
>gets assblasted over being called a young'un
The irony here....

>>35887520
Also this is the stupidest load of horse shit I ever read
>People's sexuality doesnt change. Once youre 25 youre either gay, straight or bi. This isnt going to change all of a sudden

What are closeted homos. What are men in their 50s who suddenly leave wife, kids and become gay out of nowhere?